Session 10 - Transcript
00:00 [DM (Aarya)] Oh yeah, I forgot about that. But anyway, we're live now. So, welcome to Phantom Chain session 10.
00:00 [DM (Aarya)] We're already on the 10th session. Would anyone like to start us off with a recap of the last session?
00:18 [Sildir (Tris)] Sure. Do it. So, at the beginning of the last session we made our way through Vallaki TSA and we entered the city.
00:18 [Sildir (Tris)] And I am just kind of shocked that that's where we started last session because that feels like longer ago. But we do notice that the city feels kind of safe. The mists are all held back on the outsides of the walls.
00:18 [Sildir (Tris)] And then Saturno and Ember wake up. We let them know what's been going on. So, they notably wake up as soon as we enter the town's borders, which is kind of interesting in my opinion.
00:18 [Sildir (Tris)] But I don't want to read too far into that just because kind of like metagame reasons that they were asleep in the first place, kind of. But something to think about, just in case. Anyway, we head off to the church.
00:18 [Sildir (Tris)] This is ideally to get Iridyll some help. So, Iridyll, reminder, is infected with lycanthropy. Then, there's like this moment where Mercurio and Saturno are having some funny business with the townsperson.
00:18 [Sildir (Tris)] I think Mercurio was asking about directions to the church and Saturno throws a pebble. But anyways, we get the directions. We get the mad townsperson off of us.
00:18 [Sildir (Tris)] We find the church and we go inside. We explain our situation to the priest. And he lets us know that there is a way to suppress the effect of the curse for one night at a time.
00:18 [Sildir (Tris)] So, she'd basically have to come back monthly to keep doing this along with the moon phases. We learn as well that this priest is kind of like the substitute priest because Father Lucian Petrovich has disappeared on his regular morning walk, which he often takes with the coffin maker, who has also disappeared. The name of this father that we are talking to is Father Bryce.
00:18 [Sildir (Tris)] Let's see. While they were asleep, I think Ember and Saturno had some shared visions. Ember asked the priest about it.
00:18 [Sildir (Tris)] And he recommends that instead we ask the Dusk Elves about it, since it sounds like old magic. Anyhow, we go out to the northern gate and we get to the lake. We hear this catchphrase from the guards as we're leaving.
00:18 [Sildir (Tris)] And they say to us, all will be well. When we get around to the lake, Irena shares with us that she had seen this lake in her dreams. It was a recurring dream that she had since she was a child.
00:18 [Sildir (Tris)] And a wolf was chasing her around in this dream. She would wake up alone in the woods. Or that's when she would wake up, after she was alone in the woods.
00:18 [Sildir (Tris)] She would wake up in her bed. As we walk along the lake, we find an old shack and a stone slab. The stone slab is reminiscent of another one that we found near the windmill.
00:18 [Sildir (Tris)] This one has a different carving. And we learn that these were once wards. I think Ember's the one who was able to reveal that for us.
00:18 [Sildir (Tris)] Then we knock on the shack's door. We just take a peer inside. No one's there.
00:18 [Sildir (Tris)] There's no one to answer. But we do meet the hunters later, as most of you probably remember. Just a bit off the trail, we notice some footprints, though.
00:18 [Sildir (Tris)] And this kind of becomes the main theme for the session, in my opinion. Discovering what happened with these footprints and whatnot.
04:16 [DM (Aarya)] Piecing together a mystery.
04:19 [Sildir (Tris)] Basically. There's a couple sets of footprints. There's heavier boots.
04:19 [Sildir (Tris)] There's a lighter set. We also find a fang. And it looks like a scuffle occurred here.
04:19 [Sildir (Tris)] We kind of follow through both sets. And when we follow the heavier set of footprints, we start to hear chatter from a different camp. So we investigate this, and we find the Bastani camp that Madam Eva told us about a while back.
04:19 [Sildir (Tris)] Probably, like, maybe a day or two at most in-game time. But it feels like a while back. Anyway, we head to this camp, and Ember gets a weird feeling that someone's watching us.
04:19 [Sildir (Tris)] So Mercurio, upon hearing that, notices just for a second a creature with animalistic ears and a snout. Keeps it to himself for time being. I think even though Sildur did hit an insight roll on him and also chose to keep it to himself, that he knew Mercurio knew something.
04:19 [Sildir (Tris)] But anyway. Doesn't matter too much. We make it to the edge of town, and we see a group of houses there.
04:19 [Sildir (Tris)] There's some Bastani wandering around, but there's also some Dusk Elves there, which is super cool. Upon seeing the elves, Sililus is kind of taking point here for one of theā maybe the second time ever, the first time being with Strahd. So Sililus is definitely very excited.
04:19 [Sildir (Tris)] And he thinks that he's going to meet some high-class elves like himself. Well, as it turns out, these guys are really down on their luck, but they are at least able to live here with the Bastani who are kind to them. At least underāwhat's his name?
04:19 [Sildir (Tris)] Who's the ruler? What did you say? Oh, Lavash.
04:19 [Sildir (Tris)] Under Lavash's rule, they are doing okay.
06:46 [DM (Aarya)] Well, ruled is a bit formal, you know. He's just like the head of the camp.
06:51 [Sildir (Tris)] The head of the camp, yeah. You're right. Or, of course, you're right.
06:51 [Sildir (Tris)] You're the DM. But I meant to say, that was apparent.
07:00 [DM (Aarya)] I was just speaking poorly. Now I get you.
07:04 [Sildir (Tris)] Anyway. So, yeah, I mean, it's kind of a sad state that these elves are in. Their ears are all clipped, and only one of them is really willing to chat to us, and that's Casimir.
07:04 [Sildir (Tris)] So we go and we talk with Casimir, and he gives us a lot of good history. So, he gives us the context that his people had been living here, meaning in Barovia, even before Strahd, and even theā but there are people who apparently lived here before them called the First Folk, and that's like these statues and ruins that you see. They're from them, and these First Folk are still around, but they now inhabit the woods and the mountains instead.
07:56 [DM (Aarya)] Notably, they're descendants of the First Folk.
08:00 [Sildir (Tris)] Okay. Got it. As in just, they're not the same people, but of the same blood?
08:00 [Sildir (Tris)] Like, yeah, that makes sense. Okay. And then he also kind of tells us that he was around to see a lot of what happened with Strahd and how Strahd came to power.
08:00 [Sildir (Tris)] So basically, Strahd has a dad, of course. Most of us do at some point or another. And his dad was named Barov von Zarovich, and he shattered the peace that existed in Barovia.
08:00 [Sildir (Tris)] Basically, Barov came to where the Dusk Elves lived and demanded fealty. The leader at the time named Erevin denied the fealty, and Barov staged a war. There was one Dusk Elf, though, that betrayed people named Rahadin.
08:00 [Sildir (Tris)] And Rahadin was instrumental in Barov winning against the Dusk Elves. So once his father died, Strahd took over, and the Dusk Elves saw this as an opportunity to maybe rebel. But Strahd proved to be just as, if not more ruthless, and brutally shut down the rebellion and killed nearly every Dusk Elf.
08:00 [Sildir (Tris)] Now they depend on the Vistani hospitality to even really exist in this world. Beyond all of that, Rahadin is still around, and we actually met him in Barovia. He was the nastiest guy there.
08:00 [Sildir (Tris)] The one where we heard all of the weird screaming noises when he approached us. Anywho, Mercurio finally takes some time to share what he saw in the woods. He thinks it may have been a part vampire or something along those lines, but Casimir seems to think it's a werewolf.
10:17 [DM (Aarya)] I think when you mentioned that you had encountered Rahadin in Barovia Village, Casimir told you that he was the one who slaughtered all of the Dusk Elves at Strahd's command, and the screams that you hear around him are the remnants of those he killed.
10:38 [Sildir (Tris)] Okay, I will add that to my note. Notably. Give me one second.
10:38 [Sildir (Tris)] Alright, so Casimir kind of thinks that what we saw in the woods, or really what Mercurio saw in the woods, is a werewolf. He informs us that there is a pack of werewolves that hangs around Lake Beretok, and finds it weird for them to have made it this far. However, there is an old legend that he shares with us, and totally just a bunch of bollocks.
10:38 [Sildir (Tris)] It's just nighttime stories, but Sildur totally believes this. Basically, there's an old legend that there's a secret court of wolves that rules Valaki from the shadows, formed of a group of werewolves who sought to walk among regular humans as equals, eventually as their rulers. Rumor has it they're in Valaki.
10:38 [Sildir (Tris)] Anywho, that is a bunch of bullshit. Totally not a thing. Definitely, just, you know, why would that be the case?
10:38 [Sildir (Tris)] I think it's real good. Anyway, let's see, let's see. Iridel also asks about a cure.
10:38 [Sildir (Tris)] I don't think there was a lot of help available from Casimir on that. And also, Casimir hints at the royal family, or I guess the baron's family right now, the Valakovich family, being propagandists and having, you know, strangely exuding their influence upon the city. Also, there's a huge library of tomes there, and some of them have information on the court of wolves, or maybe just the story, or whatever.
10:38 [Sildir (Tris)] Casimir also kind of doubles down on the fact that, like doubles down for us at least, like double confirms that Strahd can and does control the wolves. Let's see. We also mention Aravel, and things suddenly get a little more urgent.
10:38 [Sildir (Tris)] He tells us to go see Lavash, Aravel's father, immediately. So we go. Sorry, this is long, guys.
13:11 [DM (Aarya)] We did a lot last session.
13:12 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, I'm doing my best to trim it down, but it's a lot. So we go, and we go to the main tent in town. There's kind of a crazy scene unfolding in front of us.
13:12 [Sildir (Tris)] There's a youth kneeling on the ground. The shit is getting beaten out of this kid. And you can, you know, we kind of deduce that, or hear that it's Lavash and his brother who are there kind of serving the beating.
13:12 [Sildir (Tris)] And we interrupt this to let him know that we're here for Aravel, but we've kind of already picked up that his daughter was lost under the supervision of the boy that's getting beaten up named Alexi. And it seems that Yan gave Alexi some wine and ran off with Aravel.
13:57 [DM (Aarya)] I should point out it's Arabell with a bz, but yeah.
14:01 [Sildir (Tris)] Oh, okay. I've been spelling it wrong the whole time. Once it's in my notes, it's in my brain.
14:07 [DM (Aarya)] But yeah, I'll fix that.
14:08 [Sildir (Tris)] Arabell. Anywho, so yeah, he thinks that maybe Yan plotted this or is in cahoots with somebody. And Lavash is kind of interested in our story about the footsteps that we found earlier and really is just begging us to help altogether.
14:08 [Sildir (Tris)] They actually found Yan's dead body, and he was also clutching a piece of black fabric. I think when Mercurio saw the creature in the woods, he saw a glimpse of black fabric. And in the scuffle, we found a piece of black fabric laying on the ground in addition to the fang.
14:08 [Sildir (Tris)] So there's really something to this black fabric, guys. But we quickly make our way back to town. We're going to help out more tomorrow.
14:08 [Sildir (Tris)] But for now, we want to go to the Bluewater Inn and see if we can find the hunters there.
14:58 [DM (Aarya)] Also, you learnedāI don't remember if you said this, but you learned that Yan's body wasā they told you that his wounds were like as if he'd been raked by a great beast, like claw marks on his chest.
15:12 [Sildir (Tris)] Yes. So, yeah, that is correct. I think I did note that down, but I'm trying to eliminate bullets and I missed some important stuff as I go.
15:12 [Sildir (Tris)] But yeah, good point. So we make it over to the Bluewater Inn. As we approach, Pepito actually flies off and joins some ravens flying near the inn.
15:12 [Sildir (Tris)] We enter and we're greeted by the barkeep. So we take our seats and another man, also working at the bar, comes out and gives us a tankard of wine. So obviously, Mercurio is very happy and he invites the man to sit at the table with us.
15:12 [Sildir (Tris)] He begins asking some questions, including if heāyou know, is there anything about the coffin maker or Father Lucian missing? And we also let him know about Aravel's disappearance. And, you know, he does know about it.
15:12 [Sildir (Tris)] His name's Erwin, by the way. And he is upset to hear because he also works a lot with Lavash and the Vistani help with wine delivery. Yeah, there's a couple moments in this tavern where, like, some slander is brought up around Baron Vargas and everyone is trying to get the other people to kind of hush up about that.
15:12 [Sildir (Tris)] Seems like talking, like, openly and negatively about the Baron is somewhat dangerous. You might get in trouble.
16:51 [DM (Aarya)] And notably, the two that were speaking up about him were a pair of, like, drunk brothers. Just, like, young guys. Just, like, at the bar, basically.
17:00 [Sildir (Tris)] Yep. And also we learn that the person that openly defies the Baron is named Fiona Wachter and perhaps the Wachter house altogether. The Court of Wolves is brought up.
17:00 [Sildir (Tris)] It was dismissed as a fairy tale by Erwin. And we meet another person that Erwin says we should talk to because he's a bard and so is Mercurio, named Rictavio. We exchange some stories.
17:00 [Sildir (Tris)] Rictavio shares one about Count Belasco. It's just kind ofāit seems to be kind of, like, you know, a lesson learned type of story. It ends with Count Belasco dying by diving for his wig and he lands in some sunlight.
17:00 [Sildir (Tris)] And he's a vampire, of course, so he burns up. Even Rictavio says it's just a story, nothing more. And then, let's see, we also approach the hunters.
17:00 [Sildir (Tris)] They agree that they'll help us out a little bit by letting us know what they see. Andā Remind me again what exactlyā That they'll lay down some traps.
18:12 [DM (Aarya)] What we got from them, rather.
18:15 [Sildir (Tris)] So they don't know much about the disappearances. They confirm that silver works against werewolves. They agree to lay out some traps for us and that they'll keep us posted on any strange sightings.
18:15 [Sildir (Tris)] They let us know that they got silver because they're the Baron's wolf hunters, but otherwise silver is pretty controlled in this town. But they also tell us that if we flatter the Baron, we'll get what we want.
18:34 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, cool.
18:37 [Sildir (Tris)] And that is actually the end of the summary. We go upstairs, go to sleep, long rest, level up.
18:44 [DM (Aarya)] Nice, very good. Okay, very good recap. That took a bit, but very detailed.
18:51 [Speaker 7] Sorry about that, yeah.
18:51 [DM (Aarya)] No, no, no, that was good. I think it's good to go over everything that happened. Definitely sets the scene for everyone and gives you guys an idea of what to do next.
18:51 [DM (Aarya)] Really quick, I think it might be helpful to do a couple things. One, I want to remind the party to try to keep a few main objectives in mind. And to that end, I want us to go over the Taraka reading again from a few sessions ago.
18:51 [DM (Aarya)] I will bump it in our Discord chat. So yeah, if anyone would like to read that and recap it for us, please do so. Any volunteers?
18:51 [DM (Aarya)] Or shall I pick somebody?
19:47 [Saturno (Steph)] Oh my god.
19:49 [Ember (Spurthi)] I feel like I'm in school.
19:50 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, school's in session.
19:52 [Ember (Spurthi)] Again.
19:56 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, Spurthy, why don't you read it for us?
19:59 [Ember (Spurthi)] Oh, thanks, I can't see.
20:01 [DM (Aarya)] It's in Discord.
20:02 [Ember (Spurthi)] Wait, yeah, I'm looking. I'm trying to find it.
20:06 [DM (Aarya)] I guess, um... I just replied to it. What is it?
20:13 [Ember (Spurthi)] Okay, now I see it.
20:14 [Sildir (Tris)] Are we doing the whole thing?
20:16 [DM (Aarya)] You can read the first section and then pick someone else to read the next one.
20:21 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, I'll do popcorn style. Yeah.
20:24 [Ember (Spurthi)] No, I'll read the whole thing, it's okay.
20:26 [DM (Aarya)] No, no, no, we're doing popcorn style.
20:29 [Ember (Spurthi)] Okay, fine. This card tells of history. Knowledge of the ancient will help you better understand your enemy.
20:29 [Ember (Spurthi)] Nine of swords, torturer. There is a town where all is not well. There you will find a house of corruption and within a dark room full of still ghosts.
20:29 [Ember (Spurthi)] This card of a powerful force...
20:51 [DM (Aarya)] Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. No, no, next person reads this part.
20:55 [Ember (Spurthi)] Okay, sorry. Go ahead. Okay, um...
20:55 [Ember (Spurthi)] Ge...
21:02 [Speaker 7] Ge...
21:04 [Mercurio (Gui)] Looks like I was cleaning my glasses.
21:09 [Speaker 7] Nerd.
21:11 [Sildir (Tris)] Likely story, tell it to the judge.
21:15 [Mercurio (Gui)] Um... This card tells of a powerful force for good and protection. A holy symbol of great hope.
21:15 [Mercurio (Gui)] Five of swords... I don't know how to pronounce that word.
21:27 [DM (Aarya)] Myrmidon.
21:28 [Mercurio (Gui)] Myrmidon. Uh, look for a den of wolves in the hills overlooking a mountain lake. The treasure belongs to the mother knight, or to mother knight.
21:28 [Mercurio (Gui)] Cool.
21:43 [Sildir (Tris)] And now, I pick Sab. I got it for her. She's not feeling too well, by the way.
21:52 [Mercurio (Gui)] Sorry to hear.
21:53 [Sildir (Tris)] But this one, actually, I think I should read anyway. Yeah. Still irrelevant, perhaps.
21:53 [Sildir (Tris)] This is a card of power and strength. It tells of a weapon of vengeance, a sword of sunlight. Aide of lift, bishop.
21:53 [Sildir (Tris)] Vengeance. What you seek lies in a pile of treasure beyond a set of amber doors. And I'll pass it off to Steph.
22:21 [Saturno (Steph)] Yippee! Oh, hold on. Um...
22:21 [Saturno (Steph)] Deadass looking where we left off.
22:36 [DM (Aarya)] Queen of diamonds.
22:38 [Saturno (Steph)] It starts with what, sir?
22:40 [DM (Aarya)] Um, the middle part is queen of diamonds.
22:44 [Ember (Spurthi)] This card sheds light.
22:56 [Saturno (Steph)] Oh, wait. This card sheds light. That one?
22:56 [Saturno (Steph)] This card sheds light on one who will help you greatly in battle against darkness. Queen of diamonds, tempter. I barely know her.
22:56 [Saturno (Steph)] I hear a wedding bell, or perhaps a death knell. It calls thee to a mountainside, Abby. I hope I said that right.
22:56 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah, you did. Wherein you will find a woman who is more than the sum of her parts.
23:25 [DM (Aarya)] Cool. Do I keep reading? No, you pick someone next to read the last part.
23:25 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. Perhaps it is fitting that I read this last one. Your enemy is a creature of darkness whose powers are beyond mortality.
23:25 [DM (Aarya)] This card will lead you to him. The king of diamonds, broken one. He haunts the tomb of the man he envied above all.
23:25 [DM (Aarya)] Cool. So now that we got that out of the way, I will switch the scene to the inn. The Bluewater Inn.
23:25 [DM (Aarya)] You find yourselves awakening. Let me, hold on. Move y'all a bit.
23:25 [DM (Aarya)] I gotta do some finagling. Why are the tokens being so weird? Oh, it's because, I see why.
23:25 [DM (Aarya)] Man, who's missing in this?
24:32 [Ember (Spurthi)] I can see two tokens for me.
24:35 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, there's a lower floor and an upper floor. It's kind of confusing, but should be okay. Yeah, so you guys have two rooms given to you to bunk for the night.
24:35 [DM (Aarya)] There's this lower room here with four beds and this room over here with two. I'll let you guys decide really quick who bunked with whom for the night. But otherwise, you all find yourselves awakening in the early hours of the morning.
24:35 [DM (Aarya)] Hearing the faint sounds of shuffling around from below. Presumably, Erwin and Danica are getting ready for the day. So yeah, with that, I'll let you guys take it away.
25:24 [Sildir (Tris)] Maybe I'll just have bunked with Sililis.
25:30 [DM (Aarya)] In the one room, the two bedroom?
25:34 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, sure.
25:38 [DM (Aarya)] So, Sildir in your room, which you had stayed with Sililis for the past night. You awaken to find that Sililis is gone. And you see left on his bed, you kind of see it out of the corner of your eye, on the floor.
25:38 [DM (Aarya)] Kind of poking out from underneath the bed is an old-looking flute. Let me find that and put it there.
26:17 [Sildir (Tris)] There was a note and a flute? Or just the flute?
26:19 [DM (Aarya)] No, just the flute. No note. Hopefully that drops it.
26:19 [DM (Aarya)] It's being a little bit slow.
26:38 [Sildir (Tris)] You can just store it in my inventory if you want. I'll RP out the rest.
26:43 [DM (Aarya)] Did it make it to your inventory? Let me find it.
26:47 [Sildir (Tris)] I'll let you know if it's there. I don't see it there. Well, I guess while you're doing that.
27:04 [DM (Aarya)] You find that and the rest in your room. Amber, you notice in the bed next to you where Irina was asleep, you find that she is gone. And that there is a note on her bed.
27:27 [Ember (Spurthi)] Is it in my inventory as well?
27:30 [DM (Aarya)] No, I'm just going to tell you what it says. So, you look at the note and you find it is written by Irina. And it says that she got up early in the morning to try to find some kind of help for her people.
27:30 [DM (Aarya)] She's hoping to find aid somewhere in town, either from the Birdomaster or someone else. And Sylilis volunteered to go with her.
28:03 [Speaker 7] Okay.
28:10 [DM (Aarya)] What? Who said that? Oh.
28:16 [Saturno (Steph)] That was my reaction. Where is she? I feel like we went to sleep and now she's gone.
28:16 [Saturno (Steph)] And last time I went to sleep, I was out for like, I don't know.
28:34 [DM (Aarya)] How long was I out for? A long time. Like I once a day.
28:39 [Saturno (Steph)] But she was there and like I can't just fucking take a normal sleep and things being normal.
28:44 [Irredel (Sav)] Yeah, something about this seems weird. She's always been very communicative with us. Does anything look weird about that note?
28:44 [Irredel (Sav)] Anything about her handwriting? Is it possible? I just want to make sure it's hers.
28:44 [Irredel (Sav)] This just feels wrong.
29:03 [Sildir (Tris)] You hear a knocking at your door. Boom, boom, boom.
29:08 [Irredel (Sav)] Bye.
29:11 [Sildir (Tris)] Oh, it's you. Hey guys.
29:15 [Speaker 7] Good morning. Just kidding.
29:19 [Sildir (Tris)] Good morning Mercurio. Funny as ever, funny as ever. Oh god, it's a little early for me though.
29:19 [Sildir (Tris)] It seems that the full blood brat has run off and all he left was this flute. And I actually am going to hand it out to Mercurio. Like here, maybe you can get some use out of this until he's back at least.
29:19 [Sildir (Tris)] I don't know what to do with it.
29:44 [Mercurio (Gui)] Okay. That's cool I guess. Yeah, maybe give it a little riff.
29:44 [Mercurio (Gui)] Yeah, why not? I'll play the flute. I'll just like throw a little riff on there.
30:01 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, so... I am going to add this to your inventory I think. Yeah, hopefully it doesn't...
30:10 [Sildir (Tris)] I was trying to do the trade but I don't think it works out that well.
30:12 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, I think for some reason the server is being a little bit laggy. I'm not sure why but it's fine. We've all...
30:12 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. Okay, I think you should have it now.
30:25 [Mercurio (Gui)] Okay. But does anyone know where Syl went? Did he tell any of you anything?
30:30 [Saturno (Steph)] Mercurio plays the flute and all you hear is...
30:36 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, so... Hold on, let me... I'm trying to open the item page for this thingy.
30:36 [DM (Aarya)] Hold on. It's being a little slow to respond apparently today. Don't know why but whatever.
30:52 [Irredel (Sav)] Well, I'm also slow to respond today.
30:58 [DM (Aarya)] Come on man, open up please.
31:02 [Sildir (Tris)] Well, that's going down. Did anyone hear anything about Syl? Is he...
31:02 [Sildir (Tris)] Did he just up and disappear on us? I mean, I wouldn't mind having a day off from the guy but I want to know he's safe. Does anyone ever hear from him?
31:02 [Sildir (Tris)] He's right.
31:18 [Ember (Spurthi)] I can hear him.
31:23 [Sildir (Tris)] Any ideas on where he went?
31:36 [Ember (Spurthi)] The note. Oh right, the note. Well, it says here she wanted to go help for her people.
31:36 [Ember (Spurthi)] And she went to go after a Burgermeister. Burgermeister.
31:49 [Sildir (Tris)] And Syl went with her, I see.
31:52 [Ember (Spurthi)] Yeah.
31:54 [Sildir (Tris)] That's so helpful. I'm kind of worried about Ireena honestly but I'm sure she can handle herself.
32:02 [Ember (Spurthi)] I've never known Syl to be into music. A flute? That's weird.
32:07 [DM (Aarya)] Pretty weird. And also Mercurio, as you play this flute, you... So you note that the flute, it appears to be very very old and carved from amber.
32:07 [DM (Aarya)] And as you play it for the first time, you note that the sound it makes is very tranquil and oddly calming. More so than you'd expect from an old flute like this. And also you find that this is a magical item which you can attune.
32:07 [DM (Aarya)] And you can use this flute as a magical focus and it gives you plus one to save on your vicious mockery.
32:52 [Ember (Spurthi)] What did you say the flute was made out of?
32:54 [Mercurio (Gui)] Amber. Can I do that now?
33:00 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, you can do that.
33:05 [Sildir (Tris)] Yay. Actually, can I have that flute back? No, just kidding.
33:05 [Sildir (Tris)] Hey, this flute is pretty good. Yeah, that was... I feel so calm now.
33:05 [Sildir (Tris)] Normally your music kind of riles me up but even with the upbeat sound you have, it was strangely relaxing.
33:26 [Ember (Spurthi)] I wonder if it has healing powers, a flute like this.
33:33 [Sildir (Tris)] I don't know.
33:37 [Irredel (Sav)] Well if it did... He never helped us out by using it.
33:44 [Mercurio (Gui)] Yeah, he was really holding out on us. Why was he hoarding this flute to himself?
33:52 [Ember (Spurthi)] All those monsters we face.
33:54 [Sildir (Tris)] What a weird guy. I've known a few to play the flute in secret.
34:05 [DM (Aarya)] Is that a euphemism?
34:07 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah. That sure sounded like a euphemism. Yes, yes.
34:07 [Sildir (Tris)] The types like Syl, they hyperfixate on something like class and it's all just part of their front. If only he was just comfortable with himself. Well, I think I'm going to get some breakfast guys.
34:07 [Sildir (Tris)] I mean, just because Irenia and Syl aren't here doesn't mean I'm going to go on an empty stomach.
34:34 [Mercurio (Gui)] I kind of like Irwin too. I think I smell scrambled eggs down there.
34:37 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. So, do you guys all go downstairs?
34:43 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah. Downstairs.
34:45 [DM (Aarya)] I think this is where it gets funny. You might have devils, have you guys? Is that right?
34:45 [DM (Aarya)] Oh yeah, there's two.
34:52 [Sildir (Tris)] There's one of me that's outside. Oh, yeah.
34:54 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, let me fix that. And I will pull the others.
35:00 [Sildir (Tris)] Face the maneuvers. You can't get my devil kicker.
35:03 [DM (Aarya)] Magic clones. Who isn't in the scene?
35:11 [Sildir (Tris)] Oh wait, now I have another one of me. Oh wait, no, it's just lagging.
35:15 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, so everyone is here. Does everyone have devil or no? I think I'm good now.
35:15 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, cool. Okay, so as you come down, you see Irwin and Danica standing behind the bar and Irwin greets you all. Morning friends.
35:15 [DM (Aarya)] Did you sleep well, I hope?
35:42 [Ember (Spurthi)] Yeah, thanks. Yes, thank you.
35:45 [DM (Aarya)] Glad to hear it. Might I interest you all in a hearty breakfast?
35:51 [Sildir (Tris)] Absolutely.
35:52 [Ember (Spurthi)] What do you have?
35:53 [Sildir (Tris)] Smells so good.
35:56 [DM (Aarya)] Take a seat right around any table you choose and I'll be right out.
36:01 [Sildir (Tris)] You're the best, Irwin.
36:02 [DM (Aarya)] So you see him go duck into the kitchen for a moment and a few minutes later, I'll say like 10 minutes later, he comes back out bearing a large tray with plates of roasted potatoes, freshly baked bread, and some fried eggs.
36:24 [Sildir (Tris)] Oh, lovely. Wow, I think this is going to be the best meal I've had in Barovia yet.
36:29 [DM (Aarya)] You all seemed worse for wear last night, so I thought you might appreciate a hearty breakfast.
36:37 [Saturno (Steph)] That's so thoughtful. Thank you so much.
36:40 [Ember (Spurthi)] Thank you. I can't wait to eat it. It's good.
36:48 [DM (Aarya)] So as you're all sitting down around the table enjoying your breakfast, Irwin asks you all, So I must say, I am curious. We don't often get new folks in town like yourselves. Remind me, what brings you here?
37:08 [Sildir (Tris)] So there's going to start talking, but his mouth is very full. Sorry, let me just start at the beginning. This is really good breakfast, by the way, but we were actually kind of spirited away here against our will.
37:08 [Sildir (Tris)] You see, we were only acquainted, this group you see here. We've grown closer over the past several days, and how long has it been actually?
37:41 [DM (Aarya)] It's been a few days. I think this, let me double check.
37:46 [Sildir (Tris)] Several days is fine then. That's okay. But we only, we haven't known each other that well.
37:56 [DM (Aarya)] This is the morning of your sixth day together.
37:59 [Sildir (Tris)] Gotcha. And yet, here we all were transported to another world, and we even met the devil himself before finding our way here. And now it looks like we're trying to help solve some strange mystery around what we discussed last night.
38:19 [DM (Aarya)] Yes, that was very, very troubling. Well, hey, you might be interested...
38:28 [Sildir (Tris)] Have you heard of such a thing?
38:29 [DM (Aarya)] I've never heard of any such disappearances like you described last night, or, well, I have been aware of them happening recently, but...
38:37 [Sildir (Tris)] Oh no, I mean the mists. Have you ever heard of anyone else coming here, spirited away in some mists from their homeland?
38:43 [DM (Aarya)] I've heard legends from long ago, but none that I've witnessed myself.
38:50 [Sildir (Tris)] Really? Well, this might be your first. What do the legends say?
38:50 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, I mean, here we are, living legends, I guess, but what do you know?
38:58 [DM (Aarya)] Well, he speaks to you in a slightly hushed tone, and he says, Well, they say, every so often, the mists spit out a band of adventurers, not unlike yourselves, and they find themselves trapped, stranded in Varovia for the rest of their days.
39:26 [Sildir (Tris)] To your knowledge, is there any part of the legend that says the adventurers get to go home, or is it really the rest of their days? Do they stay here willingly, or is there no option?
39:38 [DM (Aarya)] Well, I can't say, but I've never heard any... None of these legends end with the adventurers leaving Varovia. At least, not while they're alive.
39:54 [Ember (Spurthi)] They don't even try to fight back, or leave?
39:57 [DM (Aarya)] I couldn't tell you.
40:01 [Sildir (Tris)] Well, at least I know where to get a good breakfast now. I guess I'm going to be here forever.
40:08 [DM (Aarya)] I'm not sure how long you plan to stay in Vallaki, but for as long as you are here, you are welcome in the Blue Water Inn.
40:16 [Saturno (Steph)] Thanks. That's very kind of you. I know I'm coming back.
40:27 [DM (Aarya)] Well, I understand that you were, correct me if I'm wrong, you were investigating these disappearances, is that correct?
40:36 [Speaker 7] That's correct.
40:40 [Sildir (Tris)] We're setting out today to find some more.
40:44 [DM (Aarya)] Well, you all seem like a trustworthy group, so I'll give you a tip that I heard last night, and he'll lean in and whisper to you. A friend told me that there was some commotion happening in Hendrix's shop last night.
41:06 [Ember (Spurthi)] What happened?
41:09 [DM (Aarya)] It's hard to say. His shop has been boarded up for the past couple days, and no one's been home, at least no sign of life that anyone has heard of, at least until last night.
41:26 [Sildir (Tris)] Hendrix, that's the old coffin maker, right? The one that disappeared along with Father Lucian?
41:32 [Speaker 7] That's correct.
41:35 [Sildir (Tris)] Well, there really shouldn't be anyone home unless maybe Hendrix made it back somehow. Maybe he killed Father Lucian.
41:43 [DM (Aarya)] Well, I doubt old Hendrix could pull off something like that, him and Father Lucian were thick as thieves.
41:53 [Sildir (Tris)] Well either way, what do you guys say, you want to go investigate?
41:57 [Irredel (Sav)] Yes. Well certainly, it would make sense if all these things are connected.
42:05 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, I think it can wait till after breakfast, but let's go.
42:11 [Mercurio (Gui)] I will say though, this food is quite delicious, but the bread is a little bit dry and I could use something to wash it down. Do you have any of that red wine from last night?
42:25 [DM (Aarya)] At this hour? Wine in the morning?
42:28 [Mercurio (Gui)] Well, it's customary where I'm from. Of course it is. A little bit, put the bread in the morning.
42:36 [DM (Aarya)] Well, I'm not one to deny a thirsty customer, and you'll see him once again disappear back behind the bar and he returns with a pitcher of wine. My man.
42:53 [Ember (Spurthi)] Oh, Lucario.
42:57 [DM (Aarya)] As you all are chattering amongst yourselves, you see descending from the staircase, Rick Tavio once again enters the main room and he comes over to the main bar and he nods to Danica and she hands him a parcel and you see him give his thanks and he departs.
43:32 [Speaker 7] Weird.
43:34 [DM (Aarya)] That's suspicious. Rick Tavio. Hey, Ricky!
43:41 [Mercurio (Gui)] Oh, yes, hello. Oh, are you going to swing by the tavern again tonight? Play some songs?
43:48 [DM (Aarya)] Of course.
43:50 [Mercurio (Gui)] Okay, well, looking forward to seeing you then.
43:54 [DM (Aarya)] Likewise, my friend.
43:56 [Ember (Spurthi)] Would you like to join us for breakfast?
43:58 [DM (Aarya)] Yes, we have some wine here. Well, I appreciate the invitation, but I'm afraid I have some business to attend to this morning, but I will be looking forward to seeing you all tonight.
44:10 [Mercurio (Gui)] Oh, a date, Rick Tavio?
44:11 [Sildir (Tris)] You sly dog. He's obviously fucking about business dealings. What are you in the trade of, Rick Tavio?
44:20 [DM (Aarya)] Well, in my heyday I was a ringmaster of sorts, an acrobat.
44:26 [Sildir (Tris)] So you're in the circus. Is the circus in town?
44:30 [DM (Aarya)] Well, it was until I found myself whisked away into this strange land.
44:37 [Sildir (Tris)] Oh, dang.
44:39 [Mercurio (Gui)] You were brought here by the mist, too.
44:43 [DM (Aarya)] Yes, unfortunately. As charming as this place is, it's not somewhere that I can say that I'm particularly pleased to be. But, you know.
44:54 [Irredel (Sav)] How long have you been here for?
44:55 [DM (Aarya)] I can say that again.
44:57 [Irredel (Sav)] And where are you from on the outside? I'm trying to figure out how time passes here as compared to where we're from. And any insight you have could be really helpful with that mission of mine.
45:12 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, just some small village on the Sword Coast. I'm sure you wouldn't have heard of it.
45:17 [Sildir (Tris)] The Sword Coast? That's where we're from.
45:22 [DM (Aarya)] How curious.
45:24 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, what village?
45:25 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, it's a small town called Hallsville. But really, I would love to continue this conversation, but I must be going. You'll forgive me if I take my leave?
45:41 [Mercurio (Gui)] Absolutely, we'll see you later tonight.
45:43 [DM (Aarya)] Until we meet again. And somebody rolled insight, is that right?
45:47 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah.
45:47 [DM (Aarya)] Who rolled it?
45:48 [Sildir (Tris)] I did, I got a 14.
45:50 [DM (Aarya)] 14 insight, okay. With a 14 insight, he seems truthful.
45:56 [Ember (Spurthi)] Did you investigate the package?
45:59 [DM (Aarya)] What are you trying to investigate about it? You'll notice that it's a small package, maybe the size of a Tupperware or so. Like a couple Tupperwares large.
45:59 [DM (Aarya)] And you'll notice that he takes the parcel and tucks it into his robes and makes his way out the door. So there wouldn't be much time for you to notice anything about it, but you can roll investigation.
46:27 [Sildir (Tris)] So he takes the parcel?
46:29 [DM (Aarya)] He wasn't dropping it off? He takes the parcel from Danica, yes. Okay.
46:37 [Ember (Spurthi)] Roll investigation.
46:40 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, go ahead and roll it.
46:42 [Ember (Spurthi)] Okay. Okay.
46:48 [DM (Aarya)] 16. With a 16 investigation. So with a 16, that's a pretty good roll, but you really weren't able to get a particularly good look at it.
46:48 [DM (Aarya)] The parcel seems pretty innocuous, though you're not really sure what it might have contained.
47:08 [Ember (Spurthi)] Okay.
47:15 [Sildir (Tris)] Well, that was some good breakfast. Mercurio, old boy, did you get enough wine? Yeah, that's enough until tonight.
47:15 [Sildir (Tris)] Good. You can always get a little to-go cup if you want, but you guys want to go see what's going on at the Coffinmakers?
47:32 [Saturno (Steph)] Yes, let's hurry over.
47:36 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. Alright, so you guys exit the inn on your way over to the Coffinmakers shop?
47:49 [Mercurio (Gui)] Yes. Yeah. Okay.
47:49 [Mercurio (Gui)] I was also thinking, at some point in the day, we should pass by the local blacksmith. He might be able to make us some silver weapons.
48:04 [Saturno (Steph)] That'd be like an upgrade.
48:08 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, sure. I mean, if what those hunters said was true, though, it'll still be hard to get our hands on some silver, but maybe the blacksmith will cut us a deal. That's another route.
48:08 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah.
48:20 [Saturno (Steph)] Mercurio can sway them.
48:22 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, there's no... there's always a deal to be made, that's what I say.
48:30 [Ember (Spurthi)] True. Those guys also might just, you know...
48:35 [Mercurio (Gui)] They have their one silver weapon, so I understand that they're not really willing to give it up, but a blacksmith might have, you know, more than one, and if one were to go missing, oh, you know, who would know?
48:51 [Speaker 7] That's true.
48:52 [Mercurio (Gui)] I'm not saying that we steal it, I'm saying, you know... We should most certainly not steal something. That's not what I'm saying.
48:52 [Mercurio (Gui)] I'm just saying that, you know, if...
49:03 [Sildir (Tris)] They misplace the blade, we misplace some gold, and we all walk away from it. Yeah, I like that.
49:14 [DM (Aarya)] Well, anyways... Okay, so... give me one second, I'm trying to find...
49:14 [DM (Aarya)] okay, cool. So, you make your way down the streets, and as you're walking through the streets of Vallaki, you see a scene playing out before you. You hear the sound of a winning horse from down the street, and the townsfolk around freeze and fall silent.
49:14 [DM (Aarya)] And you see a small procession carrying on down the street. Let's see... You see a pretty, stern-looking man...
49:14 [DM (Aarya)] Walking down the street. He's wearing some pretty fine-looking robes, and a very shiny-looking breastplate, and strapped to his side is an elegantly adorned rapier. And he's followed by three guards, and the guards are led by a particularly intimidating-looking man.
49:14 [DM (Aarya)] You see that this man is... he must be close to seven feet tall. He's bald, has some pretty messy-looking stubble, and notably, he has a large silver battleaxe strapped to his back, and his right arm is covered in robes.
49:14 [DM (Aarya)] It's hidden beneath his robes, though it does seem to be abnormally large. Also, you see the man in front, the fancy-dressed man, is flanked also by two mean-looking mastiffs. So let me get all those tokens out.
50:57 [Saturno (Steph)] I leaned to Mercurio and I said, didn't Ricky Martin say that the circus is in town or something?
51:04 [Ember (Spurthi)] Maybe we should ask them for weapons. That's a good idea. After their show, of course.
51:13 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah, I wouldn't want to interrupt their show, that'd be so rude.
51:17 [Sildir (Tris)] These people don't look very friendly to me. I don't think they're really putting on a show other than gloating, yeah.
51:24 [DM (Aarya)] So you see the man in front is riding a chestnut horse, and as he's riding forward, you see an old, frightened-looking woman, wearing pretty threadbare commoners clothes, has stumbled forward and fallen into a puddle of mud a few feet away in front. The horse comes to an abrupt halt, the procession stops, and you see the scary-looking man behind steps forward and scowls intimidatingly at her. You hear the man in front angrily scolding this woman and says, filthy peasant woman, don't stain my cloaks.
51:24 [DM (Aarya)] And you see the woman pleading with him, please, please Baron Vargas, please release my son, he didn't mean it, he's innocent. And you hear this man, who apparently is Baron Vargas, says to her, I'm afraid that young man needs rehabilitation, he is being taken care of for now. You will leave him be, unless you wish to join him.
51:24 [DM (Aarya)] And as he says that, the man behind him steps forward and has a cruel glint in his eye. Does anyone intervene at this point?
52:55 [Sildir (Tris)] Did you say that he had one arm that was bigger than the others, that guy?
52:58 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, it's like hidden between his cloaks, like draped over his right arm, but it does seem abnormally large.
53:09 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah, intervene.
53:11 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah.
53:14 [Saturno (Steph)] I take off my shoe and I throw it at them.
53:21 [DM (Aarya)] What is this? Who are you? Who are you?
53:21 [DM (Aarya)] Nice stupid head.
53:29 [Saturno (Steph)] Did you shave yourself with that big ass hand?
53:32 [DM (Aarya)] Who are you speaking to? Are you speaking to the front guy or the back guy? I guess who's the one talking to the lady?
53:32 [DM (Aarya)] That's the front guy.
53:38 [Saturno (Steph)] The front guy? Who are you? Why are you screaming at her?
53:38 [Saturno (Steph)] She just fell, you don't have to be such a jerk.
53:46 [DM (Aarya)] Who am I?
53:47 [Saturno (Steph)] Maybe you don't know how to express your emotions, it's really kind of common so I don't blame you at the same time, but that's really weird. Like, just tone it down.
53:56 [DM (Aarya)] Insolent wench. Insolent what?
54:00 [Saturno (Steph)] Oh, insolent wench. I've heard words.
54:03 [Sildir (Tris)] Hey, hey, hold on. Can you like, find a different word?
54:08 [DM (Aarya)] Like bitch? So you see this man step forward. He's like stomping off towards you.
54:19 [Saturno (Steph)] I take out my weapon.
54:22 [DM (Aarya)] He's flanked by these three guards as he joins. So are you drawing your weapon?
54:28 [Saturno (Steph)] I have my hand holding my weapon. I'm like, oh, so you can't just use me alone, you need your little boyfriends?
54:35 [DM (Aarya)] All right. Is Sildur going to say something?
54:41 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, I'm going to run up kind of like in between everything and say, now now. You see, we're travelers here and my friend here, you see, she just came down with a crazy fit of the sleepies yesterday. And she's still waking back up a little bit.
54:41 [Sildir (Tris)] We've had to lug her around all the way from Barovia to here, if you could believe it. What I would like to do is chat with that man over there who has exquisite taste in armor, clearly, and perhaps talk shop a little bit. What do you say we put this behind us and just, you know, get on with our day and I'll grab the shoe and have a slight chat about the armor and we'll just move along here.
55:41 [Saturno (Steph)] That dude was like showing her teeth at this point.
55:44 [DM (Aarya)] Go ahead and roll persuasion for me. You'll have to beat a, I'll say a 14.
55:51 [Ember (Spurthi)] Can I go and help that lady in the mud?
55:54 [Sildir (Tris)] All right. I'm going to maybe use my inspiration here. Okay, go for it.
55:59 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, let's see. Yay! Nice.
55:59 [DM (Aarya)] And you see this man, he's looking very angrily at you. His name is apparently Isik, according to what the Baron addressed him as. And he says, those who insult the Baron must be punished.
55:59 [DM (Aarya)] And he steps forward for a moment to apparently seize Saturno. And before he can, the Baron strides up on his horse and he says, now, now, Isik, this man seems to have an appreciation for finer tastes. Surely we can hear him out.
55:59 [DM (Aarya)] Step forward, boy. What is it you wish to say to me?
56:47 [Sildir (Tris)] Oh, well, hi there. Well, Sildur Goldenfield at your service. For one, I will say, this is quite the nice town you have.
57:00 [DM (Aarya)] But two... Indeed! You will never find a happier town in all of Barovia.
57:00 [DM (Aarya)] In Vallaki, all will be well. Well, yeah, I mean, it's definitely not bad.
57:15 [Sildir (Tris)] And, you know, I would say that maybe you could treat the old women here a little bit better. But otherwise, you're doing such a fantastic job that I could even overlook that this one time. And I do love your armor, I must say.
57:15 [Sildir (Tris)] Surely your treatment of that woman does not reflect your ongoing character as the marvelous leader you are.
57:42 [DM (Aarya)] Well, I appreciate your fine eye, young man. Sure, you seem to be a well-mannered young man. So, I'll tell you this.
57:42 [DM (Aarya)] In this town, we closely guard our happiness. And anyone who is found guilty of malicious unhappiness must be punished or rehabilitated is the only way that we can protect ourselves from the shadow of the devil. To that end, this woman's son must be unfortunately rehabilitated, but fret not.
57:42 [DM (Aarya)] He will emerge once more as a happy member of our lovely town.
58:22 [Sildir (Tris)] But surely you could take pity on the poor woman who's not with her son?
58:27 [DM (Aarya)] Hmm, what would you have me do then? I'll entertain your idea.
58:32 [Sildir (Tris)] I think a leader such as yourself who wants to portray his majesty and his gracefulness would come for her and let her know that her son is doing well and he'll be out soon.
58:47 [DM (Aarya)] Roll persuasion. Beat a 10. That is a 17.
58:47 [DM (Aarya)] Well, I don't know about that, but I suppose I can overlook her insolence just this once and release her into your custody and surely you can teach her some manners. Someone as well-mannered as yourself can surely beat some sense into her.
59:18 [Sildir (Tris)] Oh, well, yes, beaten metaphorically, of course.
59:23 [DM (Aarya)] By any means you see fit.
59:26 [Sildir (Tris)] I see, well, thank you for your permission. I'll ensure that she is healthy and happier than we found her. How's that?
59:26 [Sildir (Tris)] But yeah, not to brag or anything, but you see this here? This was engraved by a god. And I point at the center of my armor.
59:47 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, a holy man!
59:49 [Sildir (Tris)] Of sorts, yes. More of a holy collaborator, not quite a worshipper, but we'll see where life takes me.
59:56 [DM (Aarya)] And what was your name? Goldenfield, is that correct?
01:00:00 [Sildir (Tris)] That's right. A name I gave myself after a life of hard work.
01:00:05 [DM (Aarya)] Well met. I should hope then, if we meet each other once more, you will be staying out of trouble?
01:00:14 [Sildir (Tris)] Of course, as long as, you know, as long as you continue with your empathetic rule here, there'll be no trouble.
01:00:30 [DM (Aarya)] Very well, I will allow you to take this woman. Come now, Ezek, we must be going on. And you see, as he calls Ezek over, the man looks to you all, he just scowls at you once more.
01:00:30 [DM (Aarya)] And he forcefully turns away from you and begrudgingly steps on back to the Baron. And the procession continues down the street, leaving the woman still lying in a dirty puddle, kind of just sobbing softly to herself. And the Baron calls out to you once more.
01:00:30 [DM (Aarya)] I expect to see you all in attendance at the Festival of the Blazing Sun in the town square, four days hence. All will be well.
01:01:18 [Mercurio (Gui)] Wouldn't miss it for the world.
01:01:20 [Ember (Spurthi)] Bye, Ezel. Can't wait as I roll my eyes.
01:01:25 [DM (Aarya)] Okay.
01:01:27 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, once he's out of here, I'm like, ah, that guy's a piece of work. But Saturno, you can't just be throwing your shoe at every random person you see. I mean, he deserved it, though.
01:01:27 [Sildir (Tris)] I'll give you that.
01:01:39 [Saturno (Steph)] That poor lady, I've seen... I'm sorry, I think I just panicked a bit and reacted.
01:01:48 [Sildir (Tris)] Saturno, it speaks well of your heart. Please don't misunderstand me, but I believe that was the Baron of the town.
01:01:54 [Saturno (Steph)] I know, what a piece of shit, right?
01:01:56 [Sildir (Tris)] Terrible. Well, why don't you...
01:01:59 [Saturno (Steph)] Thanks for helping, but...
01:02:01 [Sildir (Tris)] Go comfort that woman that you helped save.
01:02:05 [Saturno (Steph)] I guess she's like here. I don't see a token.
01:02:07 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, I didn't add a token to the scene, but we'll say she's like right there. Give me this fire, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:02:13 [Saturno (Steph)] Okay. I pick up my shoe and I kind of like wobble over. I'm like, hi, sorry to cause trouble.
01:02:13 [Saturno (Steph)] Are you okay? And I try getting her up.
01:02:25 [Ember (Spurthi)] I assume that she's still like laying down in the mud. Yeah.
01:02:32 [DM (Aarya)] I rip some of my cloak off and I just try to dry her off. Hello? Sorry, my headset just died, but I'm back.
01:02:32 [DM (Aarya)] What did you say? Sorry, I had missed the last like minute or so.
01:02:41 [Saturno (Steph)] I hop over, like I grab my shoe and I'm like, I'm so sorry to cause any trouble or scare you, but are you doing all right? And then I ripped a piece of my cloak off just to kind of like try to dry her off.
01:02:54 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, so she kind of looks up to you, still like kneeling in the puddle, looking pretty distraught. She looks up to you and she says, oh, thank you, young lady. I appreciate your help.
01:03:10 [Saturno (Steph)] No, it's fine. Come get up. Let's get you out of the mud.
01:03:14 [DM (Aarya)] It's yucky.
01:03:14 [Saturno (Steph)] I have child clothes in my inventory and I give them to her.
01:03:21 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, thank you, young lady. It's not many folks in town that stand up to the Baron like that.
01:03:31 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah, I could tell.
01:03:35 [DM (Aarya)] What did Ember say?
01:03:37 [Ember (Spurthi)] Oh, she was horrible to you.
01:03:39 [DM (Aarya)] I'm sorry that happened.
01:03:40 [Ember (Spurthi)] You seem to only care about yourself.
01:03:42 [DM (Aarya)] Yes, but never mind me. My poor son. The Baron whisked him away to his manor and I don't know what's becoming of him.
01:03:52 [Saturno (Steph)] Why? I mean, if you don't mind sharing, like, would you feel comfortable sharing?
01:03:58 [Mercurio (Gui)] Did your son throw a shoe at the Baron?
01:04:01 [DM (Aarya)] My poor boy. My poor Udo. He spoke out against the Baron and said that he was ruining this town and the Baron did not like that.
01:04:01 [DM (Aarya)] No, not one bit.
01:04:16 [Saturno (Steph)] I think your son and I would get along.
01:04:20 [Sildir (Tris)] What did he say? Something terrible like all will not be well?
01:04:24 [DM (Aarya)] He said that he's bringing unhappiness to the town himself.
01:04:28 [Saturno (Steph)] Yep, I mean, nothing about your interaction seemed happy.
01:04:35 [DM (Aarya)] Of course, everyone knows that what he said is correct, but no one would dare be bold enough to say that to the Baron's face. Not while that horrible Ezek is backing him.
01:04:52 [Sildir (Tris)] Who is that Ezek guy anyway?
01:04:54 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah, and what's up with his arm? He looks like a male crab. It's funny you say that, actually.
01:05:06 [DM (Aarya)] So she looks to him and says, that horrible man is the Baron's right hand. Are you sure he is? Which is the big hand?
01:05:17 [Mercurio (Gui)] He does seem like he has a lot of right hand to go around.
01:05:21 [Saturno (Steph)] He has right now right hand for three or four days.
01:05:26 [DM (Aarya)] You don't know the half of it. His own right arm is possessed by some kind of demonic entity. It's disfigured and spews fire and no one in Vallaki would dare stand up to his might.
01:05:48 [Saturno (Steph)] I understand now.
01:05:52 [Sildir (Tris)] Well, he knows his turn. I think it would be good, actually, to someday throw a shoe at this guy again, but maybe just a little more well thought through.
01:06:04 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah, I agree.
01:06:06 [Sildir (Tris)] He should have ruled his town with an iron fist or a weird big arm, like some king crab or something.
01:06:15 [Saturno (Steph)] You know, it's pretty funny. They're pushing happiness, but I don't know, that easel guy doesn't look really happy. Maybe he should reconsider his crew.
01:06:30 [Mercurio (Gui)] Seems to have a crazy ego. All it took was Sildur saying a few good words and the guy practically melted in his hands. Yeah, it was easy to push everyone.
01:06:43 [DM (Aarya)] It was a good thing, too. I would hate for you to be taken away on my behalf. I appreciate your help, but please, you must be careful openly defying the Baron like that.
01:06:57 [Saturno (Steph)] If anything had happened, it would have been definitely my fault, and I take full responsibility. And with that, I apologize to everyone. I'm sorry for the shoe, but it was a pebble.
01:06:57 [Saturno (Steph)] I'm on a roll.
01:07:10 [Sildir (Tris)] You know, if we really want to get back at him, and I want to say this more quietly to the group, we could always go talk to that Whackter lady and see what she's up to. Maybe help her out a little bit.
01:07:23 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah, sure.
01:07:25 [Mercurio (Gui)] After meeting that guy, gotta say, I'd like to meet his enemies. They sound like lovely people.
01:07:34 [Saturno (Steph)] I can't make any promises, but I will say that I do think you will be reunited with your son.
01:07:47 [DM (Aarya)] Thank you. I do think. Oh no, I can't ask this of you.
01:07:47 [DM (Aarya)] But I appreciate your help.
01:07:59 [Mercurio (Gui)] Absolutely. What were you going to ask?
01:08:04 [DM (Aarya)] It's just, I fear for my son's safety. I don't know what the Baron might be doing to him in that dreadful manner of his.
01:08:19 [Sildir (Tris)] Did you want us to do a wellness check of sorts? At least get some information? Is that what you were going to ask for?
01:08:25 [DM (Aarya)] I can't. I couldn't possibly ask that of you. It would be too dangerous.
01:08:33 [Sildir (Tris)] Well, we're new here. How would we get an audience with him anyway? I'm not entirely sure.
01:08:33 [Sildir (Tris)] Offer to talk more about my armor or something?
01:08:43 [DM (Aarya)] As I'm sure you've noticed yourself, the Baron has a massive ego and is quite weak to flattery. You might be able to use that to gain an audience with him. I'm not sure where you would go from there.
01:09:06 [Ember (Spurthi)] We should charm our way to him.
01:09:08 [Saturno (Steph)] I think, given how great his weakness is...
01:09:15 [Mercurio (Gui)] No, it's okay.
01:09:18 [Saturno (Steph)] I do think it would be not too difficult of a task.
01:09:26 [Sildir (Tris)] Well, we did want to see that vibrating anyway.
01:09:29 [Mercurio (Gui)] Maybe you can help us out in our charade game and be a bit fake about all is well and all that. And then we can tell the Baron, oh, we did such a great job spreading joy through the town. This is such a marvelous town.
01:09:29 [Mercurio (Gui)] I'd love to see your wonderful palace or whatever he has.
01:09:59 [DM (Aarya)] All is well. Do you think that would work?
01:10:05 [Sildir (Tris)] I like the sound of it. Curio, you're getting smarter by the day. We've got to keep you on the alcohol.
01:10:05 [Sildir (Tris)] I mean, if Sildir can smooth talk this guy, then it must be quite easy. Hey, I'm surprisingly charming. My business didn't build itself off of gruff talk.
01:10:05 [Sildir (Tris)] No, it built itself off of, what was it, slave labor? Well, no, it built itself off the fields, but then I made some bad investments. Yes, I'll own it.
01:10:05 [Sildir (Tris)] But my fortune was not on slave labor.
01:10:40 [DM (Aarya)] At least the first half of it. Young man, are you some kind of slave driver?
01:10:48 [Sildir (Tris)] No, I've never used slaves myself, but I did accidentally invest in a shipping business that was shipping... Well, slaves. I wasn't quite aware.
01:10:58 [DM (Aarya)] How horrible.
01:11:01 [Sildir (Tris)] Yes, yes, I freed as many as I could, killed several captains, and then was whisked away here in the middle of my quest to write my name. I'm not quite sure what to do with my life at this point.
01:11:16 [DM (Aarya)] Seeking redemption, it seems. Well, I appreciate your help today.
01:11:24 [Sildir (Tris)] Of course, ma'am. May I give her a little bow? You are treated poorly.
01:11:24 [Sildir (Tris)] A proud mother like you, who cares greatly for her son, should remain dignified. In truth, I'm glad for what Fraterno did.
01:11:41 [Saturno (Steph)] Given how you stood up to them.
01:11:45 [DM (Aarya)] You're too kind. You don't even have a sword. What mother wouldn't do that for her son?
01:11:45 [DM (Aarya)] You're right. But, I apologize. I don't mean to hold you.
01:11:45 [DM (Aarya)] I appreciate your help today. And you see that she kind of hastily gathers her cloaks and starts to head off.
01:12:18 [Sildir (Tris)] Ma'am?
01:12:19 [DM (Aarya)] Yes?
01:12:20 [Sildir (Tris)] Where can we find you again? We may actually need you for this narrative we're going to spin.
01:12:25 [DM (Aarya)] Well, my home is just down the street here. And she kind of points you a little bit down further to the east of the street. Well, I guess the west.
01:12:41 [Sildir (Tris)] So, okay. Thank you, ma'am. We may ask that you put on a bit of a performance for us.
01:12:41 [Sildir (Tris)] But if we do, it'll only serve for us to be getting a closer look at your son. Surely you could act in the name of your son.
01:13:02 [Mercurio (Gui)] Maybe here, I'll hand her some change, like 20 silver pieces from my pouch. No, no, you need to go clean up so that we can tell the Baron about how we left you better than we found you.
01:13:20 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah, and get a good meal.
01:13:21 [Mercurio (Gui)] This is for your son. You need to go get a new meal and get some fresh clothes.
01:13:27 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah.
01:13:27 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, you're too kind. And she, like, with like trembling hands, she'll accept your change.
01:13:38 [Sildir (Tris)] Oh, he only would have spent it on booze anyway. Yeah, you're actually kind.
01:13:43 [Mercurio (Gui)] It's true, and get a nice full body red while you're at it. You know, that'll rosy up your cheeks and really make you look like you're enjoying the town.
01:13:53 [DM (Aarya)] Hmm, perhaps I will. Thank you, young man. And sorry, I did not catch your names.
01:13:53 [DM (Aarya)] I can't leave without knowing the names of such kind folks.
01:14:10 [Saturno (Steph)] I bow. I get on one knee and I say, I'm Saturno. I'm glad I was able to help.
01:14:17 [Ember (Spurthi)] I bow too, and I say, I'm Ember, and it's an honor to serve a woman like you, ma'am.
01:14:28 [DM (Aarya)] Well, my name is Wilhelmina Brickalova.
01:14:36 [Mercurio (Gui)] It's a beautiful name. It's a tongue twister, but yes, a beautiful name.
01:14:40 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, no.
01:14:41 [Ember (Spurthi)] Disgrace. Wilhelmina. Is that her name?
01:14:47 [DM (Aarya)] Wilhelmina.
01:14:49 [Ember (Spurthi)] Wilhelmina.
01:14:50 [Saturno (Steph)] Do you have a nickname?
01:14:53 [DM (Aarya)] No.
01:14:56 [Saturno (Steph)] Have you ever wanted a nickname? Can we give you one, ma'am?
01:15:00 [Mercurio (Gui)] A nickname? Willie fits quite nicely.
01:15:05 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, no. Dab her up. To get to know you, Willie.
01:15:05 [DM (Aarya)] Willie. Well, that's awfully familiar, but perhaps fitting of my saviors.
01:15:22 [Mercurio (Gui)] Doesn't that name just, you know, inhibit joy? I think it'll help with the story. It's like you're a new woman.
01:15:37 [DM (Aarya)] Perhaps you're right. Sorry, your name was?
01:15:42 [Mercurio (Gui)] Oh, my name? Mercurio.
01:15:44 [DM (Aarya)] Mercurio. Thank you, Mercurio, and all of you for all of your help. But I can't keep you.
01:15:44 [DM (Aarya)] I should be going.
01:15:56 [Sildir (Tris)] Nonsense. No, I'm just kidding. Let's get lunch, Grandma.
01:16:03 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, my God. So she thanks you profusely once again and bows to you all, and then she hobbles off on her way.
01:16:14 [Saturno (Steph)] I don't mean to add more to our list of things, but fuck, I really want her to have her son back.
01:16:28 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, honestly, I think there's a way.
01:16:30 [Saturno (Steph)] And I'd love to see those heads roll.
01:16:34 [Sildir (Tris)] Mercurio, you gave me a bit of a business idea here. What if?
01:16:39 [Mercurio (Gui)] I want royalties on it.
01:16:41 [Sildir (Tris)] Of course. I mean, we'll all get in on it. But what if we convince this Baron guy that we did such a good job rehabilitating this woman that we can become the state-sponsored rehabilitation center here?
01:16:41 [Sildir (Tris)] But here's the catch. We don't really rehabilitate them like Baron Vargas would want us to, but we pretend to. And who knows what kind of opportunities we could have from there.
01:16:41 [Sildir (Tris)] That's quite genius. Yeah, I mean, if that lady can do a well-enough acting job.
01:17:17 [Saturno (Steph)] Such a good idea.
01:17:18 [Mercurio (Gui)] We'll have to be very careful, though. I've run an operation like that before, and things can get tricky. It only takes one rat.
01:17:32 [Sildir (Tris)] Well, we can keep things relatively above board and just insinuate some things about how they should behave and why. But mainly, keep them out of trouble and build a network in town of secretly disgruntled people, if you catch my drift.
01:17:51 [Saturno (Steph)] You could tell Saturno was really uncomfortable by the rat comment you made.
01:17:59 [Mercurio (Gui)] About the rat comment?
01:18:03 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah.
01:18:07 [Mercurio (Gui)] Fucking Pluto.
01:18:10 [Saturno (Steph)] I take out the terror codes and I start shuffling them, just like fidgeting.
01:18:17 [Sildir (Tris)] Pluto. Is that a model for running a rehabilitation center?
01:18:24 [Mercurio (Gui)] No, just don't worry too much about it. We can talk about it later. It's a story for another time.
01:18:35 [Saturno (Steph)] It might be a helpful story. Maybe we could prevent it a second time.
01:18:42 [Sildir (Tris)] Let's certainly discuss then. Maybe back at the Blue Water Inn. But for now, we better get over to the Coffin Maker's house before there's any more old ladies in need of saving.
01:18:42 [Sildir (Tris)] We'll just spend our whole day doing that.
01:18:53 [Saturno (Steph)] I have plenty of shoes to throw. I just have to pick them up, you know.
01:19:00 [Sildir (Tris)] Lethal shoe accuracy.
01:19:04 [DM (Aarya)] I've practiced on Mercurio quite a bit. So with that, you head on further along the streets, making your way over to the Coffin Maker's shop. And eventually, let me see where the description of this place is.
01:19:24 [Sildir (Tris)] I love the background, people talking.
01:19:34 [DM (Aarya)] Wait, do you guys hear noises in the background of the scene? Oh yeah, you totally do. I wasn't clicked in, so I didn't hear it.
01:19:42 [Saturno (Steph)] I took off my Band-Aid because it's like soggy, and I was like, there's no point. And the thing on the cock gun went, like, out. Like, I have a new piercing, is what I'm trying to say.
01:19:42 [Saturno (Steph)] Like, it entered and exited.
01:20:00 [Sildir (Tris)] I don't like that.
01:20:02 [Saturno (Steph)] I don't like that either. But I didn't know, and I sent Aria a picture of my new piercing.
01:20:08 [Sildir (Tris)] That's terrible. I went to Claire's. For real?
01:20:16 [Saturno (Steph)] No, I'm just kidding. I basically accidentally stabbed myself with a cock gun. They have a little metal pull on it, and it just stabbed me through my finger.
01:20:29 [Sildir (Tris)] Did you just say metal beam on 9-11?
01:20:32 [Saturno (Steph)] Oh my god, stop, stop, stop.
01:20:33 [DM (Aarya)] Oh my god, Chase.
01:20:35 [Saturno (Steph)] This isn't recording.
01:20:39 [Sildir (Tris)] ChaiGPT, what can jet fuel melt steel beams tell us in the transcript?
01:20:47 [DM (Aarya)] You're terrible.
01:20:49 [Saturno (Steph)] Select star all. I mean, like, query. I don't know.
01:20:59 [DM (Aarya)] Well, you guys meander down the streets and eventually find yourselves in front of this unassuming looking shop. So you find yourself in front of this coffin maker shop. This uninviting building is two stories tall and has a sign shaped like a coffin above the front door.
01:20:59 [DM (Aarya)] All of the window shutters are closed up tight. Some of the windows are boarded closed. And you notice that there's a deathly silence that surrounds the establishment.
01:20:59 [DM (Aarya)] And looking along, you find that this shop is kind of situated at the end of, like, an alleyway. So that there are, like, buildings on either side and the road leading up that kind of cast a shadow. So the road leading up to the shop is kind of dark.
01:20:59 [DM (Aarya)] And you don't see a soul in sight.
01:21:50 [Sildir (Tris)] What are the doors made out of?
01:21:52 [DM (Aarya)] Wood.
01:21:54 [Sildir (Tris)] What kind of wood?
01:21:55 [DM (Aarya)] I'm not going to tell you.
01:21:58 [Sildir (Tris)] I mean, what does it look like? The wood in the flute or not?
01:22:02 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, the flute is made of amber.
01:22:04 [Sildir (Tris)] Right. Are these doors made of amber?
01:22:06 [DM (Aarya)] They're not. Why would they? It's ridiculous.
01:22:08 [Sildir (Tris)] I don't know. I'm just wondering because there's something behind amber doors that I need to get.
01:22:14 [DM (Aarya)] So are you going to ask me this about every door that you come across now?
01:22:17 [Sildir (Tris)] I might.
01:22:19 [Mercurio (Gui)] Oh yeah, I forgot to ask that lady. Does she think that that house that the Baron lives in is a house of corruption?
01:22:29 [Sildir (Tris)] Possibly with dark rooms. Maybe this is the house of corruption. Does this house seem corrupted, Ian?
01:22:29 [Sildir (Tris)] Okay, I'm sorry.
01:22:41 [Speaker 7] I'll stop now. I'm sorry.
01:22:43 [Sildir (Tris)] I'm doing very bad.
01:22:44 [DM (Aarya)] Oh my goodness, guys.
01:22:45 [Sildir (Tris)] All right. Well, the doors seem open, I guess. Could I get in?
01:22:54 [DM (Aarya)] Well, they're closed.
01:22:57 [Sildir (Tris)] All right, well, I'm going to approach.
01:22:58 [DM (Aarya)] The front door is over here, by the way.
01:23:01 [Sildir (Tris)] Okay, I'm approaching and knocking.
01:23:04 [DM (Aarya)] Well, let's not wait around any longer. So you knock on this door and you wait a moment, a few moments, a little bit longer, and there is no answer. Is it locked?
01:23:04 [DM (Aarya)] Well, you haven't tried opening it, have you? Did you hear that?
01:23:28 [Sildir (Tris)] I think I heard someone inside calling for help and I kicked the door open.
01:23:32 [DM (Aarya)] Really? Yeah. Okay, give me strength or I guess maybe athletics.
01:23:39 [Sildir (Tris)] Okay. It's my best bet.
01:23:44 [Ember (Spurthi)] I was going to use my thieves tools.
01:23:48 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, Sildur is not so subtle, it seems. Okay, so you blast this door down and you see an old man cowering in the corner. And as soon as you burst in the house, he looks to you and he seems absolutely terrified, scared shitless, and he says, No, no, no, don't take me, please.
01:23:48 [DM (Aarya)] Whoa, whoa.
01:24:16 [Ember (Spurthi)] Calm it down.
01:24:19 [DM (Aarya)] We're just here to say hello. I heard you're calling for help. I didn't see anything, I swear.
01:24:19 [DM (Aarya)] Please don't take me.
01:24:25 [Ember (Spurthi)] No, we have no ill intentions.
01:24:28 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah, look, we're fine. And I drop my sword like we're not doing anything. We're like, we're just here to talk.
01:24:36 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, can you see him just like whimpering and cowering in the corner?
01:24:40 [Saturno (Steph)] It's okay. Do you want some bread?
01:24:42 [Mercurio (Gui)] Look, chill out and listen to this flute music. It's very calming. Oh, is that flute made out of air?
01:24:53 [Saturno (Steph)] Want some bread?
01:24:54 [Sildir (Tris)] You guys are just like, okay, so like...
01:25:03 [DM (Aarya)] You guys just like break into this guy's shop. This guy's clearly scared shitless. He's probably been through some shit.
01:25:03 [DM (Aarya)] And you guys just like barge in and start playing the flute.
01:25:14 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, but I got a 25 on my flute solo. Oh, God. Yeah, Mercurio just invented jazz.
01:25:22 [DM (Aarya)] So, okay, so Mercurio with a 25 performance on your flute playing. What do I even do with this? You see the man, he's like whimpering and like kind of like crying a little bit and you see him like calm down a little bit.
01:25:22 [DM (Aarya)] He doesn't say anything to y'all, but he just kind of like just like looks like quizzically between all of you. Still afraid, clearly, but calm down a little bit so he's not like actively freaking out. What do you want?
01:25:22 [DM (Aarya)] Why are you here?
01:26:00 [Saturno (Steph)] We're here to help. We're just here to help. We're here to talk.
01:26:00 [Saturno (Steph)] There's been a lot of things going on in town and we are not here to harm you. We are here just to make sure everything's okay. Can I try to like persuade them with that?
01:26:00 [Saturno (Steph)] I promise, again, look, I dropped my weapon. I'm not here to harm you. We are not here to harm you.
01:26:00 [Saturno (Steph)] He just played a crazy solo. That was pretty good. He just got bad this morning.
01:26:00 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah, we just want to talk. We're glad you're here and we're glad you're safe.
01:26:39 [DM (Aarya)] So, I'll let you have a royal persuasion, but really quick, was Ember trying to say something? Yes.
01:26:45 [Ember (Spurthi)] I don't know. It's basically the same thing.
01:26:47 [Sildir (Tris)] Can I try to like give her advantage then by saying a little more?
01:26:53 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, what are you going to add? Ember, if you also want to add on, you can also say something. If all of you guys are persuading together, I will let one of you roll with advantage.
01:26:53 [DM (Aarya)] It's up to you who rolls.
01:27:07 [Saturno (Steph)] Oh, if that's the case, I only have plus two, but if someone has more, go ahead.
01:27:11 [Sildir (Tris)] I have a plus five, but it might be more true. Plus six.
01:27:15 [Mercurio (Gui)] Yeah, I have even plus more on persuasion.
01:27:18 [Sildir (Tris)] I just wanted to say, in truth, friend, we were looking for, I would assume, you. And we were seeking you out, along with Father Lucian, to ensure your safety. And that's why we're truly here, to try to add in a little more, hopefully, good intentions into his mind.
01:27:41 [Ember (Spurthi)] Please tell us why you're so scared. We might be able to help you, and solve your problems.
01:27:47 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, cool. So with that, I'll let one of you three roll persuasion with advantage. It's up to you guys.
01:27:55 [Sildir (Tris)] The three being like the people who spoke, I guess? Yes, yes. Who has the highest bonus?
01:27:55 [Sildir (Tris)] I have a five.
01:28:03 [Saturno (Steph)] Oh, I have a two.
01:28:05 [Mercurio (Gui)] I have four.
01:28:07 [Sildir (Tris)] Get it.
01:28:10 [Mercurio (Gui)] I can add on.
01:28:12 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, okay.
01:28:14 [Mercurio (Gui)] Mercurio, what are you going to say? We really have this town in our best interest. We're just trying to look out for the town.
01:28:14 [Mercurio (Gui)] We know that Father Lucian is quite an important pillar of your community. We just want to make sure that he gets back here safe. We were out there looking all night, actually, in the woods.
01:28:14 [Mercurio (Gui)] We just want to know what you know, so we can try to bring him back.
01:28:48 [Sildir (Tris)] Alright, let her rip, baby. Two nat 20s.
01:28:51 [DM (Aarya)] Two nat 20s.
01:28:53 [Sildir (Tris)] Oh, fuck. 19.
01:28:55 [DM (Aarya)] Well, you have advantage, so you can roll again.
01:28:59 [Sildir (Tris)] How did he get plus eight?
01:29:02 [DM (Aarya)] He's a bard.
01:29:03 [Sildir (Tris)] Almighty.
01:29:04 [Mercurio (Gui)] I have expertise. That's nasty. Nasty.
01:29:10 [DM (Aarya)] 19 persuasion. With the 19 persuasion, we see this guy. He sits up a little bit straighter.
01:29:10 [DM (Aarya)] He grabs onto a nearby desk and pulls himself up to his feet. You notice that his desk is cluttered with a bunch of woodworking tools and, notably, what appears to be a journal. You can notice out of the corner of your eye that the journal's pages are filled with text.
01:29:10 [DM (Aarya)] As he stands up, he looks to you all and says, Oh, so you're all investigating Lucian's disappearance? You're trying to find him?
01:29:59 [Sildir (Tris)] That's right.
01:30:00 [Saturno (Steph)] Yes.
01:30:02 [DM (Aarya)] Well, then, if that's the case, I suppose I can tell you the same that I told your friend last night.
01:30:14 [Sildir (Tris)] Which friend?
01:30:15 [DM (Aarya)] Which friend? Oh, were you...
01:30:21 [Saturno (Steph)] Oh, someone... Who came?
01:30:25 [DM (Aarya)] Yes, yes, someone was here, also investigating this case. I thought you were with him. What was his name?
01:30:25 [DM (Aarya)] He was a much more mysterious fellow. He was dressed in dark cloaks and wore a mask. I didn't see his face and he didn't give his name, but he seemed to be earnest in trying to help, so I told him what I knew.
01:30:25 [DM (Aarya)] And he told me to stay inside and board up the doors and windows and not to let anyone in.
01:31:03 [Saturno (Steph)] I don't know anyone by that description. And you said they came last night?
01:31:07 [DM (Aarya)] That's correct.
01:31:08 [Mercurio (Gui)] Can you describe the mask and the cloak and things?
01:31:13 [Saturno (Steph)] How did they speak? Did they have an accent?
01:31:18 [DM (Aarya)] He had a deep, gruff voice and he seemed to be honestly pretty scary looking, but his actions were, well, something about it. He's a man who clearly knew what he was doing and was earnestly investigating this disappearance and truly seemed to want to help.
01:31:42 [Sildir (Tris)] Can I ask, was it a tattered black cloak?
01:31:45 [DM (Aarya)] It was.
01:31:48 [Sildir (Tris)] Interesting. Well, do go on. Apologies.
01:31:48 [Sildir (Tris)] Let's not spook him, guys.
01:31:56 [DM (Aarya)] Not yet. I'll tell you what I told him, but please could you shut the door? And he looks over to the front door and notes that it's in splinters.
01:32:09 [Saturno (Steph)] We're so sorry. We'll hope you board this up again.
01:32:14 [DM (Aarya)] Anybody know bending?
01:32:16 [Saturno (Steph)] We'll get stuck in here, actually. We could hold it from the other side.
01:32:21 [DM (Aarya)] Well, the door is like broken to pieces, I think.
01:32:24 [Sildir (Tris)] I would have tried to just kick the lock more so.
01:32:30 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, so I'll say then that just like the lock.
01:32:33 [Sildir (Tris)] It's like, it should be closeable. It's just the lock is definitely broken.
01:32:36 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, yeah.
01:32:38 [Mercurio (Gui)] I mean, it does look like you have plenty of woodworking tools here, you know, and materials to work with.
01:32:44 [DM (Aarya)] I'm sure we can sort it out. And what did Ember say?
01:32:47 [Ember (Spurthi)] I have woodcarver's tools in my inventory. Okay, cool.
01:32:52 [DM (Aarya)] So are you going to try to repair the lock on the door right now?
01:32:57 [Ember (Spurthi)] Just the door.
01:32:58 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. I'll go ahead and let you roll. You can roll a woodcarver's tools check to repair the door.
01:33:09 [Speaker 7] Okay.
01:33:14 [DM (Aarya)] Ooh, with a nine. Okay, so unfortunately with a nine, you find that you're not particularly familiar with like fixing doors like this. So you aren't really, you kind of like stumble your way through it.
01:33:14 [DM (Aarya)] And as you're doing so, you'll see the man, he steps forward and he says, Oh, here, let me, let me help with this. And together, the two of you work for a little while, like 10 or so minutes and basically just fix up the door.
01:33:47 [Ember (Spurthi)] Thank you for all the help. I thought I knew what I was doing.
01:33:53 [DM (Aarya)] Well, it's perhaps next time you ought to be more careful when you barge into someone's home.
01:34:01 [Sildir (Tris)] Hey, hey, we heard you were practically missing for dead and we heard there was a ruckus here last night. I wanted to make sure that we got inside.
01:34:12 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, we're sorry for scaring you. That was, that ruckus, I suppose, would have been that the man who came and visited me last night.
01:34:21 [Sildir (Tris)] Well, listen, I have to recommend to you that you stop talking to this man. He is part of our investigation. The reason I knew there was a tattered black cloak is because we've been finding pieces of it and perhaps he is just an investigator.
01:34:21 [Sildir (Tris)] I don't want you to be alarmed. But I think, I think you should watch out for yourself a little bit better.
01:34:53 [DM (Aarya)] Yes, well, I had, I had holed myself up in here pretty securely, I think, until you broke in. I wasn't counting on that.
01:35:03 [Saturno (Steph)] Do you have a way to escape if you need to or are you completely locked in here?
01:35:08 [DM (Aarya)] There's a window in the back that I could get out if I needed to, but other than that, I suppose not.
01:35:14 [Saturno (Steph)] Okay, well, as long as you have access to that, that's fine. I just didn't want to make sure you weren't stuck in here in the case of, you know, anything.
01:35:24 [Sildir (Tris)] What is the story? Father Lucian, you, what happened?
01:35:29 [DM (Aarya)] Well, here, come, come follow me to my, my workshop. He'll lead you on in through this door.
01:35:41 [Sildir (Tris)] I just want to, like, quickly proceed, man.
01:35:43 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, what are you trying to proceed?
01:35:44 [Sildir (Tris)] Just, like, am I going to step on, like, is he fucking us over somehow?
01:35:50 [DM (Aarya)] You don't spy anything out of the ordinary, but as you're walking by through the door, you, you, like, look over and glance at the journal that's on his desk over there. And you kind of note that there's, you're kind, you find yourself curious, like, what might be written in there.
01:36:12 [Sildir (Tris)] Um, let me see. I give a quick nod over to Ember and indicate Halo Journal, basically, with my body language.
01:36:28 [DM (Aarya)] Okay.
01:36:29 [Sildir (Tris)] Knowing that she's probably the best sneaky person around here.
01:36:34 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. Um, Ember, do you wish to do anything with that?
01:36:40 [Ember (Spurthi)] Um, I'll go ahead and, like, sort of do a facial expression to let him know that I understood what he's saying. And, like, I'll try to distract him.
01:36:51 [DM (Aarya)] Um, are you going to distract, uh, Henrik, or are you going to try to swipe the journal?
01:36:57 [Ember (Spurthi)] Um.
01:36:58 [Sildir (Tris)] I, I look at her, and I, I get kind of, like, as she looks back at me, I get, like, a, I put my hand in my pocket, like, pocket.
01:37:07 [Ember (Spurthi)] Okay, so I'll swipe it.
01:37:08 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, um, give me a slight of hand check.
01:37:12 [Mercurio (Gui)] And while, while I see this is happening, I'm going to try to distract Henrik with another flute solo.
01:37:19 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, so give me performance, I guess. I play a sound for you.
01:37:25 [Saturno (Steph)] I'm going to be in the doorway.
01:37:26 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, okay. Please do. Alright, let me see.
01:37:26 [DM (Aarya)] Oh my god.
01:37:34 [Mercurio (Gui)] Damn, that's, that's fire.
01:37:37 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, so with that, um, 17 performance from Mercurio and 15 slight of hand from Ember. Uh, Ember, you are able to pocket the journal without Henrik noticing. Alright, so Henrik leads you in here, and he leads you back into this room over yonder, where you find a pretty cozy looking, um, what appears to be, like, a living area of sorts.
01:37:37 [DM (Aarya)] Um, there's, like, a pantry shelf stocked with some, like, um, pretty basic foods, like, uh, dried foods and such, and a, um, modest looking dining table with four chairs. Um, and he gestures to the table and invites you all to sit, while he kind of, like, leans against the wall, like, on the opposite end of the room. Um, does anyone sit, or do you guys choose to stand, or what's up?
01:38:32 [Sildir (Tris)] Uh, let me actually walk in and see, whoops, what's going on here. I stopped moving my token.
01:38:39 [DM (Aarya)] Okay.
01:38:39 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, I mean, I'll, I'll, like, take a seat.
01:38:42 [DM (Aarya)] Sure.
01:38:42 [Sildir (Tris)] Uh, kind of grab one. Are these backed chairs?
01:38:45 [DM (Aarya)] They are.
01:38:46 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, I'll grab one and kind of swing it around, so that the back is at my front, and sit on it that way. Sounds good.
01:38:51 [Saturno (Steph)] Mercurio and I, like, share a seat, like, half, like, I have one cheek on one side. And then, you know.
01:38:59 [Ember (Spurthi)] I'll stay standing. Okay. Okay.
01:39:04 [DM (Aarya)] So, Henrik looks to you all, and he kind of takes a deep sigh, and he says, well, it was a few mornings ago, two mornings ago now. Um, Lucien and I usually meet in the mornings to, to go for a walk to the lake and back. It's, we find it's a nice way to pass the time and catch up.
01:39:04 [DM (Aarya)] Um, it's peaceful in the mornings by Lake Zarevich. But that morning, that fateful morning, I was walking towards the outskirts of town to meet him, where I usually do, when I saw that two cloaked figures descended from the rooftops nearby and kidnapped him, just scooped him up in broad daylight, and nobody else was around to see it, and I didn't, I didn't know what to do, but I didn't think I could intervene, and stop such a thing from happening, so I, I'm ashamed to say that I ran, and I've been holed up here ever since. I've been terrified that, that they would, they would come for me, and they were, they were wearing these, these masks, these, these wolfish masks.
01:39:04 [DM (Aarya)] It's just like, it's just like the stories that I, that my mother told me as a child. And as he says that, he kind of just like, he kind of just like bursts into tears and becomes like an inconsolable mess.
01:40:49 [Sildir (Tris)] Wait a second, you don't mean the stories about the court of wolves?
01:40:53 [DM (Aarya)] You, you, you know, you know of them? Are they, are they coming for me?
01:40:59 [Sildir (Tris)] I don't know of them. I give them a little more purchase than most other people in this town do. Most people seem to think it's just a fairy tale.
01:41:06 [DM (Aarya)] And so did I, until, until I saw the, the fangs that came for Lucian, and they would have gotten me too. I just hope they, I hope they didn't see me. I only hope that they won't come for me next.
01:41:38 [Sildir (Tris)] Well, it's a good thing you were there to witness it. This other, so I hate to be rude, but you went from watching someone get kidnapped by two masked, cloaked figures, and immediately trusted in a masked, cloaked figure and told him everything when he came to your house and told you to board yourself up. What's the difference between the two of them?
01:42:02 [DM (Aarya)] He himself had a cracked mask that one of them was wearing, and he said he was here to hunt them down. He presented a holy symbol to me and cast a healing spell to comfort me and prove that he meant no harm. And there was something about the way he spoke.
01:42:02 [DM (Aarya)] He seemed so assertive, knowledgeable even, like this is something that he'd done before. I just, I know it sounds crazy, but I, it really seemed that he was here to help. Did he leave you any way to contact him?
01:42:54 [Sildir (Tris)] Amber, you go ahead.
01:42:56 [Ember (Spurthi)] What did the symbol look like? The holy symbol?
01:43:01 [DM (Aarya)] It was, uh, hold on, let me double check. It was a fiery sun with a face, a gentle face in it.
01:43:32 [Ember (Spurthi)] Sunder, you were asking something?
01:43:35 [Sildir (Tris)] Um, yeah. Uh, before we do that though, does anyone have any inkling on what that symbol is? Maybe a little history action, religion action?
01:43:35 [Sildir (Tris)] Can I do a history check?
01:43:54 [Mercurio (Gui)] Um, and I'm trying to think, but I know we, there was like the church with the sun and stuff like that. I don't know. It might be related to that religion, like the morning, the morning Lord.
01:44:09 [DM (Aarya)] I'll say you can do a history to kind of check if it's similar to the others, a holy symbol that you saw in the church of the morning Lord. Um, if you want to try to place what this symbol is, then you, that would be a religion check.
01:44:27 [Mercurio (Gui)] Um, okay. Yeah. That's all I wanted to do.
01:44:30 [Ember (Spurthi)] Would Arcana do anything?
01:44:33 [DM (Aarya)] Um, I don't think Arcana would help, unfortunately. Okay.
01:44:37 [Mercurio (Gui)] So is, uh, is it related to the morning Lord? Or was it a 19?
01:44:45 [DM (Aarya)] Um, so from the description that Henrik gave you and what you recall of the sunburst, uh, holy symbols from the church of the morning Lord, uh, you note that there are some similarities, but this does seem to be a distinct, uh, separate symbol.
01:45:06 [Saturno (Steph)] Can I just try to roll religion and hope I get something good?
01:45:13 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, go for it. With a five religion check. Uh, yeah, you don't even know if that was even a, a real religion.
01:45:13 [DM (Aarya)] Well.
01:45:30 [Saturno (Steph)] Just kind of scratched my, my head.
01:45:36 [Sildir (Tris)] Well, sir, Henrik, I hope you placed your trust correctly, but I do urge you to be cautious. Did this masked figure give you any way of contacting him or any way to provide him more information if you were to think of any? Perhaps we could take a look into this person for you.
01:45:56 [DM (Aarya)] He told me that with any luck, the next time I see him, it would be to return Lucian to safety. And he told me to stay inside and not invite anyone in.
01:46:16 [Saturno (Steph)] Did he say something like what would happen if you did invite someone in?
01:46:21 [DM (Aarya)] Well, I can assume he was, he was urging caution so that the fangs don't come for me.
01:46:31 [Saturno (Steph)] Understood. Pretty sweet. Um, so where can we find him?
01:46:31 [Saturno (Steph)] Well, Lucian, that is not this guy.
01:46:43 [Mercurio (Gui)] I don't- At least see what direction they headed off?
01:46:47 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah, you don't have to tell us exactly, but any kind of information.
01:46:52 [Mercurio (Gui)] No, you do.
01:46:53 [Saturno (Steph)] No, you do.
01:46:56 [DM (Aarya)] I'm sorry, I can't be of more help, but when I, when I saw them taking Lucian, I, I'm ashamed to say, but I, I was just overwhelmed with fear and I just had to get away. I didn't see where, where they took him.
01:47:10 [Sildir (Tris)] Well. I see. I do want to ask, uh, did those cloaked figures at least, uh, in some ways look similar to the other cloaked figure you spoke with, aside from the masks, of course?
01:47:23 [DM (Aarya)] No, they were very different. There was no mistaking them.
01:47:30 [Sildir (Tris)] Well, our friend here, he, he saw a cloaked figure in the woods, didn't he, Mercurio?
01:47:37 [DM (Aarya)] What did you see?
01:47:38 [Mercurio (Gui)] I did, but, can I, recalling what I saw, um, is it possible that the, like, snout, like, that I saw and all that was like a mask?
01:47:54 [DM (Aarya)] Um, so, recalling what, from what you remember, um, you mainly just saw the silhouette of them. You weren't able to really make out any finer details or, like, uh, really get a good look at what they looked like. So, you do feel like it's possible that maybe it could have been, like, a mask of some kind?
01:48:14 [Mercurio (Gui)] Yes, well, I, I saw, kind of elevated, like, maybe a little bit up in a tree, a sort of cloaked figure with a long, um, snout. It was really only the silhouette that I could make out, so it could have been, could have been a lot of things, but, um, given the details you've given us, it seems likely that it might have been someone with a wolf mask and a cloak like that.
01:48:46 [DM (Aarya)] You, they're, they're after you two? You didn't, you didn't leave them here, did you?
01:48:54 [Sildir (Tris)] They're not after us, Henry. Rest easy.
01:48:57 [DM (Aarya)] How do you, how could you know?
01:49:00 [Sildir (Tris)] They would be dead already.
01:49:03 [DM (Aarya)] You think you could, you think you could fight the court? No, I can't.
01:49:08 [Sildir (Tris)] Easily.
01:49:10 [DM (Aarya)] How could you say such a thing? You've never, you've never met them. You don't know what they're capable of.
01:49:17 [Sildir (Tris)] Cowards who operate in the shadows would stand no chance against us.
01:49:23 [DM (Aarya)] Um, role of persuasion? I think that would be persuasion.
01:49:27 [Sildir (Tris)] Well, Mercurio was going to say something. Maybe we can team up again. I don't know if you were going to do a persuasion-style thing, Mercurio.
01:49:27 [Sildir (Tris)] I was going to, I was just going to lie a bunch.
01:49:37 [DM (Aarya)] If you lie, you could do deception.
01:49:40 [Mercurio (Gui)] Oh, we've overthrown empires. We also work in the shadows. I'll add in with the deception, too.
01:49:40 [Mercurio (Gui)] These are all, these are what, like, these are tiny little rodents to us. Nothing but taking care of pests.
01:49:57 [DM (Aarya)] That's definitely going to be deception, and that's probably going to be a higher DC, but I'll let you roll it with disadvantage.
01:50:03 [Sildir (Tris)] With advantage?
01:50:04 [DM (Aarya)] With advantage, yeah. Sorry, not disadvantage.
01:50:08 [Sildir (Tris)] Oh yeah, nice roll.
01:50:10 [Speaker 7] 27! 27 deception!
01:50:11 [Sildir (Tris)] Help me!
01:50:15 [DM (Aarya)] With that, you see Henrik relaxes just a little bit, and he says, oh well. If you seem sure, then maybe you are a capable band of heroes, perhaps? Are you here, then, to save Valaki from this shadowed court?
01:50:40 [Sildir (Tris)] Cue the Avengers music. Perhaps we are. I don't know.
01:50:40 [Sildir (Tris)] Everyone here has...
01:50:52 [Irredel (Sav)] Kind of League of Legends?
01:50:57 [Sildir (Tris)] Everyone here has seemingly, you know, against their better judgment, or against their will even, stood up to this town so far.
01:51:08 [DM (Aarya)] I just threw a shoe at a loser.
01:51:11 [Sildir (Tris)] Right?
01:51:13 [DM (Aarya)] Throwing a shoe at someone? Yeah, his name was Ezor or something. He had a huge arm.
01:51:13 [DM (Aarya)] Stupid looking man. So, hearing that, Henrik seems shocked, and he looks to me and says, you confronted Ezek and lived?
01:51:29 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah, isn't that... And, like, I don't know, he called me, like, the other guy called me a wench, and I was like, can you try to call me something more offensive? Because I'm kind of tired of wench.
01:51:29 [Saturno (Steph)] Like, I tried helping him, I tried suggesting, like, you call me a bitch, you can call me something else. But, like, it just wasn't sticking. I don't really know how people empower the stupid.
01:51:50 [DM (Aarya)] I don't know if you are brave or reckless. Or both? Maybe both.
01:51:57 [Saturno (Steph)] Are you going for a high five? Do we get a high five?
01:52:02 [Mercurio (Gui)] I'll show him my signet ring, and I'll say, and we're going for Baron Vargas's next.
01:52:09 [DM (Aarya)] Hearing that, he kind of, like, panics and, like, looks around, and then he, like, shushes you, and he's like, not too loudly. I don't need the Baron's soldiers after me either. Sorry, sorry.
01:52:09 [DM (Aarya)] Me culio.
01:52:26 [Sildir (Tris)] TranquilĆzame. I will shed light on the darkness in this town. I have a question.
01:52:37 [Ember (Spurthi)] No, no, no. You go, you go.
01:52:39 [Sildir (Tris)] I wanted to know, sir, how certain are you that, how detailed were these masks? I'd like to know. Did they look, like, pretty much like real wolves, or were they clearly carvings?
01:52:39 [Sildir (Tris)] Was there any fur on them? Do you think it could have been taxidermied? What's your idea?
01:52:58 [DM (Aarya)] Oof, taxidermy'd be so stinky. I wasn't able to get a clear look at them the first time around, but when the mysterious man brought me a cracked one, I was able to see quite clearly that it was a wolf skull. Ugh.
01:53:14 [Sildir (Tris)] I, uh, with the group, I... Henrik, please excuse us for one moment. And I just quietly say to the group that it's possible that the others, maybe it's not a mask at all, and these are truly wolves.
01:53:14 [Sildir (Tris)] Didn't we learn that there was only, uh, there was a form in which they could be half-wolf and half-wolf?
01:53:49 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah. Yeah. Very cool.
01:53:49 [Saturno (Steph)] I thought that's what we... Yeah. Nevermind.
01:53:49 [Saturno (Steph)] I'm getting confused with something else, but they could definitely be.
01:53:59 [DM (Aarya)] You've encountered werewolves before, and that one encounter before, entering Vallaki, but those were in wolf form and not in hybrid form.
01:54:08 [Sildir (Tris)] And also, I think Steph's thinking of, like, the cloaked figure in the woods. Like, we determined that that was probably half-wolf, half-man.
01:54:16 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah, given that they had, like, a stout near the tree.
01:54:19 [DM (Aarya)] Tied in robes.
01:54:22 [Sildir (Tris)] I think it's... I think it's quite possible that...
01:54:25 [DM (Aarya)] Give me one second. I'm gonna take a quick potty break, but I'll be right back.
01:54:29 [Sildir (Tris)] Sure. I think it's quite possible that this person that we've... He, you know, he spoke to, Henrik, is actually trying to infiltrate the court, and that's why he has a mask.
01:54:43 [Saturno (Steph)] I think so too, honestly.
01:54:46 [Speaker 7] Like, what else would it be?
01:54:51 [Mercurio (Gui)] Or maybe he's a traitor. Could be a wolf traitor.
01:55:00 [Saturno (Steph)] Like, let's talk shit until... I wonder what's in the book. That's what I want to know.
01:55:10 [Mercurio (Gui)] Yoink?
01:55:11 [Saturno (Steph)] How's Savannah feeling?
01:55:13 [Mercurio (Gui)] XOXO Gossip Girl, that's what it said.
01:55:16 [Sildir (Tris)] She does have her mic still, so...
01:55:19 [Irredel (Sav)] Yeah, my mic's still on. I'm, like, listening. I'm just...
01:55:19 [Irredel (Sav)] I've been, like, really sick this whole week, honestly. Oh my god, man.
01:55:25 [Saturno (Steph)] I'm so sorry.
01:55:26 [Irredel (Sav)] I'm here to get my participation trophy and chip in where I can.
01:55:31 [Saturno (Steph)] How sick are you?
01:55:34 [Irredel (Sav)] Um, I had to take time off work.
01:55:37 [Saturno (Steph)] Did you make up COVID?
01:55:39 [Irredel (Sav)] I've taken, like, two COVID tests, and thankfully it doesn't seem like it. But, um, yeah, I, like, sore throat, chills, like, all the yucky bad stuff. I see.
01:55:54 [Saturno (Steph)] Stuff he knows. I have a ghost.
01:55:58 [DM (Aarya)] I'm back. What was somebody saying?
01:56:02 [Sildir (Tris)] We were asking about how she felt.
01:56:05 [Irredel (Sav)] I have a stinky cold.
01:56:08 [DM (Aarya)] Ew, that's not good. It's not COVID, so that's good. Did you take a test?
01:56:16 [Irredel (Sav)] Yeah, I've taken two COVID tests.
01:56:17 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah, because, like, the headache and, like, the sore throat. The sore throat especially was, like, is, like, I guess the primary symptom of, like, the newest strain that has been going around. That's what I had first.
01:56:17 [Saturno (Steph)] That's why I asked.
01:56:33 [Irredel (Sav)] Yeah, well, that's why I was... People all said that the main thing had been, like, stuff, you know, sore throat and, like, really bad body aches. And I have all those things, but I've taken, like, multiple tests.
01:56:42 [Saturno (Steph)] No, you're good, then. It's just a cold, but it has the same symptoms, you know?
01:56:46 [Irredel (Sav)] Yeah, I was, like, really freaked out by it.
01:56:49 [Saturno (Steph)] I'm also glad it's super, like, out of it.
01:56:54 [Ember (Spurthi)] Yeah, that would be true. Dang.
01:56:57 [Saturno (Steph)] I'm glad you're not working at least. I know that might suck, but... Yeah.
01:56:57 [Saturno (Steph)] In the sense of, like, when you get back, but...
01:57:05 [Irredel (Sav)] Exactly.
01:57:07 [Saturno (Steph)] It's good to rest a little, but yeah.
01:57:08 [Irredel (Sav)] Yeah, for real. So, yeah, thank you all for letting me just kind of passively listen in today.
01:57:16 [DM (Aarya)] No, you're good.
01:57:17 [Ember (Spurthi)] No, you're good.
01:57:18 [DM (Aarya)] All good. Yeah, I am.
01:57:20 [Saturno (Steph)] The fact that you're being good, like, listening to me is, like... Yeah. Yeah.
01:57:20 [Saturno (Steph)] It's like a podcast, but we're not cringe. But we're not cringe. But we're not cringe, too.
01:57:32 [Sildir (Tris)] ChatGPT, name our podcast in the transcript.
01:57:35 [DM (Aarya)] There is a name for it, actually. You wouldn't believe it.
01:57:41 [Sildir (Tris)] ChatGPT, the name of the podcast is Phantom Chains.
01:57:44 [DM (Aarya)] There we go.
01:57:47 [Sildir (Tris)] But while you were gone, we did talk a little shop amongst our characters, and we kind of said that there's definitely a possibility that Henrik's guy is trying to infiltrate the Court of Wolves, and he has a mask, and the other guys might not. They might be real wolves. Yeah.
01:57:47 [Sildir (Tris)] That's all your way.
01:58:05 [DM (Aarya)] Sounds good.
01:58:07 [Sildir (Tris)] And then we just started talking shit about you.
01:58:09 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, of course. I'd expect nothing less.
01:58:14 [Saturno (Steph)] Like, why would Arya need a potty break? They're wearing a diaper. We all know that.
01:58:14 [Saturno (Steph)] Oh, my God.
01:58:21 [DM (Aarya)] Well, I guess I know whose character I'm going to kill today.
01:58:28 [Saturno (Steph)] I mean, given my shoe throwing, I wouldn't.
01:58:33 [DM (Aarya)] You have no idea how close that was to starting initiative, but yeah. It's a good thing.
01:58:38 [Sildir (Tris)] I was just disappointed that you don't have the DM catheter.
01:58:42 [DM (Aarya)] The DM catheter?
01:58:44 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah. All the Reddit DMs, the first thing you buy is the catheter. It's like the starter pack.
01:58:49 [DM (Aarya)] Wow.
01:58:51 [Sildir (Tris)] Entry-level DMing, they say.
01:58:53 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, I bet Guy has one. He never takes potty breaks when we're playing.
01:59:00 [Mercurio (Gui)] Yeah. Yeah, I don't. Sure.
01:59:04 [Saturno (Steph)] That's right.
01:59:06 [Mercurio (Gui)] That's right.
01:59:07 [Saturno (Steph)] I don't get up and take a poop in the middle. Oh, my gosh.
01:59:14 [Sildir (Tris)] It's funny, because as a DM, you could kind of, like, be like, create a situation where there are no rules as you're doing that.
01:59:21 [DM (Aarya)] I've definitely never done that before, but yeah. Oh, for sure. Anyway, where were we?
01:59:27 [Saturno (Steph)] Oh, we were talking about how we're big shots.
01:59:32 [DM (Aarya)] Wow.
01:59:33 [Sildir (Tris)] True. We were so close. And then we had our little, like, team huddle, but now we can go back to our conversation with Henrik.
01:59:39 [DM (Aarya)] Big shots, you say.
01:59:41 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah.
01:59:42 [Sildir (Tris)] He's the one who called us heroes.
01:59:43 [DM (Aarya)] I got a deal for you.
01:59:47 [Saturno (Steph)] Hybrilling plot.
01:59:49 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah. All right. So, Henrik looks to you all.
01:59:49 [DM (Aarya)] He definitely seems a little bit more comfortable with you guys, with y'all's presence here. He definitely was, like, very spooked at the beginning, but now he looks to you and he says, well, is there anything else I can help you with, or do you all have the information you need? I hope I was able to help out.
01:59:49 [DM (Aarya)] I must say, I do wish I could have done more for old Lucian. He's my closest friend and I was helpless to save him, but we see him just kind of, like, hang his head in shame. He says, I'm a coward.
02:00:43 [Sildir (Tris)] Henrik, friend, you are not a coward. The ones who took poor Lucian and interrupted your beautiful morning ritual, those are the true coward. They operate in the shadows and prey on those who can't defend themselves.
02:00:57 [DM (Aarya)] You have to save him, Lucian. He's the kindest soul in this dreadful town.
02:01:06 [Ember (Spurthi)] Well, try your best. And you're not a coward, and because he ran away, you were able to help us and give us this information.
02:01:16 [Saturno (Steph)] So you are helping your friend. Maybe not the way you wanted to, but ultimately you are helping, so I would call yourself a coward.
02:01:25 [Mercurio (Gui)] Maybe it wasn't brave, but it was smart.
02:01:29 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah.
02:01:30 [DM (Aarya)] Maybe you're right.
02:01:33 [Saturno (Steph)] Without you, we wouldn't have a very good lead.
02:01:40 [DM (Aarya)] I just hope that...
02:01:41 [Sildir (Tris)] We'll do more. Sorry, go ahead.
02:01:43 [DM (Aarya)] I just hope you're able to follow through on it, but seeing a capable party such as yourselves, I dare say it gives me a small bit of hope that perhaps there is yet light in Vallaki.
02:02:01 [Saturno (Steph)] That's how we broke that door. That's how we break legs, okay?
02:02:04 [DM (Aarya)] Oh my. That's right.
02:02:06 [Sildir (Tris)] We've broken kingdoms. We'll do more than save Lucian. We'll shut down this court of wolves.
02:02:06 [Sildir (Tris)] We're going to shut down Baron Vargas. You just watch and see. And Henrik, I'll tell you what, if you say a word of this to anybody else, you're added to the list.
02:02:06 [Sildir (Tris)] Until then, you're our friend.
02:02:30 [DM (Aarya)] Well, hmm.
02:02:32 [Mercurio (Gui)] We came here to kick ass and play flute solos, and I'm all out of flute solos. Yeah.
02:02:40 [DM (Aarya)] On that note, and you see Henrik kind of just like, he kind of like disappears into this back room, and you hear him just like rummaging about, trying to find something, and he comes out, and you see him carrying a pretty worn-looking halberd, and he presents it to you, and he says, In my younger years, I was a bit capable with this weapon, but perhaps now you might find more use of it.
02:03:20 [Sildir (Tris)] Who is he presenting to?
02:03:22 [DM (Aarya)] Just us in general? Yeah, any of you. Whoever wants to take it.
02:03:24 [Sildir (Tris)] So Turner, are you the halberd person?
02:03:27 [Saturno (Steph)] I think that's what I was looking for, right? A halberd?
02:03:30 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, get up in there.
02:03:31 [Saturno (Steph)] Oh. Would you mind? I'll take care of it, I promise.
02:03:36 [DM (Aarya)] Well, I don't have any further use for it. I'm much too old to be swinging it around a thing like this, but perhaps someone like yourself could put it to some good.
02:03:45 [Sildir (Tris)] I'm going to break this.
02:03:47 [DM (Aarya)] It would be an honor. Very good. Take it, yoink.
02:03:47 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, so now you've got a shiny new halberd. Well, it's not really shiny, it's pretty old, but yeah.
02:04:02 [Saturno (Steph)] It's vintage, okay? It's vintage.
02:04:04 [DM (Aarya)] We can polish it. Sustainable. Sustainable, yeah.
02:04:04 [DM (Aarya)] Upcycled halberd.
02:04:09 [Saturno (Steph)] Upcycled.
02:04:09 [Mercurio (Gui)] They don't make halberds like they used to anyways. The old ones are the good ones.
02:04:14 [DM (Aarya)] It's just like flutes.
02:04:18 [Sildir (Tris)] True, they lost the metal-making techniques is what I've heard.
02:04:22 [DM (Aarya)] Even though that flute is made of amber, but yeah.
02:04:25 [Sildir (Tris)] Oh, no, I meant about the halberds. To the mysterious voice in my head that I heard say something. Torm, is that you?
02:04:40 [DM (Aarya)] Justice.
02:04:42 [Sildir (Tris)] No, that's Torm. I heard a different voice. Is there a new god of flutes that's talking to me now?
02:04:42 [Sildir (Tris)] Oh, my. Well, sorry. So, Turna, is your moment with Henrik's ongoing still, I assume?
02:05:04 [Saturno (Steph)] Yes, I just wanted to say please keep yourself safe and hopefully we'll be seeing you shortly. And please do not consider yourself a coward. I think you did the smartest thing possible.
02:05:04 [Saturno (Steph)] And thanks to your quick decision to flee, you are now able to help your friend and give them the best chance of survival possible. With that, we'll do our best and please stay safe.
02:05:36 [DM (Aarya)] I should be thanking you all. I will be praying to the Morning Lord for your success.
02:05:44 [Saturno (Steph)] We'll come back and I'll tell you all the cool things I did with this halberd. I started spinning it. Like in Colorguard, you know?
02:05:54 [Sildir (Tris)] It does a kickflip.
02:05:56 [DM (Aarya)] With seeing that, you see like a ghost of a smile on his face and he says, thank you. And sorry, I never asked you all your names.
02:06:11 [Saturno (Steph)] I'm Saturna, that's Amber.
02:06:15 [Sildir (Tris)] Sildur Goldenfield.
02:06:17 [DM (Aarya)] I'm supposed to kill you.
02:06:19 [Sildir (Tris)] Mercurio.
02:06:21 [DM (Aarya)] Of course, these are our code names. Of course. I must say, when you entered, you gave me quite a fright, but now I find myself glad for you to have stopped by.
02:06:41 [Saturno (Steph)] So sorry about that again.
02:06:42 [Sildir (Tris)] Yes, and sorry about your door, but a word of advice. If you build your door so it swings outward from the house, it'll become a lot harder to kick in.
02:06:52 [DM (Aarya)] I'll keep that in mind.
02:06:55 [Saturno (Steph)] When he opens inward, that's actually a fire violation.
02:07:02 [Sildir (Tris)] Really? Not to?
02:07:03 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah. Because there's a fire.
02:07:07 [Sildir (Tris)] And easier to kick in. Do we know anything about vampires and their relation to coffins, or no?
02:07:29 [DM (Aarya)] I don't think you got anything from the manuscripts that you got before.
02:07:34 [Sildir (Tris)] Okay, so I have no real reason to ask him if he's had any strange customers. Just wondering. Any strange people die lately?
02:07:47 [DM (Aarya)] What a crazy question that would be.
02:07:50 [Sildir (Tris)] Any dead-looking people shopping here?
02:07:54 [DM (Aarya)] I wonder why I would possess you to ask such a thing. Maybe in a different world, something like that might have happened.
02:08:01 [Sildir (Tris)] I'm like, I kind of want to go upstairs. What do you got up there, buddy? There's some hot vampire lady.
02:08:10 [DM (Aarya)] Oh my. No, nothing of the sort. Perhaps, maybe, possibly.
02:08:19 [Sildir (Tris)] Well, anywho, Hendrix, it was nice to meet you. I do recommend you follow that strange cloaked figure's advice and board yourself back in here. As long as you have food and a way to escape, like Saturno said.
02:08:30 [DM (Aarya)] I guess, well, I did manage to stock up on some supplies to last me a few more days at least. I just, uh, well, may you act swiftly, I guess.
02:08:49 [Speaker 7] Really?
02:08:50 [DM (Aarya)] Yes.
02:08:53 [Sildir (Tris)] Well, I'll tell you what.
02:08:55 [Saturno (Steph)] I wish the same.
02:08:57 [Sildir (Tris)] Here's a cold. Get yourself some more supplies.
02:09:01 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, I couldn't accept this.
02:09:03 [Saturno (Steph)] Yes, you can. You totally can. You've been through the ringer.
02:09:03 [Saturno (Steph)] And the door.
02:09:09 [Mercurio (Gui)] Exactly. The gang bribes the whole town.
02:09:13 [DM (Aarya)] Well, I suppose, if you put it like that, I can accept this?
02:09:19 [Sildir (Tris)] Yes. Yes, you can.
02:09:24 [DM (Aarya)] Well. You guys got anything else to ask old Hendrix?
02:09:28 [Saturno (Steph)] Can I jump out of this window? No. I'm just kidding.
02:09:32 [DM (Aarya)] Oh my god.
02:09:32 [Sildir (Tris)] We'll just be on our way, I guess. I'm good. Smash out the window.
02:09:39 [Saturno (Steph)] Later!
02:09:41 [Sildir (Tris)] Oh, Hendrix, one thing I forgot to say. Heroes only have cool entrances and exits. Who breaks every window in his house?
02:09:48 [Saturno (Steph)] Oh my god.
02:09:50 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. So, I assume, are you guys leaving the shop now?
02:09:56 [Speaker 7] Yeah, I am.
02:09:58 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. Alright. So, let me bring up another scene for y'all.
02:09:58 [DM (Aarya)] Another one? We're scene maxing today.
02:10:11 [Ember (Spurthi)] So, we want to open up this journal.
02:10:15 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, hold on. Give me one sec to bring up this scene.
02:10:19 [Ember (Spurthi)] Now we're out of the shop.
02:10:23 [DM (Aarya)] So, you guys find yourself on the road once more, leading away from the old chaperone. Yeah, so, you did manage to swipe that journal from Hendrix.
02:10:43 [Sildir (Tris)] Ember, what a swell job you did, snatching that. And Mercurio, don't think I didn't notice your well-timed solo.
02:10:51 [Ember (Spurthi)] Such talent.
02:10:53 [Sildir (Tris)] Definitely team efforts.
02:10:57 [Ember (Spurthi)] Marvellous job on the distraction, Mercurio.
02:11:04 [Mercurio (Gui)] Distraction? Oh, what are you talking about?
02:11:10 [Ember (Spurthi)] That flute solo.
02:11:14 [Mercurio (Gui)] Oh, yeah, of course. That's what I was doing.
02:11:22 [DM (Aarya)] Just as I planned.
02:11:24 [Saturno (Steph)] That solo was kind of crazy.
02:11:27 [DM (Aarya)] What a crazy way to do that. I was not expecting that. Busted to this poor guy's shop and aggressively plays the flute.
02:11:27 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, crazy. So, I guess you guys have the journal now. Are you going to look at it now, or do you want to wait to look at it later?
02:11:53 [Saturno (Steph)] I don't think we should look at it outside his house. He looked out the window.
02:12:01 [DM (Aarya)] You're not right outside his house. You're walking down the street. You're a ways down the road at this point.
02:12:07 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah, I think we should peek at it. I feel like we know what's in there. Okay.
02:12:12 [DM (Aarya)] Start leafing through it. So, Ember and Company, you all kind of start leafing through the journal. You can see that there are pages and pages of repetitive text.
02:12:12 [DM (Aarya)] Just saying over and over, they're coming for me. They're coming for me. The court is after me.
02:12:12 [DM (Aarya)] They took Lucian. And then finally, somewhere near the end of the journal, you see written over and over what appears to be a poem or a rhyme of some kind. I'll paste it in Discord chat for you all.
02:12:12 [DM (Aarya)] Poor guy.
02:12:59 [Ember (Spurthi)] He's scared out of his wits.
02:13:02 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah.
02:13:03 [Sildir (Tris)] That could be true. Out of his wits for sure. Yeah, paste it in chat for you all.
02:13:10 [DM (Aarya)] If anyone would like to read that aloud, feel free.
02:13:38 [Saturno (Steph)] Is the handwriting the same?
02:13:41 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, the handwriting is consistent throughout the whole journal.
02:13:55 [Saturno (Steph)] Can we detect anything from the journal, like any Arcana?
02:14:01 [DM (Aarya)] You want to do Arcana? Go for it. Oh, my Arcana sucks.
02:14:05 [Mercurio (Gui)] I ritual cast detect magic. Oh my god.
02:14:09 [Saturno (Steph)] I'll do it.
02:14:10 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, I'll do it.
02:14:14 [Saturno (Steph)] I'll do it for the meme, but...
02:14:21 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, so we got a bunch of Arcana checks.
02:14:33 [Ember (Spurthi)] It's not rolling.
02:14:36 [DM (Aarya)] Are you sure? Are you clicking it? Yeah.
02:14:40 [Ember (Spurthi)] Let me try again.
02:14:43 [Mercurio (Gui)] Nope, definitely not magic.
02:14:50 [Ember (Spurthi)] It's not letting me roll. That's weird.
02:14:52 [DM (Aarya)] Hold on, let me see if I can...
02:14:53 [Ember (Spurthi)] The dice is not showing up either.
02:14:56 [Sildir (Tris)] Just a small town train.
02:14:59 [DM (Aarya)] Let me see if I can request a roll. Okay, that was a 10. None of it detect any magic coming from this journal.
02:15:21 [Sildir (Tris)] Well, he didn't seem like a very magical guy after all. I mean, if it was magic, would he really be making coffins?
02:15:30 [DM (Aarya)] Coffins?
02:15:31 [Sildir (Tris)] Maybe they're magical coffins?
02:15:37 [DM (Aarya)] Magical coffins?
02:15:39 [Sildir (Tris)] I guess that could be a good business venture, I'm not sure. You could just say they're magical. The poem's a little weird, but...
02:15:39 [Sildir (Tris)] The guy was clearly... And I just did the little swirly thing with my finger next to my ear. Clearly a little crazy.
02:15:59 [DM (Aarya)] So, Mercurio. What's your AC?
02:16:10 [Mercurio (Gui)] Oh boy, what a question.
02:16:12 [Sildir (Tris)] 14.
02:16:14 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, so 14. Alright, so as you guys are walking down the road and chatting about your findings about this journal and just discussing what you came across in the shop, suddenly, Mercurio, you see a spray of blood in front of you and then you notice sprouting from your shoulder is a dagger. And from the rooftops around you descend two cloaked figures.
02:16:49 [Saturno (Steph)] Is who we all noticed as well?
02:16:51 [DM (Aarya)] Yes. And let me give you the damage roll, Mercurio.
02:16:56 [Sildir (Tris)] I am actually not even in that scene right now. Yeah.
02:17:01 [DM (Aarya)] Oh wait, I didn't activate the scene? I'm so funny.
02:17:04 [Ember (Spurthi)] No, we're still in the shop.
02:17:07 [Saturno (Steph)] Okay, I quickly position myself in front of Mercurio.
02:17:17 [DM (Aarya)] So that's gonna be 5 damage for you. Actually no, that was... Sorry, it's doubled.
02:17:17 [DM (Aarya)] 10 damage.
02:17:25 [Mercurio (Gui)] 10 damage? Okay.
02:17:29 [DM (Aarya)] Everyone roll initiative. Let me start a combat encounter actually, I need to do that.
02:17:35 [Sildir (Tris)] Stop believing.
02:17:38 [Saturno (Steph)] I scream attacking from the shadows because you're a coward.
02:17:41 [Sildir (Tris)] Savannah, I'll do your rolls for you. Can you hear me?
02:17:45 [Irredel (Sav)] Thank you.
02:17:47 [Sildir (Tris)] I'm gonna be guest star Iridyll in combat.
02:17:54 [DM (Aarya)] Okay.
02:17:59 [Sildir (Tris)] Ooh, a nice roll.
02:18:08 [DM (Aarya)] Alright.
02:18:09 [Sildir (Tris)] I do have alert. But it seems like everyone else rolled higher than me so far actually, so... Super lewd.
02:18:22 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, so... Right before we start, since you guys have been surprised and ambushed by these two, they will each get a single attack, so they're gonna go...
02:18:34 [Sildir (Tris)] It looks like Ember and Saturno also got surprised in the order... What do you mean? I don't know, like in the initiative order it looks like Ember and Saturno also have like...
02:18:34 [Sildir (Tris)] They're like part of that sequence. It'll play out fine I'm sure, nevermind, don't worry about it.
02:18:55 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. So one of them did their attack so the other one's gonna go for theirs. So they're gonna go in with a claw swipe.
02:19:06 [Sildir (Tris)] Me too. I'm gonna die if I don't do something.
02:19:12 [DM (Aarya)] This is gonna be on Sildur. So 19, does that hit? Yes.
02:19:12 [DM (Aarya)] Damage. That is... 8 damage, I'll apply it.
02:19:12 [DM (Aarya)] There we go. Alright, and then with that we can start the combat. Okay, so top of the initiative is Mercurio, unless you guys are swapping order?
02:19:40 [Mercurio (Gui)] Yeah, um... I'd like to give these guys a word.
02:19:44 [DM (Aarya)] Okay.
02:19:46 [Mercurio (Gui)] Alright, um... Uh, let's see... Um, which one's the one that threw the dagger at me?
02:20:04 [DM (Aarya)] That would be the one on the right over here.
02:20:07 [Mercurio (Gui)] The one on the right?
02:20:08 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, so you guys are just like huddled in a circle and they're flanking you on east and west.
02:20:14 [Mercurio (Gui)] Okay. Um... I reach my hand out in like a choking motion and I say, You motherfucker!
02:20:14 [Mercurio (Gui)] And I cast Hold Person on him.
02:20:29 [DM (Aarya)] Oh shit. Okay, go for it. Yeah, it is.
02:20:29 [DM (Aarya)] So that's going to be a DC Broken Wisdom save. This one here? Yeah.
02:20:29 [DM (Aarya)] Ooh! Crit fail! Okay.
02:20:29 [DM (Aarya)] He dies. So, they are paralyzed for the duration of this. This is what?
02:20:29 [DM (Aarya)] Um... For the duration of the initiative, turn the target and repeat it, save it, and it's felon success. Okay, and this is concentration, right?
02:20:54 [Mercurio (Gui)] Yeah, this is concentration.
02:20:56 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, cool. Nice.
02:20:57 [Mercurio (Gui)] Uh, and I'm not done! Oh? I use, uh, Beguiling Magic.
02:20:57 [Mercurio (Gui)] Ooh! Um... Or, what is this?
02:21:08 [Ember (Spurthi)] Was it part of the level up?
02:21:11 [DM (Aarya)] What'd you say?
02:21:12 [Ember (Spurthi)] Was this part of the level up that Guy did?
02:21:15 [DM (Aarya)] Well, he has the spell now because of the level up, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay.
02:21:19 [Ember (Spurthi)] Dang.
02:21:21 [Mercurio (Gui)] Um... And then with my Beguiling Magic, um... I will try to frighten the other one.
02:21:28 [DM (Aarya)] Alright, go for it.
02:21:31 [Mercurio (Gui)] Um... So, that's gonna be...
02:21:33 [DM (Aarya)] How did that... What is it? It's a save?
02:21:34 [Mercurio (Gui)] It's a wisdom save, yeah. So, he's gotta get a 14 wisdom save also. Okay.
02:21:40 [DM (Aarya)] Saving throw, normal... 18! Okay, they save.
02:21:40 [DM (Aarya)] Alright.
02:21:50 [Mercurio (Gui)] Um... That is my turn, I think.
02:21:54 [DM (Aarya)] Pretty good turn. Take care of Adele.
02:21:58 [Sildir (Tris)] Alright. Alright. Um...
02:21:58 [Sildir (Tris)] So, I put down my... My book of Sildur's Taxes. And...
02:21:58 [Sildir (Tris)] I say... Well, geez. This...
02:21:58 [Sildir (Tris)] This... This is quite out of order. And I give a quick blessing to everyone.
02:21:58 [Sildir (Tris)] Er, well, not everyone. Uh... It'll be...
02:21:58 [Sildir (Tris)] The three people that are closest to me. So, it'll be Ember, Mercurio, and Sildur.
02:22:35 [DM (Aarya)] Um... So, that's bless.
02:22:37 [Sildir (Tris)] And, yeah, bless. So, then... I don't know.
02:22:37 [Sildir (Tris)] Do I really need to roll this? It's a rolling thing? Or do I get to just do this?
02:22:44 [DM (Aarya)] You can just... Yeah, bless or you just cast.
02:22:47 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, that's what I thought. So, that... Or, did I say bless?
02:22:47 [Sildir (Tris)] Did I mean to do guidance, really? What's the difference? Um...
02:22:47 [Sildir (Tris)] Uh, choose a skill. Until then. Okay, well, yeah.
02:22:47 [Sildir (Tris)] I want to do bless so I can do more people.
02:23:03 [Irredel (Sav)] Yeah, bless is the way to go, yeah.
02:23:05 [Sildir (Tris)] And then, um... As a bonus action... I get four?
02:23:05 [Sildir (Tris)] Okay, so I bless everybody except myself. And then, um... As a bonus action...
02:23:18 [DM (Aarya)] That's four if you cast it at second level. Oh. Three at first level.
02:23:18 [DM (Aarya)] Um...
02:23:24 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, let's leave it at three, then. Uh... Bonus action.
02:23:24 [Sildir (Tris)] I want to summon my spiritual weapon. Iridyll, what would your spiritual weapon be? A big book that smacks people around with a spine?
02:23:24 [Sildir (Tris)] Maybe?
02:23:36 [Irredel (Sav)] Uh, no. I thought it would be like a gavel, actually.
02:23:39 [Sildir (Tris)] Gavel. Alright, so a big spiritual weapon drops down. It's a gavel.
02:23:43 [DM (Aarya)] Boom.
02:23:45 [Sildir (Tris)] And... I will... Actually...
02:23:45 [Sildir (Tris)] Oh, wait. Hmm. This is interesting.
02:23:45 [Sildir (Tris)] So, it costs a concentration. Which means... I probably can't do this, right?
02:23:56 [DM (Aarya)] You can't concentrate on both, no.
02:23:58 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, okay. That's fine. Uh...
02:23:58 [Sildir (Tris)] You also can't cast two-leveled spells.
02:24:03 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, yeah, that too.
02:24:05 [Sildir (Tris)] I planned my turn poorly, then, because I don't usually do this. So, this is going to be my turn. Unless, Iridyll, there's something else you recommend that I do for now.
02:24:17 [Irredel (Sav)] I think bless is a good thing to start with, yeah.
02:24:19 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah. Alright, cool. So, that'll be my turn.
02:24:19 [Sildir (Tris)] Uh... We'll go to my other turn. Ha-ha.
02:24:26 [Mercurio (Gui)] Oh, wait. Uh... Also, don't I have a...
02:24:26 [Mercurio (Gui)] Familiar?
02:24:31 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, yeah. You can summon it in combat. I think you should be able to use the companion manager.
02:24:31 [DM (Aarya)] Uh...
02:24:38 [Mercurio (Gui)] Okay.
02:24:40 [DM (Aarya)] Appreciate you greatly. Let me know if you have trouble with that.
02:24:44 [Sildir (Tris)] So... Upon seeing the masks... I know who these guys are.
02:24:44 [Sildir (Tris)] And I take one look at them... And I know... They deserve every bit of what's coming to them in this combat.
02:24:44 [Sildir (Tris)] Um... So... I take my Vow of Enmity...
02:24:44 [Sildir (Tris)] Which isn't really working.
02:25:06 [DM (Aarya)] Um... Really quick, since the bird rolled higher initiative than you... Do you mind if I do the bird's turn first, and then you?
02:25:06 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, sure. I don't mean to cut you off, but yeah.
02:25:15 [Saturno (Steph)] I mean, at least my beetle, first of all.
02:25:19 [Mercurio (Gui)] Okay, so you're going to use Vow of Enmity and get advantage and stuff? Yeah. Okay.
02:25:19 [Mercurio (Gui)] Then, um... I will just give advantage to Satorn to open.
02:25:29 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. On... Okay.
02:25:31 [Mercurio (Gui)] On their turn.
02:25:33 [Sildir (Tris)] So, I... You know, I have a lot of feelings welling up inside of me... And I just have a very strong, overwhelming feeling that these people just...
02:25:33 [Sildir (Tris)] They deserve the beating we're about to put on them. So, here's my Vow of Enmity. Let's go.
02:25:33 [Sildir (Tris)] I don't know what the fuck is, like, wrong with this shit. I'm just going to give myself advantage.
02:25:54 [DM (Aarya)] Is it not casting?
02:25:56 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, I don't know what's going on. So, that's fine, though. Got it covered.
02:25:56 [Sildir (Tris)] I would like to try to deplete. Eh, it doesn't matter. I'll remember.
02:25:56 [Sildir (Tris)] All right. So, Vow of Enmity is up. And...
02:25:56 [Sildir (Tris)] I will also... Bonus action... A Hunter's Mark.
02:25:56 [Sildir (Tris)] Onto the one next to me. And then, I will go for a swing.
02:26:35 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. So, that's with an advantage. Are they both concentration?
02:26:35 [DM (Aarya)] Or is Vow of Enmity not concentration?
02:26:41 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, Vow of Enmity is just there. Okay, cool. What's nice about it.
02:26:46 [DM (Aarya)] Sounds good.
02:26:49 [Sildir (Tris)] And then... Yeah, I think Hunter's Mark will apply by itself. So...
02:26:49 [Sildir (Tris)] I will roll. Attack.
02:27:05 [DM (Aarya)] Advantage?
02:27:07 [Sildir (Tris)] Jeez.
02:27:08 [DM (Aarya)] Twelve. So, with a twelve longsword attack, unfortunately. You go in for an attack, and this Assassin deftly sidesteps your swing.
02:27:24 [Sildir (Tris)] Give me one second. Okay. Sounds good.
02:27:24 [Sildir (Tris)] Okay. That's gonna be my turn.
02:27:38 [Ember (Spurthi)] Okay.
02:27:40 [Mercurio (Gui)] Fun fact, by the way. Since the guy in front of you is paralyzed, your attack automatically crits. Oh, yeah.
02:27:48 [Sildir (Tris)] I thought this was the paralyzed guy.
02:27:51 [Mercurio (Gui)] Oh, Ember's guy. Oh, yeah, Ember.
02:27:53 [Sildir (Tris)] I see. That's crazy.
02:27:56 [Speaker 7] Yeah.
02:27:57 [Ember (Spurthi)] So, he's paralyzed?
02:27:58 [Mercurio (Gui)] Yep. He's paralyzed.
02:28:00 [Ember (Spurthi)] Dang, okay. Okay.
02:28:04 [Mercurio (Gui)] Mercurius is strangling him with magic.
02:28:08 [Ember (Spurthi)] Can I use my second, please?
02:28:11 [DM (Aarya)] Yes, you can.
02:28:13 [Ember (Spurthi)] Okay. Attack.
02:28:16 [DM (Aarya)] Well, I guess since he's paralyzed, you just hit, right? And then you get crits?
02:28:24 [Mercurio (Gui)] I can't see my dice.
02:28:27 [DM (Aarya)] We can see it. I don't know why you can't see it. Go ahead and roll critical damage.
02:28:27 [DM (Aarya)] It should give you the damage option.
02:28:34 [Ember (Spurthi)] Okay. The damage option?
02:28:39 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah.
02:28:40 [Ember (Spurthi)] And critical hit?
02:28:41 [DM (Aarya)] Yes. Cool. That is...
02:28:41 [DM (Aarya)] How much damage is that? What even was that roll? I saw the dice, but I can't read those dice.
02:28:41 [DM (Aarya)] They have funny symbols.
02:28:54 [Mercurio (Gui)] It keeps not putting it in chat. It's so weird.
02:28:58 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah.
02:29:00 [Ember (Spurthi)] Can I refresh my page?
02:29:02 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, try that. Maybe that'll help. It's so weird.
02:29:02 [DM (Aarya)] This is why Foundry sucks.
02:29:09 [Ember (Spurthi)] Is there no other D&D platform?
02:29:11 [DM (Aarya)] There are, but they are paywalls.
02:29:14 [Sildir (Tris)] They suck worse. Yeah. They...
02:29:14 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah. That's why Foundry is good. It's the least bad one.
02:29:22 [DM (Aarya)] It's the least bad one.
02:29:29 [Ember (Spurthi)] Okay. Okay. Damage.
02:29:29 [Ember (Spurthi)] Critical hits. Okay, now I can see it.
02:29:37 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, cool.
02:29:38 [Ember (Spurthi)] Perfect.
02:29:39 [DM (Aarya)] And also, you can do sneak attack, since you have an ally next to you. You can roll sneak attack damage, and that's also a crit.
02:29:47 [Ember (Spurthi)] Ooh. Okay. Let me see.
02:29:47 [Ember (Spurthi)] Okay. Sneak attack damage. Damage.
02:29:47 [Ember (Spurthi)] Normal or critical?
02:30:00 [DM (Aarya)] Critical. Okay. Damn.
02:30:00 [DM (Aarya)] That's a lot of dice. 11 more damage. That's a total of 21 damage.
02:30:00 [DM (Aarya)] Wow. Rogue things. Nice.
02:30:00 [DM (Aarya)] And since you use psychic blades, you can do the bonus action to make the second attack. It's going to be a d4 damage. Okay.
02:30:00 [DM (Aarya)] It's going to be 2d4 damage. Yeah, 2d4, that's right. So go ahead and roll the 2d4 for that.
02:30:00 [DM (Aarya)] Okay.
02:30:30 [Ember (Spurthi)] How do I do that? Do I just press bonus action?
02:30:36 [DM (Aarya)] Does it let you do... So yes, you see in the description for psychic blades, there's like a d4. You see in the bottom?
02:30:36 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah. Click on the 1d4 where it's underlined, and it should roll it.
02:30:54 [Ember (Spurthi)] It says 1d6.
02:30:56 [DM (Aarya)] But then, it should say below in the second paragraph, it says when you do the bonus attack, it's 1d4. Do you see that part?
02:31:04 [Ember (Spurthi)] Mm-hmm. Hold on. What am I doing?
02:31:04 [Ember (Spurthi)] Okay. It won't let me hover over the thing.
02:31:18 [DM (Aarya)] It doesn't let you hover, right?
02:31:21 [Ember (Spurthi)] Yeah. It keeps disappearing.
02:31:23 [DM (Aarya)] Hold on. Let me just do it then. I don't know why it's being weird.
02:31:23 [DM (Aarya)] Did I pause the game? Let's see.
02:31:32 [Ember (Spurthi)] You did.
02:31:36 [DM (Aarya)] So that's another... Do I add ability score modifier to that key? Do you know?
02:31:36 [DM (Aarya)] I don't know off the top of my head.
02:31:44 [Mercurio (Gui)] To a bonus action attack?
02:31:46 [DM (Aarya)] Probably not, right? But it's psychic blade. It's different.
02:31:51 [Mercurio (Gui)] Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
02:31:53 [DM (Aarya)] I think it does. I'm going to say it does. I'll be generous.
02:31:53 [DM (Aarya)] So Ember did a lot of damage. Cool.
02:32:03 [Sildir (Tris)] I was blessed. Can I try to add the d4 to my 12 roll?
02:32:10 [DM (Aarya)] Were you blessed? I thought you were the only one who wasn't blessed.
02:32:13 [Sildir (Tris)] No, I blessed everybody except... I blessed the three closest people to Iridel, which excluded Saterno.
02:32:22 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, okay. I counted it wrong.
02:32:24 [Sildir (Tris)] No, it included everybody because it's four people. It included everybody except Iridel. That's why I said myself because I was playing as Iridel.
02:32:29 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, so did you cast that second level then for four people?
02:32:34 [Sildir (Tris)] No, okay. So Saterno was excluded. But yeah.
02:32:37 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, I got you. Yeah, go ahead and add the d4 then.
02:32:40 [Sildir (Tris)] Okay. Let's see what I get. There's a 14 hit.
02:32:46 [DM (Aarya)] Does a 14 hit? Unfortunately, no. Okay.
02:32:51 [Sildir (Tris)] Well, it's information at least. Sorry about that.
02:32:53 [DM (Aarya)] No worries. Okay, so Ember, nice turn. And then it is this assassin's turn who is paralyzed.
02:32:53 [DM (Aarya)] They can't do anything except... Where is it? Hold on.
02:33:13 [Mercurio (Gui)] At the end of its turn, it can repeat the save.
02:33:16 [DM (Aarya)] Right.
02:33:17 [Mercurio (Gui)] Yep.
02:33:19 [Saturno (Steph)] Keep it looped.
02:33:36 [DM (Aarya)] Hold on. I'm trying to double check the stat log. It's missing something.
02:33:45 [Sildir (Tris)] All right. I am going to walk auto real quick. Okay, sounds good.
02:33:45 [Sildir (Tris)] It should be fast enough that I'm back in time. Just take your turns real slow.
02:33:55 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. So you notice that while this assassin is struggling in the hold person, you see that its wounds start to heal a little bit. It gains back some health.
02:33:55 [DM (Aarya)] And then at the end of its turn, it will repeat the save. So that's going to be wisdom, right? 14?
02:34:16 [Mercurio (Gui)] Yep. 14.
02:34:19 [DM (Aarya)] That was 14 exactly. Okay. So it breaks the paralysis.
02:34:19 [DM (Aarya)] But hey, heavy damage on that first turn. So pretty good still.
02:34:29 [Mercurio (Gui)] And now it is... Beat him up and stab him like a piƱata.
02:34:32 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah. And now it's the other assassin's turn. It's going to go for some attacks against Syl here.
02:34:32 [DM (Aarya)] It's got... Multiattack.
02:34:45 [Mercurio (Gui)] How far are they from me? Two claw and a bite.
02:34:49 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, crazy, right?
02:34:50 [Mercurio (Gui)] Oh shit. So...
02:34:54 [DM (Aarya)] 18... What is Syl's AC? 18.
02:34:54 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, so that first one hits. Let's see the second one. That one misses.
02:34:54 [DM (Aarya)] And the bite. So that one is...
02:35:26 [Mercurio (Gui)] A con save.
02:35:27 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah. Okay. So I'll have Syl do the con save.
02:35:27 [DM (Aarya)] So we'll do the damage first of the other one. So that's going to be... 80 damage.
02:35:27 [DM (Aarya)] And then the con save from the bite. Not 20, nice.
02:35:56 [Speaker 7] Okay.
02:35:56 [DM (Aarya)] Let's go.
02:35:59 [Mercurio (Gui)] Good thing that wasn't an attack though.
02:36:07 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. Cool. Yeah, cool.
02:36:07 [DM (Aarya)] Now it's Eterna's turn.
02:36:20 [Saturno (Steph)] Okay. I'm going to move over here. I'm going to attack this one.
02:36:20 [Saturno (Steph)] I'm going to cast... Shadowmoon Blade? Wait.
02:36:20 [Saturno (Steph)] Why is it saying that the character is... Hello?
02:36:42 [DM (Aarya)] Hi.
02:36:45 [Saturno (Steph)] Sorry. I don't know why my spells are not showing up.
02:36:51 [DM (Aarya)] What happened to your spells? What are you trying to cast?
02:36:56 [Saturno (Steph)] I only have like Booming Blade. Like, that's it. But I opened my spellbook now.
02:36:56 [Saturno (Steph)] I just had it open too.
02:37:05 [DM (Aarya)] I put it into...
02:37:05 [Saturno (Steph)] Okay, no, I got it. I got it. I got it.
02:37:05 [Saturno (Steph)] I'm just going to cast Booming Blade. And then I'm going to hit with my cool new Halberd.
02:37:17 [DM (Aarya)] Cool. I assume you're hitting the one next to you.
02:37:23 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah, this guy?
02:37:24 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah.
02:37:25 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah. Okay, so I'm going to do normal, right? Yeah.
02:37:31 [Mercurio (Gui)] Technically, you didn't even have to move to him. That's true. Oh, but you have advantage, by the way.
02:37:38 [Saturno (Steph)] I do.
02:37:39 [Mercurio (Gui)] Wait, why does she have advantage? I gave her advantage with the... Oh, right.
02:37:43 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so let me just do it again. Hey, Halberd.
02:37:52 [DM (Aarya)] Actually, from where you were standing, you could have reached both of them. Interestingly, because of the reach.
02:37:57 [Saturno (Steph)] Okay, can I undo that then?
02:37:59 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that okay? Yeah, that's cool.
02:37:59 [DM (Aarya)] So, the 16 hits. Go ahead and roll damage. Seven damage.
02:38:19 [Saturno (Steph)] And then can I use, like, the hilt?
02:38:21 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, go for it.
02:38:23 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah. And that's a d4, right?
02:38:24 [DM (Aarya)] Mm-hmm. Two damage. Cool.
02:38:36 [Saturno (Steph)] All right, and that is my turn. Nice.
02:38:39 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, sorry. My courier.
02:38:50 [Saturno (Steph)] I do have a question. Are they wearing a mask, or is that, like, part of their body?
02:38:54 [DM (Aarya)] Or we don't know. When you're standing close to them, you can tell it looks like a mask. I'm back.
02:38:54 [DM (Aarya)] There you are.
02:39:01 [Sildir (Tris)] Can we pry that shit off of you?
02:39:04 [DM (Aarya)] You succeeded, don't worry about it.
02:39:06 [Sildir (Tris)] Okay, cool. 2i. Whose turn is it?
02:39:06 [Sildir (Tris)] Mercurio's still?
02:39:11 [DM (Aarya)] It's Mercurio's, yeah.
02:39:14 [Speaker 7] It's my turn.
02:39:17 [Sildir (Tris)] I'd auto-speedrun it.
02:39:26 [Mercurio (Gui)] How pissed am I at this guy?
02:39:29 [DM (Aarya)] How pissed are you? That's a great question.
02:39:32 [Mercurio (Gui)] How fucking pissed off am I?
02:39:35 [DM (Aarya)] Pissed.
02:39:36 [Mercurio (Gui)] No, fuck this guy. I cast hold person again.
02:39:41 [DM (Aarya)] Okay.
02:39:42 [Mercurio (Gui)] That's what Mercurio would do. Give me another fucking wisdom save.
02:39:50 [Saturno (Steph)] You should try to rip their mask off their face. That'd be crazy.
02:39:53 [Mercurio (Gui)] Oh, shit. That's hard, actually. Wait, hold on.
02:39:53 [Mercurio (Gui)] I'm walking up to this guy as he's paralyzed, and I'm gonna fucking take his mask off.
02:40:03 [DM (Aarya)] Mask off. Alright. So you rip as this person is helplessly suspended in the air while you're crushing their windpipe.
02:40:03 [DM (Aarya)] They're struggling in the air. You walk up in Scooby-Doo style, and you just tear off the mask. And you see the face of a person.
02:40:03 [DM (Aarya)] They seem to have sunken, pallid skin. Almost like it's just old skin stretched over a skull. And they look at you with a sort of manic fervor.
02:40:03 [DM (Aarya)] Almost like a feral expression.
02:40:49 [Mercurio (Gui)] Fucking freak. And I throw the fucking mask off to the side.
02:40:57 [Ember (Spurthi)] In the top? Alright.
02:41:02 [Mercurio (Gui)] And... I'll also use my... Do I want to use this?
02:41:02 [Mercurio (Gui)] Yeah, fuck it. We've all... My mantle of inspiration.
02:41:21 [DM (Aarya)] Mercario's feeling himself.
02:41:25 [Mercurio (Gui)] Why does it never... The thing is, like... It says it has no uses, because...
02:41:25 [Mercurio (Gui)] I don't know. It doesn't see that I have four bardic inspirations.
02:41:36 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, yeah.
02:41:37 [Mercurio (Gui)] Just ignore it, I guess. Yeah. And so I'll use that to give everybody...
02:41:37 [Mercurio (Gui)] Temporary hit points. Well, four people, so... I guess...
02:41:37 [Mercurio (Gui)] All the people in range of getting hit. So not Satorno, sorry.
02:41:59 [Saturno (Steph)] It's okay.
02:42:00 [Mercurio (Gui)] And then... Two times one, be sick. Oh, let's fucking go.
02:42:00 [Mercurio (Gui)] Everybody gets twelve...
02:42:10 [DM (Aarya)] Temporary hit points. Oh my god, was that Maxrolled?
02:42:12 [Sildir (Tris)] That was Maxrolled. That's crazy. Does that include me?
02:42:12 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, that includes you. Okay, thanks.
02:42:21 [Mercurio (Gui)] So yeah, I walk up to this guy. Put him in another chokehold again. Rip off his mask.
02:42:21 [Mercurio (Gui)] And then I aura farm so hard that everybody gets twelve hit points.
02:42:34 [DM (Aarya)] Cool. And you can also all use reactions to move.
02:42:39 [Mercurio (Gui)] Yeah, you can all use your reaction to move. It won't provoke opportunity.
02:42:44 [DM (Aarya)] Up to how much movement?
02:42:47 [Mercurio (Gui)] Your full movement.
02:42:48 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, yeah. So you guys can all reposition if you would so choose.
02:42:55 [Sildir (Tris)] Do you want a flute sound?
02:42:58 [Mercurio (Gui)] Technically we could all take a step back right now. And then this guy wouldn't be able to hit us because he's booming bladed and paralyzed. Well, he can't do anything anyways.
02:42:58 [Mercurio (Gui)] He's paralyzed. Yeah, I'm just going to keep standing in front of him and just like...
02:43:12 [DM (Aarya)] Just aura farm.
02:43:13 [Mercurio (Gui)] Aura farm while he can't move.
02:43:15 [DM (Aarya)] Does anyone else want to move? Is everyone else staying put? I'm good where I am, I think.
02:43:15 [DM (Aarya)] I'll stay put. Sounds good. What about you, Riddel?
02:43:27 [Sildir (Tris)] I think Riddel will move to a more centralized location for now.
02:43:32 [DM (Aarya)] Maybe like here?
02:43:35 [Sildir (Tris)] Why can't I move?
02:43:37 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, here. Oh, you want to go there? Okay, cool.
02:43:39 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah. Okay, cool.
02:43:42 [DM (Aarya)] Alright.
02:43:46 [Sildir (Tris)] Great, so... I will say...
02:43:52 [DM (Aarya)] Meh.
02:43:55 [Mercurio (Gui)] Well, actually, you could... Sildir, you could use your movement to move towards this guy.
02:44:01 [Sildir (Tris)] And crit him for free. I feel like someone's going to kill him though, right? I mean, come on.
02:44:01 [Sildir (Tris)] Ember's got this. I believe. I believe.
02:44:12 [Mercurio (Gui)] You could do a crit swipe for free, but...
02:44:17 [Sildir (Tris)] Well, here's the funny thing. So, I am in two-player mode right now. So, Riddel is looking at what you've been up to.
02:44:26 [DM (Aarya)] If you want to move, Sildir, I'll let you if you want.
02:44:28 [Sildir (Tris)] And is a little inspired. Wow. That's a lot of order you're creating.
02:44:28 [Sildir (Tris)] And she also casts... She's going to end her concentration, which is fine. She's going to cast Hold Person as well.
02:44:28 [Sildir (Tris)] Uh... On... Oh, wait, does it...
02:44:28 [Sildir (Tris)] Dang, does that cost three slots like that? What do you mean? Oh, no, okay.
02:44:28 [Sildir (Tris)] Never mind, never mind.
02:44:59 [DM (Aarya)] It's a second-level spell.
02:45:00 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, yeah, no, it just said three slots. It means I had three slots left. But yeah, she casts Hold Person on that guy.
02:45:07 [DM (Aarya)] The other one?
02:45:08 [Sildir (Tris)] A 15 saving throw. This one over here. It's the one she casts it on.
02:45:16 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, wow. That was a six, so that one is also paralyzed.
02:45:20 [Sildir (Tris)] Are your guys counting with their dice? It's been a one, two, three.
02:45:23 [DM (Aarya)] What do you mean? Oh, I see, I see.
02:45:26 [Sildir (Tris)] For these wisdom throws, they've literally rolled one, two, and three successively.
02:45:29 [DM (Aarya)] That's really funny, actually. Nice, that's good. Cool.
02:45:33 [Sildir (Tris)] All right, and that is going to be... I guess that's Iridyll's turn. Yeah, that's fine.
02:45:33 [Sildir (Tris)] Is there anything else Iridyll would do? Savannah?
02:45:44 [DM (Aarya)] Talk shit.
02:45:46 [Irredel (Sav)] Yeah, that. Otherwise, I'm good.
02:45:49 [Sildir (Tris)] Flex on the haters. Yeah, flex on the haters.
02:45:56 [Mercurio (Gui)] But Mithul was just going to give... Well, maybe... Well, they're both paralyzed anyways.
02:45:56 [Mercurio (Gui)] So I guess that's to our no advantage.
02:46:11 [DM (Aarya)] All right.
02:46:18 [Sildir (Tris)] Okay. Let's see. So Sildir...
02:46:18 [Sildir (Tris)] is going to... sidestep here. And then...
02:46:18 [Sildir (Tris)] he's going to... roll an attack. Give me one second, though.
02:46:56 [DM (Aarya)] I rolled the max.
02:47:01 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, okay, cool. So... roll an attack.
02:47:01 [Sildir (Tris)] It auto-crits. He's paralyzed. And then we'll do damage...
02:47:01 [Sildir (Tris)] for a critical hit. And... on top of that...
02:47:23 [DM (Aarya)] Weird.
02:47:25 [Sildir (Tris)] So that was... an 8 plus 4 plus 4. So that would be...
02:47:31 [Saturno (Steph)] 16.
02:47:32 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah. And then on top of that, there is also my... Hunter's Mark.
02:47:32 [Sildir (Tris)] Which adds a D6 onto that. So I'm just going to add two D6s.
02:47:47 [Saturno (Steph)] So we're at 24 damage.
02:47:50 [Sildir (Tris)] And then as... that blow lands... you just see a very concentrated look on Sildir's face.
02:47:50 [Sildir (Tris)] And... right as it touches... I'll say the blade bit down to the bone.
02:47:50 [Sildir (Tris)] Right as it hits the bone, you see the blade explode with light. And... there's a thunderous smite.
02:48:25 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. That's crit, right?
02:48:28 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah. And... we'll roll it.
02:48:28 [Sildir (Tris)] So it's two D6s. So do I do 46, basically? Yes.
02:48:28 [Sildir (Tris)] I'm just going to manually roll that because it's not giving me the option.
02:48:43 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. So that's a 13.
02:48:49 [Sildir (Tris)] So... we're at 24 plus 13. So we're at...
02:48:49 [Sildir (Tris)] 37 damage.
02:48:57 [DM (Aarya)] Nice. And...
02:48:59 [Sildir (Tris)] let me just make sure that I'm not missing out on anything good here.
02:49:04 [DM (Aarya)] 20, 20, 25. Nice.
02:49:13 [Sildir (Tris)] You can also push it away 10 feet if you want.
02:49:19 [DM (Aarya)] But it's paralyzed, so it's going to auto-fail it. Push it 10 feet? Like, away from where you're standing?
02:49:32 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah. The reason I stepped over here is because I wanted it to crash into the wall.
02:49:35 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. So it's going to crash into the wall. I guess that would be 1, 2.
02:49:35 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, right there.
02:49:44 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, right there is good.
02:49:47 [DM (Aarya)] Cool. Nice.
02:49:47 [Sildir (Tris)] And then... I will also auto-step forward. Alright, that's my turn.
02:49:56 [DM (Aarya)] Cool. Ember.
02:49:59 [Ember (Spurthi)] Alright. I'm going to go repeat what I did last time.
02:50:03 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. Go ahead and roll the psychic blade.
02:50:07 [Ember (Spurthi)] Okay.
02:50:18 [Sildir (Tris)] Don't stop.
02:50:21 [DM (Aarya)] You can roll the critical damage.
02:50:26 [Ember (Spurthi)] Okay.
02:50:28 [DM (Aarya)] I think it makes you do an attack roll first, but that's fine. It hits because it's paralyzed, but yeah, go ahead and roll critical damage.
02:50:40 [Ember (Spurthi)] 10. Cool. I mean...
02:50:40 [Ember (Spurthi)] Sneak attack?
02:50:47 [DM (Aarya)] Mm-hmm. Critical.
02:50:50 [Ember (Spurthi)] Alright.
02:50:56 [DM (Aarya)] Holy. 16 damage. Nice.
02:51:01 [Ember (Spurthi)] Does it die?
02:51:02 [DM (Aarya)] It's bloody.
02:51:04 [Ember (Spurthi)] Dang. So close. Okay.
02:51:11 [DM (Aarya)] And then you can do the other bonus action attack if you wish.
02:51:18 [Ember (Spurthi)] What is that? Oh, not another one?
02:51:20 [DM (Aarya)] The second psychic blade attack, yeah. The bonus attack.
02:51:31 [Ember (Spurthi)] Do I attack again?
02:51:35 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, but it'll be a d4 damage this time. Are you able to click where it says 1d4 in the description?
02:51:45 [Ember (Spurthi)] Yeah, I see it. So critical?
02:51:47 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah.
02:51:48 [Ember (Spurthi)] Okay.
02:51:50 [DM (Aarya)] Nice, 5 damage. Cool. Very nice.
02:51:50 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, is that your turn? Let's see.
02:52:07 [Ember (Spurthi)] I saw something I wanted to try.
02:52:12 [DM (Aarya)] What did you want to try?
02:52:18 [Ember (Spurthi)] I should do it next turn. It's okay.
02:52:20 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, sounds good.
02:52:21 [Ember (Spurthi)] I want to study it first. Alright. That's it.
02:52:24 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, go ahead and end your turn. Okay. Cool, so now it's this assassin's turn.
02:52:24 [DM (Aarya)] You see, once more, its wounds start to stitch back together a little bit. And it gained some health back. And it's still struggling against the hold person, and it's going to repeat its list of saves.
02:52:24 [DM (Aarya)] Does a 14 beat the save? Motherfucker. Okay, it was 14, right?
02:53:02 [Speaker 7] Nice, nice.
02:53:02 [DM (Aarya)] He just saved.
02:53:04 [Mercurio (Gui)] He just saved, yeah.
02:53:05 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, cool. Alright, next assassin's turn. Same sort of deal.
02:53:05 [DM (Aarya)] It's going to regain some health. And it will repeat its save. This one is a 15, right?
02:53:05 [DM (Aarya)] Because Ember... Not Ember, Iridel.
02:53:24 [Sildir (Tris)] Correct.
02:53:27 [DM (Aarya)] So that one fails. 9 saving throw does not beat it. Cool.
02:53:30 [Sildir (Tris)] No.
02:53:31 [DM (Aarya)] Alright.
02:53:38 [Saturno (Steph)] I don't have to recast this thing, right? I don't have to recast Booming Blade. No, you don't.
02:53:38 [Saturno (Steph)] Okay, so I'll just go ahead and try to hit with the Halberd with advantage, I believe.
02:53:53 [DM (Aarya)] Well, you can just auto-hit. Oh wait, it's not paralyzed anymore. That's right.
02:53:53 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, yeah. Go ahead and hit. Strike with advantage.
02:53:53 [DM (Aarya)] That is a 18. That hits. Roll damage.
02:53:53 [DM (Aarya)] Normal, right? Yeah. Max damage.
02:53:53 [DM (Aarya)] Damn, 14. Pretty good.
02:54:17 [Saturno (Steph)] And then I already used my bonus action, so I can't do it again, right?
02:54:20 [DM (Aarya)] What did you use your bonus action on?
02:54:23 [Saturno (Steph)] I used the heal to hit and do 1d4 of damage.
02:54:28 [DM (Aarya)] It's a new turn, so you can do that again. Okay.
02:54:32 [Saturno (Steph)] Or can I use my bonus action to summon Memphis and do an attack right now?
02:54:39 [DM (Aarya)] You can. I think you can summon them. I'm not sure if you can do an attack with them on the same bonus action.
02:54:45 [Mercurio (Gui)] I think you can. I think you can do it as part of the summon.
02:54:48 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. Alright, yeah, you can do that then.
02:54:51 [Mercurio (Gui)] But the attacks, it's like the resource that's limited.
02:54:55 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, right. You only have two of them until long rest.
02:54:59 [Mercurio (Gui)] I see. I think it's con mod, but yeah.
02:55:03 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, con mod. That's plus 2, right?
02:55:06 [Mercurio (Gui)] I don't know. I don't know. So who knows what con is?
02:55:09 [DM (Aarya)] It's plus 2.
02:55:10 [Saturno (Steph)] My con is... My con is...
02:55:16 [Speaker 7] You didn't do plus 3? Con?
02:55:21 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah, my con is... The mod is plus 2. Okay, so I'm going to summon Memphis, which is...
02:55:21 [Saturno (Steph)] I know how to do it, but I forgot.
02:55:34 [DM (Aarya)] Hold on. I think it's like this. No.
02:55:34 [DM (Aarya)] Hold on. It's companion manager at the top of your character sheet.
02:55:45 [Saturno (Steph)] Companion... Oh, yes, I see it. Can I do it?
02:55:45 [Saturno (Steph)] Are they here?
02:55:55 [DM (Aarya)] No.
02:55:56 [Saturno (Steph)] They're not summoned. Alright. Am I supposed to drag and drop?
02:55:59 [DM (Aarya)] No, you don't have to drag and drop. You just click and then place.
02:56:03 [Saturno (Steph)] Oh, okay. Uh-huh. And then I'm gonna...
02:56:03 [Saturno (Steph)] Hello.
02:56:11 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah. And I think you have to be within a certain range of them, otherwise they despawn. I think it's 15 feet.
02:56:18 [Saturno (Steph)] I think it is 15 or 30. I don't know why I'm thinking 30 for some reason. But I will check.
02:56:18 [Saturno (Steph)] Hold on. We got... Uh, here.
02:56:18 [Saturno (Steph)] Echo Knight. Hold on. Bingo.
02:56:36 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, wait. It's within 30 feet. So as long as it's within 30 feet, it's good.
02:56:36 [DM (Aarya)] But if you ever end your turn and it's more than 30 feet away from you, then it despawns.
02:56:43 [Saturno (Steph)] They just... Yeah. Okay, cool.
02:56:43 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah, and I am... Yeah, they're 15 feet away. Okay, so they're also gonna do this...
02:56:43 [Saturno (Steph)] Can... Would they do, like...
02:56:52 [DM (Aarya)] It's the same weapon attack.
02:56:54 [Saturno (Steph)] Same weapon attack. Okay, so... They're gonna hit this guy with the Halberd.
02:56:59 [DM (Aarya)] And it auto-hits because they're paralyzed? But yeah, go ahead.
02:57:02 [Saturno (Steph)] Yes.
02:57:02 [DM (Aarya)] Roll that attack damage. Critical damage.
02:57:06 [Saturno (Steph)] So I'm just gonna do damage, right?
02:57:08 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, critical.
02:57:10 [Saturno (Steph)] Okay, go ahead. Okay, um...
02:57:15 [DM (Aarya)] You almost maxed the crit. Holy shit. I know.
02:57:15 [DM (Aarya)] Um, but that was... 18? 18.
02:57:24 [Saturno (Steph)] Plus 4. Plus 4. Okay.
02:57:24 [Saturno (Steph)] Okay, and then that's my turn.
02:57:31 [DM (Aarya)] Let me end my turn. Where's that end turn button?
02:57:34 [Mercurio (Gui)] Is the other one bloodied yet?
02:57:37 [DM (Aarya)] Uh... No. Well, actually, no.
02:57:37 [DM (Aarya)] That just bloodied it.
02:57:41 [Mercurio (Gui)] That hit. Yeah. That hit and bloodied it.
02:57:41 [Mercurio (Gui)] Okay.
02:57:44 [DM (Aarya)] Over here. Yeah, enter. Sorry.
02:57:44 [DM (Aarya)] Hey, Mercurio.
02:57:58 [Mercurio (Gui)] Hmm... We really need to, uh... We really need to focus fire to...
02:57:58 [Mercurio (Gui)] Take care of these guys, because they keep regenerating. Um... I say, well...
02:57:58 [Mercurio (Gui)] Okay, if you don't want to float up there anymore, then why don't you... Get down on the ground. And I cast Command.
02:58:26 [DM (Aarya)] Damn. Okay, so that's gonna be... The Wisdom save, right?
02:58:26 [DM (Aarya)] Yep. Okay, so AC 14 Wisdom save, and that will be... It saves!
02:58:26 [DM (Aarya)] 18.
02:58:40 [Mercurio (Gui)] Motherfucker. Heh heh. Beguiling magic.
02:58:40 [Mercurio (Gui)] Heh heh heh. Um... And I will...
02:58:40 [Mercurio (Gui)] Attempt to Frighten.
02:58:51 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. That's good. So that's another Wisdom save?
02:58:56 [Mercurio (Gui)] Uh, yep. Same, same save.
02:59:04 [DM (Aarya)] 10. That fails, right? Yep.
02:59:04 [DM (Aarya)] So it is Frightened. And that means... It can't move towards you, it has disadvantage on attacks while you're within line of sight.
02:59:04 [DM (Aarya)] Um... Right?
02:59:15 [Mercurio (Gui)] Yep. Okay.
02:59:20 [DM (Aarya)] And it means he's whimpering like a little bitch.
02:59:22 [Saturno (Steph)] True. Does he move now because they're too close?
02:59:26 [DM (Aarya)] Well, they can't move yet. Well, do they have to move on their turn? Um...
02:59:26 [DM (Aarya)] Good question.
02:59:33 [Saturno (Steph)] Just saying, I have Booming Blade on him. Yeah.
02:59:36 [Mercurio (Gui)] Oh wait, that's not even what Beguiling magic is. That's, um... Which one am I thinking of?
02:59:36 [Mercurio (Gui)] Oh no, yeah, it is that one. Um... Let me see.
02:59:49 [Speaker 7] Frightened... Which one is it?
02:59:55 [Mercurio (Gui)] Frightened. A Frightened creature has disadvantage on ability checks and attack rolls while the source of its fear is within line of sight and the creature can't willingly move closer. So it doesn't have to run away.
02:59:55 [Mercurio (Gui)] I think that's like an attack on with certain other abilities to do Frightened.
03:00:10 [DM (Aarya)] I see. Okay, good to know. Boom.
03:00:17 [Mercurio (Gui)] Cool. And that's my turn.
03:00:24 [DM (Aarya)] Iridel's turn.
03:00:26 [Sildir (Tris)] Iridel looks over at the... At the... Assassin, I guess.
03:00:26 [Sildir (Tris)] That she is using Hold Person on. And with a very studied and measured look you can tell that the control afforded her here she's quite enjoying. And without much of a hesitation or flinch she will cast a Guiding Bolt at that same one.
03:01:06 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, and it hits automatically because it's Hold Personed. And you do Critical... Wait, no.
03:01:06 [DM (Aarya)] I think Paralyze is only for melee attacks. Am I right?
03:01:18 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, that's true. But it auto-hits, I assume.
03:01:24 [DM (Aarya)] Um...
03:01:27 [Mercurio (Gui)] You roll with advantage.
03:01:30 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, you roll with advantage. Okay, 25, that hits. And then you just roll regular damage.
03:01:44 [Mercurio (Gui)] Yeah. Does she not have, like, Inflict Wounds or something?
03:01:52 [Sildir (Tris)] Um... What would be good here, like... 14 damage.
03:01:52 [Sildir (Tris)] What kind of damage are you looking for?
03:01:57 [Mercurio (Gui)] Oh, no, I was just... If she had that spell.
03:02:01 [Sildir (Tris)] It's there, but it's not prepared yet. Oh.
03:02:03 [Mercurio (Gui)] That's all good. That's all good. Yeah, this works.
03:02:07 [Sildir (Tris)] Alright, 14 damage.
03:02:08 [DM (Aarya)] Pretty good.
03:02:09 [Sildir (Tris)] Okay, and that's gonna be her turn. Gonna work to maintain that concentration. Um...
03:02:16 [DM (Aarya)] It's Robbie the Raven's turn.
03:02:20 [Mercurio (Gui)] Robbie the Raven. Um... Let's see...
03:02:20 [Mercurio (Gui)] Does... Emperor have a source of advantage?
03:02:32 [DM (Aarya)] No.
03:02:34 [Mercurio (Gui)] Okay, then I... Um... Wait, Robbie's the old Raven's turn.
03:02:40 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, I know. That's last... Yeah, Robbie.
03:02:42 [Mercurio (Gui)] Good callback. Yeah, Robbie's gonna come over. The spirit of Robbie comes over and gives Emperor advantage.
03:02:50 [DM (Aarya)] Cool. Alright, seal the air golden field.
03:02:54 [Sildir (Tris)] Alright. Um... Just as the glow fades from his sword from his last strike, he raises again.
03:02:54 [Sildir (Tris)] And of course it hits.
03:03:08 [DM (Aarya)] It's critical.
03:03:10 [Sildir (Tris)] Um... And we're gonna do critical damage. Uh...
03:03:10 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, let's do that. Oh yeah.
03:03:22 [DM (Aarya)] So it's a 15 plus 4 plus 4. Okay, so how much damage?
03:03:27 [Sildir (Tris)] So, so far 15 plus 4 plus 4. I just wrote it down to keep track of it. And then...
03:03:27 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, on top of that though, I also still have my 2d6. So it's gonna be plus 7.
03:03:45 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, hold on. Um, how do you kill this? Let's ask him.
03:03:50 [Sildir (Tris)] Um... Well, as my sword sinks into it... Um...
03:03:50 [Sildir (Tris)] Uh, it's like well into his shoulder, let's say. And so there is going to say, You think you run this town? You think you can attack me?
03:03:50 [Sildir (Tris)] You think you can hurt Mercurio? Well, you're dead wrong. And then a divine smite goes off.
03:04:21 [DM (Aarya)] Oh my... Damn.
03:04:24 [Sildir (Tris)] And we're overkilling this guy. Okay. We're ripping another 48 now.
03:04:30 [DM (Aarya)] Just cause you can't baste.
03:04:33 [Sildir (Tris)] Sylvia's going for a PR. For real, I am actually. That was a good roll too.
03:04:33 [Sildir (Tris)] 27?
03:04:39 [Mercurio (Gui)] Holy shit.
03:04:41 [Sildir (Tris)] So that's like 30 plus...
03:04:43 [DM (Aarya)] 57 damage.
03:04:45 [Sildir (Tris)] 57?
03:04:48 [DM (Aarya)] Sheesh! We're just piled in there.
03:04:50 [Sildir (Tris)] Um, yeah. I think this guy does Shadow Realm.
03:04:52 [DM (Aarya)] Go ahead and take advantage for that.
03:04:55 [Sildir (Tris)] Alright, do you mean Inspiration, I hope?
03:04:57 [DM (Aarya)] Inspiration, yes. Yay! And then you hear in your head...
03:04:57 [DM (Aarya)] Well done, my champion.
03:05:06 [Sildir (Tris)] Can I have like a spiritual moment, I guess? Sure.
03:05:16 [DM (Aarya)] What are you trying to do?
03:05:18 [Sildir (Tris)] Was that Horde talking?
03:05:20 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah.
03:05:25 [Sildir (Tris)] Okay. I'll just leave it there, actually. That's fine.
03:05:28 [DM (Aarya)] Okay.
03:05:29 [Sildir (Tris)] I don't want to upset any gods.
03:05:35 [DM (Aarya)] Alright. Anything else? Have you successfully farmed your Aura?
03:05:40 [Sildir (Tris)] I attack him again and do nothing. Just kidding.
03:05:47 [DM (Aarya)] Like action surge.
03:05:50 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, Sildur is fully crashing out right now. He doesn't even know this guy is dead.
03:05:54 [DM (Aarya)] No, just kidding. We're good. Okay, Ember.
03:05:59 [Ember (Spurthi)] Can I use my Light Crashbow to reduce his speed?
03:06:03 [DM (Aarya)] Since you're right next to them, that would be with disadvantage. But you can use your bonus action to disengage and reposition if you want. Since you're a rogue.
03:06:12 [Ember (Spurthi)] Okay, I'll do that.
03:06:13 [DM (Aarya)] Just pop him open like a piƱata. Make sure you move first if you're going to reposition. You can use the arrow keys.
03:06:38 [Ember (Spurthi)] Can I move here?
03:06:39 [DM (Aarya)] You would want to move away from them if you're going to use a ranged attack.
03:06:44 [Ember (Spurthi)] Like that?
03:06:45 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah. And you can still move further. You have six squares of movement if you want to use all of them.
03:06:56 [Ember (Spurthi)] Okay, so I attack?
03:07:09 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, and you have advantage.
03:07:14 [Ember (Spurthi)] Wait, let me do it again.
03:07:19 [DM (Aarya)] Yep, that hits. 24 hits. And roll the damage.
03:07:19 [DM (Aarya)] Regular damage. So, six. And then you get to use Sneak Attack too.
03:07:42 [Ember (Spurthi)] It's normal, right? Not critical?
03:07:44 [DM (Aarya)] Yes, normal. Okay, eight. Nice.
03:07:44 [DM (Aarya)] Cool. Anything else? What happens to it?
03:07:44 [DM (Aarya)] It's looking pretty wounded, but it is still standing.
03:08:03 [Ember (Spurthi)] Okay. Can I move again and use my short sword?
03:08:09 [DM (Aarya)] You don't have any movement left, I think. And you already used your action to attack with the crossbow. Is there anything I can do right now?
03:08:09 [DM (Aarya)] No, I think that's all you got.
03:08:24 [Ember (Spurthi)] Okay, I'll end my turn then.
03:08:30 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. So this assassin, this remaining lone assassin, once more you see its wounds stitched back together a bit. And it's going to look to Mercurio, and it's going to hiss.
03:08:30 [DM (Aarya)] And it's going to go for a clot.
03:08:51 [Mercurio (Gui)] With disadvantage.
03:08:53 [DM (Aarya)] Right, disadvantage.
03:08:55 [Saturno (Steph)] Did it move at all?
03:08:59 [DM (Aarya)] Nine, that doesn't hit, I take it. And then it's going to go for another one. Oh my god, that disadvantage is doing work.
03:08:59 [DM (Aarya)] So that was a two on the roll, so that definitely doesn't hit. Yeah, doesn't really do much.
03:09:14 [Mercurio (Gui)] He raises his claws at me and I just fucking backhand slap his hands away.
03:09:21 [DM (Aarya)] Nice. And then Saturno's turn.
03:09:26 [Saturno (Steph)] Okay, I'm going to, once again, I'm just going to attack with my halberd.
03:09:36 [DM (Aarya)] Okay.
03:09:40 [Saturno (Steph)] Normal.
03:09:47 [DM (Aarya)] It unfortunately does not hit.
03:09:52 [Saturno (Steph)] Can I use, I can't use Memphis, that's it, I only have two.
03:09:55 [DM (Aarya)] You can use Memphis, Memphis can move still. And you have one more Memphis attack left.
03:10:01 [Saturno (Steph)] Okay, so Memphis is going to just tower over this guy. And then also try to attack with the halberd. Okay, with the halberd attack, because they don't have a halberd.
03:10:21 [DM (Aarya)] Do it on your own, Takashi. 25 hits. Roll damage.
03:10:21 [DM (Aarya)] Nine damage, nice. Cool. Still standing, but just so.
03:10:21 [DM (Aarya)] Mercurio.
03:10:48 [Ember (Spurthi)] Finish him off. Or try to.
03:10:57 [Mercurio (Gui)] Okay. I'm going to do, I'm going to BM. And I'm going to use Robbie to give myself advantage.
03:10:57 [Mercurio (Gui)] And then I'm going to hold my action and use it as a reaction. So that on Robbie's turn when he helps me and he's going to perch up on my shoulder. And just like, he's going to do like a laughing mimicry, like cry, like.
03:10:57 [Mercurio (Gui)] And I'm going to pull out a wine bottle. And I'm going to smash it over this guy's head as a dagger attack.
03:11:39 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, sure. Oh my god, just like BMing this guy's head.
03:11:45 [Sildir (Tris)] All right. How lit do you think he is, Guy? Should Iridel jump in on this and soften him up a little bit extra or what?
03:11:45 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, sure.
03:11:54 [Mercurio (Gui)] Yeah, I mean technically Iridel goes first, because I'm waiting for Robbie's turn.
03:11:59 [Sildir (Tris)] That's what I mean, yeah. Yeah. True.
03:11:59 [Sildir (Tris)] All right, I'll just do a little, we'll do a little trolling. We'll just toll the dead. Hopefully that's good enough.
03:11:59 [Sildir (Tris)] Okay. Wounded creature.
03:12:15 [DM (Aarya)] 15 saving throw. Oh, okay. That saves, 22.
03:12:15 [DM (Aarya)] All right. And then it's Robbie's turn.
03:12:31 [Sildir (Tris)] Which activates Guy's trap card.
03:12:34 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah.
03:12:34 [Mercurio (Gui)] You've activated my trap card. Okay. So, attack with advantage.
03:12:41 [DM (Aarya)] Roll that damage. Sling two hits.
03:12:52 [Sildir (Tris)] Can't see any of the rolls now. I think it was a four? I only saw it like land.
03:12:52 [Sildir (Tris)] It was either a three or a four. I can say that.
03:13:01 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, really? Oh. Three or four?
03:13:05 [Sildir (Tris)] Four plus two?
03:13:07 [DM (Aarya)] Six? Four plus two, six. Okay, cool.
03:13:07 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, you do six damage. And... It's still standing.
03:13:07 [DM (Aarya)] But just so. Okay. Sildur.
03:13:23 [Sildir (Tris)] All right. I'm going to play into this a little bit. Sildur is going to grab the corpse that he murdered.
03:13:23 [Sildir (Tris)] He's going to bring it over to this other one. Is it on the ground? The other assassin?
03:13:41 [DM (Aarya)] No, they're standing.
03:13:45 [Sildir (Tris)] All right, well, I'm going to throw this corpse at him.
03:13:49 [Speaker 7] Okay.
03:13:51 [Sildir (Tris)] And when I do, I'm going to say, What gives you the right? You think you can run this town?
03:13:59 [DM (Aarya)] I'm going to say you don't have proficiency with bodies, so just give me a raw strength check.
03:14:09 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah. I mean, does this have to be my attack?
03:14:14 [DM (Aarya)] That's definitely going to be an action. It's not just going to be a free action.
03:14:17 [Sildir (Tris)] Okay. All right, that's fine. That's fine.
03:14:17 [Sildir (Tris)] Understandable. I can't have it all.
03:14:25 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. Here you go. Yeah, so you heft up the body on your shoulder, and you kind of toss it, and it just lands at the other assassin's feet.
03:14:25 [DM (Aarya)] And they just kind of look up at you quizzically.
03:14:43 [Sildir (Tris)] Okay. I think my point stands.
03:14:46 [DM (Aarya)] Okay.
03:14:51 [Saturno (Steph)] Rethink, explain, buddy.
03:14:53 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. Is that your turn?
03:14:59 [Sildir (Tris)] Let me see. Yeah, sure, that'll be my turn.
03:15:07 [DM (Aarya)] She drops it anyway.
03:15:08 [Sildir (Tris)] Actually, let me see. Yeah, that's fine.
03:15:11 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, she started crumbling. Yeah, there we go. Okay.
03:15:19 [Ember (Spurthi)] Okay, so I'm going to move closer and use my short bow.
03:15:29 [Saturno (Steph)] Use the donkey right now.
03:15:33 [DM (Aarya)] Well, you don't want to move. If you're using a bow, you want to be at range, so you don't want to be close.
03:15:41 [Ember (Spurthi)] This way? You can just stay where you are, too. Okay, I'll do that.
03:15:55 [Sildir (Tris)] I swear to God, every once in a while, I hear the supercell noise in this audio.
03:16:00 [DM (Aarya)] Really?
03:16:02 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, maybe it's just my brain.
03:16:05 [Ember (Spurthi)] Did it roll?
03:16:07 [Sildir (Tris)] It did. You got cock brain.
03:16:09 [DM (Aarya)] I don't see. Oh my God, guys. True.
03:16:09 [DM (Aarya)] I saw the six on the die, but I didn't see it come up in the chat for some reason. I don't know why boundaries being so weird.
03:16:20 [Sildir (Tris)] You got to pay attention to your rolls these days.
03:16:22 [DM (Aarya)] But six, unfortunately, does not hit.
03:16:25 [Sildir (Tris)] Dang, we're really trolling this guy.
03:16:28 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, you are.
03:16:30 [Sildir (Tris)] It's like fucking taking our sweet time.
03:16:33 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah. Might bite you in the ass. Alright.
03:16:33 [DM (Aarya)] Alright, so now it's going to be the assassin's turn. Yeah, we can't die. It's going to regain a bit of health, because y'all dicked around so much.
03:16:33 [DM (Aarya)] And it's going to go for a claw attacks on Mercurio with disadvantage.
03:16:58 [Sildir (Tris)] Really? I just threw a dead body at this guy. He's not attacking me?
03:17:02 [DM (Aarya)] Crazy. Another disadvantage.
03:17:04 [Sildir (Tris)] That's your buddy on the floor.
03:17:05 [DM (Aarya)] I don't know. Where's the roll going? Okay, that was a 12.
03:17:05 [DM (Aarya)] This guy, he thinks he can do something to me. Saturno, it is your turn.
03:17:17 [Sildir (Tris)] 21. I knew it. I was thinking it too.
03:17:17 [Sildir (Tris)] Just because Geese said that.
03:17:25 [DM (Aarya)] If you can do something to me, I think it's on Geese.
03:17:29 [Saturno (Steph)] Let's do it. Normal, right?
03:17:32 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah.
03:17:32 [Sildir (Tris)] Do your thing, 21.
03:17:37 [DM (Aarya)] That hits. 16 hits.
03:17:39 [Sildir (Tris)] Thank god. We're done fucking around.
03:17:42 [DM (Aarya)] Are you? Let's see the damage. Let's find out.
03:17:46 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, Saturno, don't play.
03:17:49 [DM (Aarya)] 12 damage. Nice. Still standing.
03:17:55 [Saturno (Steph)] I can't use the heal this time, right? You can.
03:17:59 [DM (Aarya)] It's a bonus action. You can.
03:18:00 [Saturno (Steph)] Okay, I'll do it.
03:18:03 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, roll the attack. Actually, do you have to roll the attack? Or you just do the damage, right?
03:18:03 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. Yeah, how do you kill this? I whack.
03:18:12 [Saturno (Steph)] Okay, this one doesn't have a mask anymore, right?
03:18:17 [DM (Aarya)] That's correct.
03:18:23 [Saturno (Steph)] How do I kill it? I said at first I really wanted to see what was beneath the mask. You need to moisturize, and then I swing my halberd like a bat, and I just slice it in half.
03:18:39 [DM (Aarya)] I give it a haircut. Can we check their bodies? Yeah, so I'm going to end the combat here.
03:18:39 [DM (Aarya)] Good job, everyone. Y'all, I kind of thought that would be a challenging encounter, but you guys kind of BMed it. But, you know, that's cool.
03:19:06 [Sildir (Tris)] Whole person OP.
03:19:07 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah. All right, good job. You successfully dispatched these two assassins that ambushed you in the streets.
03:19:07 [DM (Aarya)] And yes, you can check their bodies. So rummaging around, trying to check their pockets, you notice they don't really have much. They both each carry pretty simple looking daggers on them.
03:19:07 [DM (Aarya)] And they only have the dark robes that they're wearing with the wolf ears on the hoods and the wolf skull masks that they were both each wearing. Mercurio, you notice that these cloaks that they're wearing, the fabric matches the rags that you guys recovered previously when you were investigating.
03:19:57 [Saturno (Steph)] Maybe we should steal these outfits.
03:20:00 [Mercurio (Gui)] Yeah.
03:20:00 [Saturno (Steph)] And the masks included, too. Okay.
03:20:06 [Mercurio (Gui)] Might come up.
03:20:08 [Saturno (Steph)] Oh, I didn't get any blood on the cloak.
03:20:13 [Mercurio (Gui)] Oh, we can clean them up. I mean, it seems like their robes are pretty tattered anyways.
03:20:19 [Saturno (Steph)] That's true.
03:20:20 [Sildir (Tris)] I think my guy is still fucking sizzling a little bit from the two divine smites he took. Yeah, we might have to take that one to the tailor.
03:20:28 [DM (Aarya)] Oh my god, yeah, so that one is definitely just like that. Those rags are scorched. Yeah, for sure.
03:20:28 [DM (Aarya)] But the other one is still kind of torn a bit, but still mostly in one piece.
03:20:38 [Sildir (Tris)] We're gonna take that mask, though.
03:20:40 [DM (Aarya)] The mask, since you pulled off the mask pretty early on, you have an intact mask. But the other one is probably cracked.
03:20:47 [Sildir (Tris)] Oh, you think the other one's cracked?
03:20:48 [DM (Aarya)] I mean, considering all the shit you put that one through.
03:20:53 [Sildir (Tris)] Hey, maybe they're well-constructed masks. I don't know.
03:20:56 [Mercurio (Gui)] Oh, we got one disguise.
03:20:59 [Sildir (Tris)] That's good. My character would never. My character would have gotten it in the first place.
03:21:05 [DM (Aarya)] So, you have one intact mask and one kind of torn up cloak. But you feel like you could, with some sewing supplies or something, you could patch it up. Or maybe if somebody has a mending, you could patch it up.
03:21:05 [DM (Aarya)] Or we could just play it off.
03:21:21 [Mercurio (Gui)] Or you could just play it off. We are assassins.
03:21:23 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah. Also an option. All right.
03:21:23 [DM (Aarya)] I don't think assassins are an item.
03:21:29 [Mercurio (Gui)] But there's nothing else.
03:21:31 [DM (Aarya)] No.
03:21:32 [Mercurio (Gui)] No letter from the Burgomaster signing to go kill Mercurio. He's too hot. No.
03:21:44 [DM (Aarya)] I find no such letter.
03:21:51 [Saturno (Steph)] That's suspicious.
03:21:53 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, what kind of... No, I'm more confused than ever. There's no letter for Mercurio being hot.
03:22:00 [DM (Aarya)] And since you've apparently stripped their clothes off of them, you just see two... I guess they're next to each other now because you threw them. But you just see a pile of two pale skin-to-the-bones corpses.
03:22:00 [DM (Aarya)] Can we look in their mouths? Do they have fangs?
03:22:19 [Sildir (Tris)] How old do they look?
03:22:20 [DM (Aarya)] You want to inspect their mouths? Okay. So you open up their mouths to inspect their teeth, and they do indeed have fangs.
03:22:20 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, can I rip them out? You want to rip out their fangs?
03:22:35 [Saturno (Steph)] Yeah.
03:22:37 [DM (Aarya)] Should I make you roll for that? Yeah, give me strength. Okay.
03:22:51 [Saturno (Steph)] Please be good.
03:22:55 [DM (Aarya)] With a 12, I'll say you managed to rip out a couple fangs, so they are kind of chipped a little bit.
03:23:04 [Sildir (Tris)] Oh, so they're trying to get their fangs out? Let me try.
03:23:15 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, so with a 9, you rip them out, but they're just kind of in pieces, so you get some broken pieces of fangs. And Ember, with a 5 strength check, you are not able to pull out their fangs.
03:23:30 [Saturno (Steph)] Was I able to at least get something a little bit intact?
03:23:36 [DM (Aarya)] Just like kind of chipped, but yeah, you have a mostly intact fang.
03:23:40 [Saturno (Steph)] Okay. So I get up, I get my stuff, I kick one in the head, and then I'm done. I put it in my pocket.
03:23:47 [Sildir (Tris)] Do they look old? Or young? Or neither?
03:23:52 [Saturno (Steph)] They said they look like old... Oh, okay, sorry, no, roll.
03:23:56 [DM (Aarya)] Roll me investigation.
03:23:59 [Sildir (Tris)] I mean, what could I see with my eyes here, outside of investigation?
03:24:04 [Saturno (Steph)] I think Arya mentioned that they look like they have old skin, but just stretched.
03:24:12 [Sildir (Tris)] I rolled a 7.
03:24:13 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, imagine someone who is like... How do I say? Like they're so scrawny that their skin is stuck to their bones.
03:24:13 [DM (Aarya)] They're like malnourished, basically.
03:24:26 [Saturno (Steph)] Like the Jenners.
03:24:30 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, so those investigations check. Yeah, you can tell that these bodies do seem to be pretty old, weirdly enough.
03:24:38 [Sildir (Tris)] Like how old are we talking?
03:24:43 [DM (Aarya)] Old enough that... Well, I guess Ember...
03:24:47 [Sildir (Tris)] Do they have any liver spots anywhere?
03:24:48 [DM (Aarya)] With a 23-inch spec investigation, you can tell that their skin and the sunken skin on their faces and all that. It seems old enough that you're surprised that these people were walking around and moving about as they were.
03:25:07 [Saturno (Steph)] I would like to cut an arm off. What? Or a hand.
03:25:07 [Saturno (Steph)] A hand. I just want... Because, because...
03:25:07 [Saturno (Steph)] What time is... Okay, okay, I will explain myself.
03:25:22 [Sildir (Tris)] Let's get them back to the Coffin Maker's house. How about that? I don't think we should be selling off people's arms in public.
03:25:27 [Saturno (Steph)] No, no, no, wait. Okay, okay. We'll do that.
03:25:27 [Saturno (Steph)] I just want... And we don't have to cut anything off. I was just thinking we discard the bodies and stuff, but we keep a piece or something to see what happens when it really reacts to daylight.
03:25:27 [Saturno (Steph)] So we can confirm that they really are vampires.
03:25:44 [Mercurio (Gui)] There's no daylight.
03:25:46 [Saturno (Steph)] Oh, that's true. Okay, well, let's take...
03:25:50 [Sildir (Tris)] Do they just have, like, two fangs, or was it, like, many fangs?
03:25:53 [Mercurio (Gui)] I don't think we think they're vampires. I think we think they're werewolves.
03:25:58 [Sildir (Tris)] That's why I'm asking the fangs question to you.
03:26:01 [DM (Aarya)] They are, like, elongated incisors, basically, so you got two fangs each.
03:26:06 [Sildir (Tris)] Oh, two fangs each. Interesting.
03:26:07 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. All right, well, let's...
03:26:11 [Sildir (Tris)] Let's go to the Coffin Maker's.
03:26:13 [DM (Aarya)] You're taking the bodies back to the Coffin Maker's?
03:26:16 [Sildir (Tris)] I mean, unless someone wants to talk me out of it.
03:26:22 [Saturno (Steph)] Well, what else would we do with them?
03:26:25 [Mercurio (Gui)] I think it would be pretty funny to show up there with the bodies and be like, we took care of them.
03:26:30 [Sildir (Tris)] We got it started.
03:26:31 [DM (Aarya)] Oh my gosh.
03:26:33 [Saturno (Steph)] Well, we could show them the fangs, too. That's why I kind of took them.
03:26:37 [Sildir (Tris)] Unless we're gonna, like, endanger him on accident. Yeah, maybe not. All right, well, let's go somewhere discreet, and we can have Iridel do the old secret themes.
03:26:37 [Sildir (Tris)] If Iridel would be okay with that.
03:26:55 [Mercurio (Gui)] Or maybe we should use this as a...
03:26:59 [Ember (Spurthi)] Stopping point?
03:27:02 [Mercurio (Gui)] Oh, stopping point? We could do that, too. But I was gonna say...
03:27:02 [Mercurio (Gui)] Like, talk to the Burgomaster.
03:27:16 [Ember (Spurthi)] We could do that.
03:27:17 [Mercurio (Gui)] We could just be like, oh, look, we apprehended these criminals in your city. All will be well, you know? Oh my gosh.
03:27:25 [Saturno (Steph)] What if they work with them?
03:27:26 [Sildir (Tris)] That's what I think as well, yeah. Mercurioid.
03:27:29 [Saturno (Steph)] Oh, I was thinking maybe we should...
03:27:31 [Sildir (Tris)] I'm concerned that the Baron works with them. Yes.
03:27:33 [Mercurio (Gui)] Oh, so you subscribe to my theory. He wants me dead, because he can't have a better-looking noble running around his town.
03:27:43 [Saturno (Steph)] What if we just report what we found? Oh, we found these bodies laying around. We wanted to give you an update.
03:27:43 [Saturno (Steph)] We were walking through town.
03:27:53 [Mercurio (Gui)] But if he did send them, it still wouldn't be great. And honestly, you're probably right, Sildir. He probably did send them.
03:27:53 [Mercurio (Gui)] I'm sure the people of this town, they yearn for such a beautiful king like me.
03:28:09 [Sildir (Tris)] That, or he enjoys this influence that he has working with them, you know? Like, maybe he's in on this whole thing.
03:28:18 [Mercurio (Gui)] Maybe he's a part of the court. It makes more sense, but it could be that.
03:28:21 [Sildir (Tris)] I like Saturno's idea of just saying we found them there. But if he isn't on it, then he'll know that these were sent to kill us. Or very well, it could be you, Mercurio.
03:28:21 [Sildir (Tris)] Much to consider.
03:28:36 [Mercurio (Gui)] They did strike me first.
03:28:39 [Sildir (Tris)] That's true. And you are devilishly handsome. I won't take that away from you.
03:28:39 [Sildir (Tris)] Oh, thank you.
03:28:47 [Saturno (Steph)] I do think we should act quick regardless and stay here. Because I'm sure they knew we were going to be here, which is why they swatted us. And who knows?
03:28:47 [Saturno (Steph)] We might pass by to see if the job was done or not.
03:29:00 [DM (Aarya)] Uh...
03:29:04 [Mercurio (Gui)] Also, what time of the day is it?
03:29:06 [DM (Aarya)] By now, it's getting to be around noon-ish. Okay. I'll say it's a little bit past noon.
03:29:16 [Mercurio (Gui)] We've been out and about for a bit. I wonder from where they trailed us from.
03:29:30 [Sildir (Tris)] Where are we? Are we in an alley right now?
03:29:32 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah. You're basically pretty down the road from where the Coffinmaker shop is. Far enough that, like...
03:29:41 [Sildir (Tris)] Is anyone around? Can they see us? No, you don't see anyone around on the streets.
03:29:41 [Sildir (Tris)] Alright. I say, well, there's no more time. We cannot make this decision last any longer.
03:29:41 [Sildir (Tris)] I take my sword, I lop off a hand, I toss it to Saturno. And then I take the two bodies. Iridel, come with me.
03:29:41 [Sildir (Tris)] We go to this corner, and we use the old Iridel incineration machine. Sacred Flame on repeat until it's over.
03:30:07 [DM (Aarya)] Oh my gosh, that's gonna take a while.
03:30:10 [Sildir (Tris)] Just until they're unrecognizable then, let's say.
03:30:12 [DM (Aarya)] Okay, so you're just like charring the corpses.
03:30:14 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, exactly.
03:30:15 [DM (Aarya)] Okay.
03:30:17 [Sildir (Tris)] Yes, we used to do this with old papers that shouldn't have been there.
03:30:20 [Irredel (Sav)] And it's absolutely untrue. This has never been used to destroy records.
03:30:25 [Sildir (Tris)] Oh, that's right. That is what I was supposed to say. Because it's true.
03:30:25 [Sildir (Tris)] Thanks, Iridel.
03:30:33 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, so I'll say you spend about, I don't know, like 10 minutes or so just charring the corpses beyond recognition. And you just dump them on the side of the street.
03:30:43 [Sildir (Tris)] About as ceremonious as they deserve.
03:30:45 [DM (Aarya)] Oh, a voice in my head.
03:30:49 [Irredel (Sav)] Oh, I have a Gentle Repose spell, I guess. If I have any spell slots left. Which prevents anyone from using Speak With Dead, yeah.
03:31:01 [Sildir (Tris)] Okay, you do have spell slots left, so let's just say that happens. I don't want to really look through this too well. Okay.
03:31:01 [Sildir (Tris)] Can you do it without it being prepared?
03:31:11 [Irredel (Sav)] No, you can't. Oh, shit. Yeah, no, I didn't.
03:31:14 [Sildir (Tris)] Yeah, it's not prepared. I mean, you didn't really take the opportunity to prepare or unprepare your spells. So, you have Zone of Truth.
03:31:14 [Sildir (Tris)] Maybe I could unprepare that. Or would you want to keep that there?
03:31:26 [Irredel (Sav)] Oh, yeah, I didn't do that.
03:31:29 [Sildir (Tris)] Oh, wait, no, that is a permanently prepared spell. You have, like, Prayer of Healing. Spiritual Weapon.
03:31:39 [Irredel (Sav)] I cannot contemplate what I would have done three hours ago.
03:31:41 [Sildir (Tris)] Alright, let's just not worry about it.
03:31:43 [Irredel (Sav)] Yeah. Yeah.
03:31:45 [Mercurio (Gui)] Yep.
03:31:52 [Sildir (Tris)] A whale? Um... And, yeah, Saturnal, you do have the Lopped Off Hand.
03:32:00 [Saturno (Steph)] But they... The sun doesn't come out here, right?
03:32:03 [DM (Aarya)] The sun is out, but it's, like, weakened sunlight, so it doesn't affect... You haven't seen it affect any, like, undead creatures or vampires.
03:32:11 [Saturno (Steph)] Okay, and then I just throw it in the pit of fire. While it's happening, yeah.
03:32:16 [DM (Aarya)] Okay. Alright, so you dispose of the corpses. You've recovered a couple of fangs.
03:32:16 [DM (Aarya)] You're kind of wondering who might have sent these assassins after you. But, yeah.
03:32:33 [Sildir (Tris)] Call it there.
03:32:34 [DM (Aarya)] Sounds good. Pretty good stopping point. Good session, everyone.
03:32:40 [Sildir (Tris)] Party's going dark right now.
03:32:42 [DM (Aarya)] Yeah, good job, guys. That was a good session.