Session 25 - Transcript
00:00 [DM] All right, and we're live with Phantom Change Session 25. Kristen, if you would like to recap, please go ahead.
00:09 [Irredel] What if I would?
00:10 [Sildir] I wouldn't like to recap.
00:12 [DM] Oh, then we'd roll with that.
00:16 [Sildir] I feel like it's too late to stop, you know?
00:19 [DM] Yeah.
00:23 [Sildir] It's session 25 this time, right?
00:25 [DM] Yep.
00:26 [Sildir] Alright. So, at the beginning of session 24, we were still hidden in the cave underneath the winery, plotting on how we'll enter the cellar. We decided to at least attempt a stealthy approach. We did pretty well. We went and moved upstairs. We saw a woman kind of on a lower floor, kind of a, you know, little, what do you call it, indoor courtyard? Is there a word for that? It's like a courtyard,
01:01 [DM] I'm not sure.
01:02 [Sildir] but indoors, you know, an atrium, sure.
01:04 [Saturno] I don't know.
01:07 [Sildir] um and uh. there we see a woman torturing, uh, several ravens, and notably where many of these druids would have staffs or staves, if you will, she has a wand. um, there's also twig blights everywhere. um, ember does a pretty good job of sussing out everything in the area, and then mercurio also makes a little spider out of pepito,
01:39 [DM] Thank you.
01:37 [Sildir] who is suddenly a lot more Pepito-sized and goes and looks around for us. We decide to go for A room that has a big dying tree growing through it. It may or may not actually be dying, Just a quick way of describing a tree that looks super fucked up. Like if a tree could have a zombie form, it would kind of look like that And clearly the druids have something to do with it. I mean, I'll just say we did a really good job planning our actions here and like actually executing and going in and everything kind of worked according to plan. It's pretty nice.
02:35 [DM] No problem.
02:34 [Sildir] So we have like a planned action. I actually noted them down. Saturno was the breach. Iredel was going to cast silence. Mercurio did a hold person. Slytherin will Misty Step and steal the staff. And Ember takes a shot with the crossbow. I'm pretty sure it plays out almost exactly that way. We beat the crap out of this thing and eventually it's starting to pass away. And it tells us this victory means nothing. Winter Splinter comes. so we uh you know we let him die basically and uh the staff that we take or took from him we examine it we learned that it's a gulthea stuff uh made from the branch of the gulthea's tree and it had the ability to control all the vine blades so mercurio breaks it over his knee um And when that happens, we hear a loud and human scream, and many vine blights and twig blights die within our visibility. The big tree in the room also shrivels and falls apart. We move on to the room with the ravens, where we begin setting them free and encounter the druid woman with the wand. She gives us... some silly willy story, but i think ultimately we determine, uh, that the druids of the woods or the wood people, or whatever the old folk call themselves,
04:38 [DM] All right, folks.
04:39 [Sildir] thank you the forest folk. um, whether they really believed it or not, they bought what the, uh, the swamp witch was selling, which is that you know the mardukovs are, um, you know, are, are worthy of being driven out of their home, and really it belongs to the, uh, the forest folk in the first place, and that the mardukovs work with strad and la, la, la la. I think even this druid here kind of knows that at least some of that is nonsense. Yeah, Sildur, Well, once we're done talking, Sildur kills this druid, And then there is a ring that that looks similar to the amber of the amber flute that Mercurial holds onto, And there's some stuff about the ring that Sildur only knows, so I won't recap it here. People probably forgot, or maybe they didn't, Who knows. There is like some kind of internal monologue that was shared, just about Sildur feeling unsupported despite upholding his oaths very well, So that's a thing, I guess.
06:26 [DM] Thank you.
06:26 [Sildir] And we do take care to make sure that the ravens are freed, freed in a gentle and kind way. you know, that they're able to leave the building. Iridel also mentions the idea of were-ravens, suggesting that possibly the Friends of the Feather could be were-ravens.
06:52 [DM] I'll point out that the name of the organization is Keepers of the Feather, and Friends of the Feather is a term that Irwin used to designate you all as allies.
07:02 [Sildir] Yeah, good point. Thanks for keeping me honest there. With a good animal handling role, Iridil is also able to tell that one of the ravens that was flying around is certainly smarter than a normal raven. We clear the rest of the winery to make sure it's safe, and we... Also take a quick peek outside to see if the Strix are still a problem. We determined they are probably not there anymore. And that brings us to where we are now.
07:42 [DM] Oh, thanks for the recap, Tris.
07:45 [Sildir] Yep.
07:48 [DM] So without further ado,
07:48 [Sildir] Try to speed that one up.
07:50 [DM] I'll go ahead and dive right into the scene again. I'm going to try to keep this session relatively mapless, but we'll see. OK, so you find yourselves in the aftermath of having cleared out the winery of the Druids that had had been occupying. At this point, it's getting late into the evening. The sun has set not too long ago, and you are stumbling out of the front door, just examining the area around. Hopefully, you're expecting to meet up with the Mardukovs relatively soonish. But for the moment, how is everyone faring after the perils that you just faced within uh this winery*...
08:49 [Sildir] I am a little beat up. I definitely participated in the fight and it shows, but I could keep going. I could do this all day.
08:58 [DM] yeah yeah sailor definitely took a reading and on that topic Iridel, you bore witness to at least a couple of your teammates risking their bodies in your stead to protect you. How does that have you feeling in this moment?
09:20 [Irredel] deeply unhappy I am very capable and feel that everyone has already been at risk enough because of me and it would just be better if everyone would protect themselves it also feels like ultimately it will lessen my responsibility in the end just because I do feel an obligation to keep everyone healed and healthy*...
09:46 [DM] All right. So as you guys are collecting your thoughts, reflecting on the battle that has just passed, you see a couple of figures cresting the hills not too far from you. And they seem to be, one of them at least looks like the familiar figure of Davian in his green cloak that you saw before. And he is accompanied by two others. You assume them to be other Mardukovs in the family. Yeah, what do you do?
10:30 [Saturno] Okay.
10:30 [Sildir] How many other Mardukovs do we see?
10:30 [Irredel] So how many other markups do we see proposed?
10:32 [Sildir] Apologies.
10:33 [DM] You see three coming towards you.
10:35 [Irredel] But none of them are the...
10:35 [Sildir] But none of them are the Elder Mardukov.
10:36 [Irredel] Oh,
10:38 [DM] Davian is there, yeah.
10:39 [Sildir] Oh, Davian is there.
10:40 [Irredel] Davian is there.
10:40 [Sildir] Okay.
10:40 [Irredel] Okay. Davian,
10:42 [Sildir] Davian, our job is complete.
10:42 [Irredel] our job is to believe. Place is clear.
10:45 [Sildir] Place is cleared.
10:47 [DM] Yes, I can see that. You see him scan around the grounds of the winery. Notably, he's taking particular care to look cautiously around the tree lines and up in the skies. You seem to have driven them out quite thoroughly. Did you perhaps catch where they went?
11:15 [Irredel] Well,
11:15 [Sildir] Well, all this was like.
11:16 [Mercurio] Thank you.
11:16 [Irredel] all the druid blights are gone. We took out the leader of the druids and whatever staff he had been using to control them. So they are all done for.
11:28 [DM] I see. Well, I should check if, well, and he turns to one of the Mardukovs standing next to him. And he says to him, Adrian, go check if it's still there. And you see the younger man duck into the winery. Seemingly looking to check for something that Davion is concerned over. Alright, well, now that this threat has been dealt with,
11:54 [Mercurio] Thank you.
11:54 [DM] I think we can have a more frank conversation. Did you learn anything from the Druids? Anything to suggest? Some plans that they had?
12:10 [Sildir] Well,
12:10 [Irredel] Well, he seems to, uh,
12:10 [Sildir] they seem to not like you very much.
12:15 [Irredel] not like you very much. It's hard to see why,
12:17 [Sildir] It's hard to see why, but it seems to be drummed up mostly by a swamp witch.
12:18 [Irredel] but it seems to be drummed up mostly by the Swamp Witch.
12:23 [Sildir] She seems to be behind this.
12:23 [Irredel] She seems to be behind this. They think this land is theirs for some reason?
12:29 [DM] Yes, well, the Forest Hook have never been particularly kind neighbors to us. They've always wanted this land and this area for themselves. They did not take kindly for us setting up shop here.
12:45 [Saturno] When did you set up shop here?
12:49 [DM] It was a few generations ago my grandfather established this winery here. It's, well, all right. This winery, as you may already know, produces the wines that are supplied to the whole of the valley. And we produce three vintages. They are the Purple Grape Mash No. 3, the Red Dragon Crush, and the, well, the higher end of our vintages, the Champagne de l'Estampes. And each of them has a particular, well,
13:46 [Sildir] Thank you.
13:37 [DM] the grapes that we use to make this wine is grown with the magic of three gemstones that were gifted to us Mardukovs years and years ago. It seems that The Swamp Witch and now the Druids are after these gemstones, and I suspect that is the true reason that they have attacked us. For what end they seek to use these, I cannot say. But, well. And you see at this point, Adrian will come out of the winery, and he looks over to Davion and shakes his head. And now it seems that the last of the gemstones has been taken. Did they mention anything about a stone or a treasure or anything of the like?
14:40 [Saturno] or a treasure, I don't,
14:44 [Mercurio] Not that I'm remembering.
14:45 [Saturno] I don't,
14:46 [Sildir] Thanks.
14:46 [Saturno] I don't recall. no, they just weren't too happy to see us. really*.
14:54 [Mercurio] They did mention one concerning thing.
14:54 [DM] I Oh.
15:02 [Mercurio] Even though we defeated them, they were kind of gloating that this loss doesn't matter because Winter Splinter is coming. Do you have any idea what that means?
15:13 [DM] Winter Splinter. I can't say that I'm familiar with this name, although Winter Splinter is coming. That's what they said.
15:28 [Mercurio] That's right.
15:29 [Irredel] Several times.
15:29 [Sildir] Double time.
15:32 [Saturno] Like, too many times.
15:34 [DM] I'm not sure what this could mean, but perhaps it's related to why they took our gemstones.
15:44 [Saturno] What purposes do your gemstones provide?
15:50 [DM] Well, we used them to grow the grapes for our wines, and without them, well, our wine production will be severely lagging.
16:03 [Saturno] So it helps it grow.
16:03 [Mercurio] But you need gems to grow wine?
16:08 [DM] Yes, well, the farmlands of Barovia are notoriously difficult, and in order to produce the vintages of wines that we offer, we needed the blessing of these gemstones. Without them, well, it's still possible, but much, much more difficult.
16:29 [Saturno] I wouldn't be surprised if there I don't know,
16:33 [Mercurio] me.
16:32 [Saturno] have an experiment going on and need something to power it or make it grow.
16:37 [DM] Yes, yes, well...
16:41 [Sildir] They're using it to whatever.
16:41 [Irredel] Or they're using it to grow their winter winter or whatever.
16:47 [DM] As you say that, Adrian will walk over to Davian, and he'll whisper something in his ear, and they'll converse for a moment in hushed tones, and then Davian will once again turn to you all. It seems... Adrian has just informed me that we received some intel from our scouts. The druids are gathering for some sort of ritual at Yesterhill. And, well, we suspect that the gemstone that they just stole from us now may be involved.
17:26 [Irredel] Thank you.
17:29 [Mercurio] Hmm.
17:31 [DM] Ideally, we would be able to recover all three of the gemstones to restore the winery's production to its former peak. The first of these gemstones was taken ten years ago, and it was under Irvin's watch. And, well, he claims that it was stolen by a raven, which is nonsense.
18:01 [Sildir] Absolutely.
17:59 [DM] All of the ravens in the valley are... are friends to us or known to us. It doesn't make sense that one of our own would steal and abscond with a gemstone, but he was adamant on it and, well, I threw him out. The second of the gemstones was taken a mere five days ago when the druids and the witches' forces took the winery by force. And that gemstone, we know, lies with the swamp witch herself. And now it seems that the third gemstone has been taken from us as well, probably being used for this ritual. I fear that I must ask a great favor of you once more.
19:01 [Sildir] Well,
19:01 [Irredel] as well.
19:02 [Sildir] I'm assuming it's to recover this third gemstone.
19:07 [DM] Yes, yes. I suspect that the swamp witch may prove too great a threat for either of us at the moment, so recovering the gemstone for her may not be an option, but considering how you were able to send these druids here packing, you may be able to recover the gemstone at Yesterhill. I don't expect it'll be an easy fight, but I ask that you take this task for the good of the Barovian people.
19:36 [Sildir] Would that be the second gemstone, then, you're referring to?
19:40 [DM] The ones that the Druids have taken is the third.
19:45 [Sildir] Hmm. And they're at Yesterhill.
19:47 [DM] Yes.
19:48 [Mercurio] Thank you.
19:45 [Irredel] And there it is. Or drew and shapeshift.
19:54 [Sildir] They seem to be under the Swamp Witch's control. Are you sure they wouldn't both be there together? Two gemstones in one spot?
20:00 [DM] They may have... Yeah,
20:04 [Irredel] Who knows,
20:04 [DM] so they...
20:04 [Irredel] maybe the ravens in this valley are friendly and you had a druid 10 years ago shift into a raven and steal the stone.
20:17 [DM] That would be most concerning. It's difficult to say.
20:20 [Irredel] People are not always what they seem.
20:24 [DM] It's clear to me that there are still many pieces of this puzzle that I am not yet aware of. But what I do know is that the third gemstone is with the druids now at Yesterhill. And for the moment,
20:41 [Sildir] I think that's a good thing.
20:41 [Irredel] I think what you should assume is that it's possible for all three to be at Yesterhill.
20:39 [DM] this is the one gemstone All three to be at Yesterhill. Hmm. Well, if that should be the case, then you may have a great task before you indeed. I know I...
21:05 [Mercurio] what would happen if they had all three gems?
21:09 [DM] I cannot say. These... These gemstones bear great magical properties and we use their blessings to to grow the grapes here at the winery. But if all three were used for some kind of ritual, whatever this winter splinter is, then I can't say. I fear it would be a very dangerous ritual.
21:44 [Sildir] Why did you say that you jumped so close to the original?
21:44 [Irredel] Where again did you say these gemstones came from originally? What type of magic are they based on?
21:46 [Sildir] What type of math would they have made fun of?
21:51 [DM] I cannot say that I'm an expert on this kind of magical knowledge, but I know that the gemstones were blessed many, many years ago, much before my time, and given to my grandfather when he established the winery.
22:08 [Irredel] But blessed by who?
22:08 [Sildir] But plus by who?
22:11 [Irredel] Surely your grandfather must have spoke who would give you such a generous gift.
22:11 [Sildir] Surely your grandfather must have spoke in such a generous gift.
22:18 [DM] He called her the Seeker. But I don't know much of folklore, I'm afraid.
22:30 [Sildir] Is this a folk character?
22:35 [DM] Sorry?
22:38 [Irredel] You'll go.
22:37 [Sildir] Do you mean to imply that the seeker is supernatural?
22:43 [DM] Well, there are tales of ancient deities that inhabited the valley before the time of Strahd. And the seeker was one of them.
23:07 [Sildir] One of the old gods.
23:11 [DM] I suppose, in some fashion.
23:20 [Irredel] Why didn't you hear your grandpa?
23:20 [Sildir] Why did your grandfather get the gems and why use them on wine? Sorry,
23:24 [Irredel] Sorry, I didn't know. Is this part of your hair?
23:24 [Sildir] I know it's just part of your heritage at this point,
23:28 [Irredel] It's like pretty important. I don't know. I'm sleeping.
23:28 [Sildir] but it seems like pretty important power to be just leaving around on a farm.
23:37 [DM] Yes, well, the wines that the winery produced have become a source of comfort and hope. Well, maybe not hope, but a source of comfort for Barovians all over the village, all over the valley, rather. And it's thanks to the blessing of the gems that this was possible. Mm-hmm. Yes.
24:00 [Sildir] so out of character real quick uh Davian has a like a a thing with Erwin and one of his other sons right what's the thing with the other son*...
24:00 [Irredel] so uh avian has like a i think carla and one of the others what's the thing the other side*...
24:15 [DM] The other son, that's Elric. This happened about three-ish months ago. Three months ago, about when Doru and a group of others marched on Castle Ravenloft to overthrow Strahd. And Strahd awoke from his slumber and slaughtered them all, basically. And Elric was among that group. Davian thinks that Elric was foolish to go try and fight Strahd, and when he suggested the idea, he told him he was a fool and to never come back, basically.
24:52 [Sildir] okay, gotcha say davian. uh,
25:03 [Irredel] How are you doing?
25:03 [Sildir] how are you in irwin these days*.
25:07 [DM] Hmm. We keep in touch only to maintain our shipments and to exchange intel in our network.
25:22 [Mercurio] Well,
25:22 [DM] Why do you ask?
25:22 [Mercurio] he's been worried sick about you guys, so you should send word immediately.
25:30 [DM] Alright, well,
25:22 [Sildir] sorry to ask but it's true*...
25:33 [DM] I suppose it is important for his brand to the network to be appraised.
25:42 [Mercurio] Couldn't have worded it worse myself. Okay.
25:46 [DM] What business is it of you to deal in our family matters?
25:53 [Sildir] I think for a faction with the potential influence the Keepers of the Feather have, we want to see you united.
26:06 [Mercurio] For such an important group in Barovia, this squabbling doesn't inspire a whole lot of confidence.
26:17 [DM] As you're saying this, you'll see Adrian standing behind Davian and also his sister standing next to him, the other figure who's in the group. And the two of them are now looking at you, kind of just making a motion to be like, don't push this point. But they don't speak anything.
26:39 [Sildir] I'm pushing it.
26:40 [Mercurio] I'm pushing it. And besides,
26:43 [Saturno] Thank you.
26:43 [Mercurio] what's with the attitude and the talkback? You realize that we just saved your entire vineyard here, right?
26:52 [DM] yes,
26:52 [Ember] You realize I can see you, right?
26:52 [DM] and what do you mean? see us.
26:58 [Ember] Your faces, the expressions that you're making.
27:02 [DM] who are you talking to? um?
27:04 [Ember] The people behind the sister.
27:06 [DM] so there's they're. they're standing behind, uh, davian. so davian can't see them, but you can see them.
27:14 [Mercurio] They're trying to signal to us behind his back.
27:17 [Sildir] not to keep going.
27:19 [Mercurio] Yeah.
27:19 [DM] yeah,
27:19 [Ember] Yeah. Turn around, look for yourself. I'm speaking to Damien now.
27:26 [DM] And okay, you'll see Davian turn around and he kind of just like looks exasperated at his children here and he just like turns back to you. It's no business of yours to get involved in our family affairs. We appreciate you liberating the winery for us and we owe you a great debt, but Our family matters we can handle ourselves.
27:55 [Sildir] Well, it's funny you should mention that.
28:03 [DM] All right,
27:59 [Sildir] I have one term for going to rescue the gem from the druids.
28:03 [DM] name it.
28:05 [Sildir] Welcome, Erwin, back to these vineyards.
28:08 [DM] As you say that, you'll see Adrian kind of just like facepalm. And you'll see his sister. I guess you haven't been introduced to her by name, but her name is Stefania. She'll kind of like tilt her head to the side and look kind of thoughtful for a moment. And she'll put a hand on Davian's shoulder and she'll say to him, Father, perhaps it's time. It has been long 10 years and Davian will just kind of shrug her hand off and he'll look to you welcome him back well maybe when he returns to gemstone that was stolen under his watch*...
28:55 [Sildir] Davian, you know how this sounds, right?
28:57 [Irredel] two gemstones on your watch.
28:56 [Sildir] You've lost two gemstones on your watch. At this point,
29:03 [Irredel] At this point,
29:04 [Sildir] why don't you exile yourself?
29:04 [Irredel] why don't you exile yourself?
29:09 [DM] And hearing that, Stefania will speak up. You know, they have a point, Father. And Erwin will kind of just like throw his hand, not Erwin,
29:19 [Irredel] I think*...
29:18 [DM] Davian will throw his hands up. And he'll say, not you two. All right, fine. Please recover the gemstones and I'll speak with my son. Are you satisfied?
29:37 [Mercurio] It's a start.
29:38 [Sildir] What are you thinking?
29:38 [Irredel] What do you think? Yeah,
29:39 [Sildir] Yeah, we'll go for it.
29:40 [Irredel] go for it. I believe the terms you proposed were welcome him back to the vineyard, but a conversation is a start. I think it's all,
29:50 [Sildir] I think it's all...
29:54 [Irredel] I think it's all those people need to talk it out over a,
29:55 [Sildir] I think it's all those two will need just to talk it out over a return to Gem.
29:59 [Irredel] over a return to the gym. You know,
30:02 [Sildir] You know, Davian,
30:04 [Irredel] they didn't hurt me.
30:04 [Sildir] Erwin...
30:07 [Irredel] Irwin doesn't see this whole interaction as just making sure that this part of the franchise is running properly.
30:07 [Sildir] Erwin doesn't see this whole interaction as just making sure that his part of the franchise is running properly or informed of the winery's condition.
30:18 [Irredel] He clearly still cares about this place.
30:18 [Sildir] He clearly still cares deeply about this place and everyone here.
30:23 [Irredel] So,
30:23 [Sildir] So just think you should know that.
30:23 [Irredel] I just think you should know that. Thanks for agreeing to talk to us.
30:28 [Sildir] Thanks for agreeing to talk to him.
30:33 [DM] All right, all right. I suppose it might be good of me to meet my grandchildren as well. But we'll see when the time comes. And as he says that, you'll see him look off into the distance for a moment. You get the impression that he's reminiscing. And then he snaps back to the present. In any case, you have a great task set before you. And I think... I think you will likely need all the help that you can get. So to that end, he'll reach over to Adrian, and Adrian will present him with an old but fancy-looking bow. And he'll take it, and he'll say to you, this bow belonged to my grandfather once. Livia Smartakov. He used it to slay many enemies of the good people of Barovia, and I hope that you can put it to good use as well on your journey. I see that among you already you have an archer.
32:00 [Ember] Thank you.
31:55 [DM] Perhaps you can make use of this bow and carry on the legacy. And he'll present it to Amber.
32:07 [Ember] And I take it and I say I'm honored.
32:14 [DM] I trust that you will do the Mardukov name proud with this bow.
32:20 [Ember] You can count on that.
32:24 [Sildir] Pretty important bow.
32:25 [DM] And he'll nod.
32:26 [Ember] Mm-hmm.
32:28 [DM] And for reference, I am going to, yeah, I'll go ahead and add this bow. Hold on. Let me make sure it gets added correctly.
32:41 [Sildir] You know,
32:41 [Irredel] Pretty cool building.
32:41 [Sildir] Amberlibius was a companion of Langdana.
32:46 [Ember] yeah,
32:47 [Sildir] The one who wiped all the werewolves and vampires off, except for Strahd.
32:53 [Ember] oh,
32:52 [Sildir] It's a pretty cool bow you have now.
32:53 [Ember] i realize it's power. yeah, excited to use it. okay,
32:56 [DM] so yeah so for reference this bow is a plus one short bow it's called it's called shadow seeker and it also has a special ability uh once per long rest you can use this bow to cast the invisibility spell*...
33:13 [Irredel] I think I*...
33:05 [Ember] ooh What?
33:15 [Saturno] That's couldn't go.
33:19 [Mercurio] That's pretty cool.
33:24 [DM] all right,
33:24 [Ember] Damn.
33:29 [Sildir] I pinged my lantern.
33:29 [DM] Very well, What'd you say? Oh, you're a lantern. Yeah,
33:33 [Irredel] have a chance.
33:35 [Sildir] Just the AI summary was so funny.
33:37 [DM] yeah.
33:37 [Sildir] i think i have a shiny, cool toy now anyway, though,
33:40 [DM] Yeah,
33:40 [Sildir] so don't take that as a complaint.
33:41 [DM] yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:41 [Sildir] but the lantern,
33:44 [DM] Yeah. I realized a little while ago that I've been giving some characters more love than others, so I'm trying to spread that around more.
33:52 [Sildir] yay, love,
33:52 [Irredel] It was a good one.
33:55 [DM] I think I've been particularly hard on Sildur, but you know.
33:56 [Ember] Beep beep.
34:00 [Sildir] look,
33:59 [Irredel] I lost it.
34:00 [Sildir] his lantern did him really good.
34:00 [Irredel] It's not as interesting as it sounds.
34:01 [Sildir] i don't know what you're talking about. That was a good lantern.
34:05 [DM] Of course, of course. Oh man,
34:06 [Sildir] I think he's lost it, though, unfortunately.
34:09 [DM] that'd be really unfortunate indeed. Yeah,
34:11 [Sildir] It's not in his inventory, so he's going to have to look for that thing back at the hideout.
34:16 [DM] that's funny. But anyway,
34:23 [Ember] Okay.
34:21 [DM] Davian will turn to you all In any case, it is getting late, and I think it would be wise for you to set off for Yesterhill as early as possible. Ideally, if you can get to Yesterhill and stop the ritual by dawn, I think it would be ideal. It is a couple hours march from here. You're welcome to rest here within the winery.
34:50 [Mercurio] you*...
34:50 [DM] We'll look after you as best we can while you are in our care. Though I must apologize for the state of the place at the moment.
35:00 [Sildir] No, we understand and caused some of the state of the place.
35:00 [Irredel] What time is it?
35:05 [Sildir] What time is it?
35:08 [DM] Right now, it's getting to be about 7ish or so. Yes.
35:12 [Irredel] Seven is short, so,
35:12 [Sildir] 7ish or so p.m. Okay,
35:13 [Irredel] you know. So,
35:16 [Sildir] so what time was dawn,
35:16 [Irredel] what time is it?
35:17 [Sildir] would you say? 5.30?
35:18 [Irredel] It's 5.30.
35:19 [DM] Yeah.
35:21 [Sildir] Alright,
35:21 [Irredel] All right. So,
35:23 [Ember] Thank you.
35:22 [Irredel] we kind of have that one.
35:21 [Sildir] so if we kind of knock out now and get a decent sleep,
35:26 [Irredel] Let's see. Three, four.
35:26 [Sildir] wake up around 3 or 4 and maybe we eat with the Mardukovs and go to sleep.
35:33 [DM] Yeah.
35:33 [Sildir] What do you guys think?
35:30 [Irredel] What do you guys think? Mm-hmm.
35:36 [Saturno] Sounds good.
35:39 [Irredel] Well,
35:39 [Sildir] Well,
35:41 [Irredel] what do you have for me?
35:41 [Sildir] what do you have for food around here?
35:42 [Irredel] I want to be strong.
35:43 [Sildir] We want to leave strong in the morning.
35:48 [DM] Well, we didn't manage to hoard some rations with us when we escaped into the caves.
35:55 [Ember] Okay.
35:56 [DM] So I'm afraid we can't prepare anything particularly hardy for you all, but we'll see what we can manage.
36:05 [Irredel] not an intensive question but we have plenty of questions*...
36:05 [Sildir] hopefully not an insensitive question but is anything on a tree blade edible because we have plenty of those laying around*...
36:13 [DM] And he looks around and he sees the withered, like, ashy remains of all the blights that were, like, that withered up when the staff was broken.
36:21 [Saturno] Mm hmm.
36:21 [DM] And he looks back to you. Is this some kind of humor that I don't understand? Tree blights?
36:32 [Irredel] from New Zealand. Maybe you guys know this, but I realize*...
36:36 [Ember] you*...
36:32 [Sildir] uh you know i'm not from these lands all i know is that they're extremely rough i thought you know maybe you guys are very resourceful even with something uh like this but i realize now*...
36:44 [DM] You know, I'll have Adrian check the larder. Perhaps the druids haven't ransacked it too thoroughly. And with that, he'll usher you all inside.
37:01 [Mercurio] I mean, have they even tried to eat a twig plate? How do they know?
37:06 [Ember] Thank you.
36:59 [Sildir] davian didn't like that I know. I mean, you think. Look at these lands.
37:12 [Saturno] Good night.
37:14 [Sildir] I think they'd be...
37:13 [Irredel] I don't think these people have really known the struggle.
37:19 [Sildir] That's what I'm saying. I mean,
37:19 [Mercurio] It doesn't work.
37:21 [Sildir] I needed food. Started my farm.
37:23 [Irredel] Thank you.
37:25 [DM] Perhaps a bold statement to say of anyone living in Barovia, but, you know. Anyway, so Davion will usher you on inwards, and you'll have you seated around the dinner table in the kitchen that you all pass through at some point or another. It is a bit cramped,
37:52 [Sildir] Thank you.
37:50 [DM] but the winery was already home to many Mardukovs, so they managed to make space for everyone. And they have set before you a pretty modest feast laid out.
38:05 [Mercurio] Okay.
38:05 [DM] It seems Adrian was able to scrounge up whatever was available within the larders behind the kitchen. And you have a pretty simple meal of stew and bread laid out before you.
38:21 [Saturno] Wowie. Thank you.
38:26 [DM] So Davion will look to you all and he asks, I realize this may be an insensitive question, but it is rare for there to be outsiders and visitors to Barovia. Might I ask where you all come from? How did you come to be here?
38:56 [Sildir] We're back to your business.
38:56 [Irredel] We were wrist-tiered otomists.
39:01 [DM] Yes, that does seem to be how it always happens. I can't say that I know exactly how the mists work. All I know is that the mists are the boundary that keep us all within the valley. No one is able to pass through the mists really, save for the Vistani. For some reason or another, the Vistani have been spared the curse of the devil. They say that centuries ago, they lent him aid in his time of need. And for that, he has spared them.
39:48 [Sildir] Yeah.
39:48 [Irredel] Okay.
39:47 [Mercurio] Sounds like they really fucked it up for everyone.
39:51 [DM] Hmm. You think so?
39:56 [Saturno] Yeah.
39:57 [Mercurio] Yeah, yeah.
39:59 [Saturno] Yeah.
40:01 [DM] Well, what do you mean?
40:04 [Mercurio] Well, if they hadn't helped Strahd, maybe he wouldn't be the ruler of these lands.
40:10 [DM] Ah, I take your meaning now. Yes, perhaps it was rather short-sighted of them. I can't say that I know the details of what happened, but perhaps if things had worked out differently, we might be in a very different position here today. You have a point, Mercurio.
40:34 [Sildir] Speaking of these myths,
40:34 [Irredel] Speaking of this mess,
40:35 [Sildir] and speaking of you and your family being close with the Seeker,
40:35 [Irredel] and speaking of you and your family being closer to the Seeker,
40:39 [Sildir] closer than most anyway,
40:39 [Irredel] closer than most anyway,
40:46 [Mercurio] Thank you.
40:43 [Irredel] what do you think of a little theory of ours that potentially Ezra is the one that brought us here?
40:43 [Sildir] what do you think of a little theory of ours that potentially Ezra is the one that brought us here?
40:52 [DM] Ezra. Hmm. That is a name that I've only heard whispers of. Ezra, the supposed goddess of the mists?
41:05 [Sildir] That's right.
41:05 [Irredel] That's right.
41:07 [DM] I can't say that I know much of Ezra. There are many rumors. There is one particular rumor that says that Ezra was destroyed many, many years ago. And the mists around us are her remains.
41:34 [Irredel] Well,
41:33 [Sildir] yeah maybe not the best theory then but*...
41:38 [DM] I can't confirm or deny any theory that you might have. I truly don't know much about folklore or religion in the valley, but I'm curious, where did you get this idea?
41:56 [Irredel] we learned as, uh, existence, we also know, uh, The other three were, you know,
41:56 [Sildir] well we learned of ezra's existence we also know of uh the other three more prolific and primary gods that came before Strahd's era.
42:08 [Irredel] prolific gods that came before Strauss era.
42:14 [DM] Oh.
42:14 [Sildir] And of course,
42:14 [Irredel] And of course, being whisked away by this,
42:16 [Sildir] being whisked away by myths,
42:17 [Irredel] we were more fascinated with Nazareth.
42:17 [Sildir] we were more fascinated with Ezra.
42:20 [DM] I see. And where did you hear of Ezra?
42:26 [Sildir] We'll keep some things to ourselves.
42:26 [Irredel] We'll keep some text to ourselves.
42:32 [Mercurio] A friend told us an interesting story. Just some folklore.
42:37 [DM] A friend, you say? Not a dangerous friend, I hope.
42:42 [Mercurio] No, no, of course not. Just idle chatter over drinks at a tavern.
42:49 [Sildir] Why?
42:49 [Irredel] Well,
42:50 [Sildir] Does Ezra scare you?
42:50 [Irredel] I understand the suspicion, but yeah,
42:52 [Sildir] Talking about the Seeker,
42:52 [Irredel] maybe this is arrogant of me, but*...
42:53 [Sildir] you didn't seem to have the same concerns.
42:57 [DM] It's just, well, to suggest that this Ezra was responsible for the mysteries of the mist and for bringing you all here, well, is this not something that I should want to know more about?
43:13 [Sildir] Well, I can understand some suspicion, but, uh... Maybe this is arrogant of me,
43:20 [Irredel] There's a part of me that thinks someone or something brought us here to cleanse this place.
43:19 [Sildir] but there's a part of me that thinks someone or something brought us here to cleanse this land.
43:30 [DM] Perhaps. You certainly have proved yourselves in some ways, and perhaps you might continue to do so in the future. But if you truly mean to cleanse these lands, to destroy the devil of Ravenloft, then, well, I think you have your work cut out for you.
43:52 [Sildir] I'm oathbound.
43:52 [Irredel] I hope not.
43:55 [DM] Oathbound. That's right. You're a paladin.
44:03 [Irredel] That's right.
44:03 [Sildir] That's right. Look here on my armor.
44:05 [Irredel] Look here at my arm.
44:06 [Sildir] It's the symbol of my god.
44:06 [Irredel] It's a symbol of my health.
44:11 [Sildir] I think he has a hard time seeing into this realm.
44:11 [Irredel] I think he has a long time standing in this realm. I don't really know.
44:14 [Sildir] At least that's what it feels like.
44:17 [DM] What makes you say this?
44:21 [Sildir] I don't know. I know swearing a couple of oaths doesn't mean necessarily you get to beam with radiant power all the time,
44:23 [Irredel] Swearing a couple of votes doesn't mean necessarily you get to be with Radiant Power all the time. But, I don't know.
44:31 [Sildir] but I don't know. I feel like my prayers aren't reaching Torm from Barovia.
44:33 [Irredel] I feel like my spirit's not reaching the point where I'm broken.
44:40 [DM] Perhaps. I can't say that I know much of paladins and their oaths. It's rare for a paladin to be found here in Barovia, and perhaps there's a reason for that. Maybe that's related to why you're having difficulty reaching your god.
45:00 [Irredel] or maybe stress and bring them all down.
45:00 [Sildir] Or maybe Strahd's tampering them all down after what happened with Legdana.
45:05 [DM] Hmm. To think that he might be powerful enough to do such a thing, to tamper with the wills of deities, well, it's a terrifying thought. Hmm.
45:31 [Irredel] Okay.
45:33 [DM] So Davian will continue idly chatting with you all around dinner. And after a while, he'll show you to some rooms that the Mardukas have hastily prepared for you all. And he says to you, I hope you'll find these rooms adequate for the night. This is what we were able to make up for you on short notice, but it is my hope that they'll be enough. And we will wake you couple of hours before it's time.
46:10 [Saturno] It's great. Couldn't ask for more. Thank you.
46:14 [DM] Of course. And as he shows you to your rooms, he'll he'll take his leave for the night. And at this point, you all can take a long rest. And also Mercurio As you're laying down in your bunk, getting ready for rest, you feel a familiar melody calling to you from the tome that you have.
46:44 [Sildir] You.
46:51 [Mercurio] Um, Yeah, I'll scoop the tome out of my bag and say, well, I hope nobody was counting on getting good sleep tonight. And I'll turn the strong of Todd to chapter two.
47:13 [Irredel] Bye.
47:14 [DM] All right. So you turned the pages to the next chapter. You recall that the last time you read the book, you were able to get through a chapter, but after that, the shorthand and the script of the tome was difficult for you to decipher. But now, having had some time away, and perhaps with a new level of resolve, you're able to read the next chapter here. And let's see what I got for you. so in a very similar fashion as you begin reading uh the tome here you see the pages begin to flutter and mists begin pouring out of the tome and after a moment you find yourself within another vision and you're joined once more by all of your companions And you hear a voice, the same voice as from last time, the voice of the Lord of Ravenloft. And he says, I was the warrior.
48:30 [Sildir] Thank you.
48:31 [DM] I was good and just. I thundered across the land like the wrath of a just God. And here, let's see.
48:41 [Irredel] Thank you.
48:43 [DM] You see the mist coalesces into the shape of the Dusk Elf that you saw a while ago in the village of Barovia, and he has not aged a single day. You hear the chatter of voices and the clanking of metal sing from outside the walls of an enormous tent, which you are now sitting within. Its primary occupant is a colossal rectangular table atop which is an intricately carved two-scaled map of the lands of Barovia.
49:14 [Irredel] Thank you.
49:15 [DM] You see that the model mountains climb nearly five feet high and the valleys sink deep into the tabletop. You see a man to your right who looks very similar to the young boy you met in the last vision. He now stands clad in scarlet armor, adorned with angelic feathers etched in gold leaf. And he gestures across the table. Amanda Gwilym, the table is yours. And you see that he's speaking to another woman who's dressed very similarly to the Dusk Elf standing on the other side of him. And you'll see this woman step over in front of this model of Virovia. And she'll begin addressing the room. As you all know, we have been seeding the manor of Argenvost Holt to drive out the remnants of the Order of the Silver Dragon.
50:15 [Mercurio] Thank you.
50:15 [DM] The Order is proud and plans to fight rather than be starved out of their castle. The manor itself sits high on a cliff overlooking the valley,
50:26 [Irredel] Thank you.
50:25 [DM] and the knights will have nowhere to go but down toward the village outside. The people of the village are commoners who will not stand in the way, and we will do what we can to protect them. The Lord General Strahd will hold the rear of the forces from the village. Commander Rahadin here will hold the base of the hill and monitor the tree line to ensure we are not routed. And I myself will ride up the hill to the castle and challenge the remaining forces directly. It is up to you all, and she'll address the group of you all now, It is up to you all, my lieutenants, to decide which force you shall lend your aid to. Who do you think should need assistance in this plan?
51:22 [Sildir] I'm going to try something else.
51:23 [Irredel] I'm going to try something else.
51:25 [Sildir] I don't know if you mind. I'm going to say,
51:26 [Irredel] I'm going to say,
51:32 [Sildir] well,
51:32 [Irredel] well, let's not forget why we're here.
51:34 [Sildir] let's not forget why we're here.
51:35 [Irredel] How these Artifacts hold. What do the Silver Dragon bastards do to us?
51:35 [Sildir] What these Argonvost Order of the Silver Dragon bastards did to us.
51:45 [DM] Yes, they're holding out. We mean to take this land for the glory of the Empire. And they're stubbornly keeping their foothold here.
51:59 [Sildir] That's right.
51:59 [Irredel] That's right.
51:59 [Sildir] Disrespecting Barov is... I can't imagine it. I'm assuming you want to go on your own,
52:06 [Irredel] I'm assuming you want to go on your own.
52:07 [Sildir] Commander Gillum.
52:08 [Irredel] Well,
52:11 [DM] I am prepared to do so if required. I will be taking my forces with me, but should you think that your aid will be required to face my brother and his forces, I will not object.
52:25 [Sildir] Why does it have to be on?
52:25 [Irredel] why does it have to be an all or nothing thing? Why don't we do some calculations on where the most amount of forces will be and split proportionally?
52:35 [DM] Hmm. Very well, Lieutenant. What do you suggest then? You wish to divide our forces?
52:44 [Irredel] Well, you were asking us where we were going,
52:46 [DM] Yes.
52:46 [Irredel] and it sounds like it's already a two-pronged assault. So, yeah,
52:50 [Mercurio] Okay.
52:49 [Irredel] you were the one who originally suggested dividing forces.
52:51 [DM] Yes.
52:52 [Irredel] No? No.
52:52 [DM] And I mean to ask, where will you be lending your aids? Will you be dividing this amongst yourselves or will you all be joining one front or another?
53:02 [Irredel] Well, which front has more combatants?
53:06 [DM] Well, my forces may intend to take on the bulk of the forces, and Commander Rahadin's forces will be watching the perimeter to ensure no stragglers escape.
53:22 [Sildir] And what about our leader here,
53:22 [Irredel] And what about our leader here?
53:26 [Sildir] Lord Straat?
53:27 [DM] Let's see. The Lord General Strahd will be taking command of the rear of the forces where the village is stationed to protect the villagers from any harm that might come.
53:41 [Sildir] The most noble station,
53:41 [Irredel] the most noble station, but I'm sure he was under control.
53:42 [Sildir] but I'm sure he has that under control.
53:46 [DM] Yes.
53:46 [Irredel] Maybe some of this should go on. Go ahead.
53:46 [Sildir] Maybe some of us should go with Rahadin and some of us should go with you.
53:49 [Mercurio] Okay.
53:51 [DM] Hmm. As you say that, you'll see Rahadin kind of scoff. Hmm. I think I should have this task well in hand, but if you wish to aid me, then I will not object.
54:10 [Sildir] So how many people are Dusk Elves here?
54:10 [Irredel] So how many people are Dusk Elves here?
54:12 [DM] It's just Rahadim.
54:14 [Sildir] Not Commander Gillum?
54:14 [Irredel] Not Commander Gillum?
54:16 [DM] No. You can see that Commander Gwilym is human.
54:20 [Sildir] Hmm.
54:20 [Irredel] Hmm.
54:30 [Sildir] Well,
54:32 [Irredel] Well,
54:32 [Sildir] Team Huddle, what does everyone else think?
54:32 [Irredel] what is everyone else doing?
54:43 [Mercurio] yeah let's split up gang*...
54:48 [Saturno] I think splitting up is fine, but I feel like we should definitely be cautious.
54:56 [Ember] Yeah, I agree.
55:00 [DM] I will suggest to you that splitting up here may prove to be dangerous.
55:14 [Mercurio] Well, Rahadin's got it then.
55:17 [DM] Okay.
55:20 [Irredel] Sure.
55:21 [DM] Okay. So then are you all going to go with Commander Gollum?
55:27 [Saturno] I think so, yeah.
55:30 [Ember] Yeah.
55:29 [Mercurio] Is everybody on board with that?
55:33 [Ember] Yeah.
55:33 [DM] Okay.
55:33 [Sildir] Yeah.
55:34 [Mercurio] Yeah.
55:34 [Irredel] Well, before we break up,
55:33 [Sildir] Let's see what info we can beat out of Commander Gwilym.
55:40 [DM] All right. So what do you say to the table here then?
55:47 [Sildir] Well, before we break up...
55:51 [Mercurio] Yeah.
55:51 [Irredel] You think you're a pretty proficient actor, right?
55:56 [Mercurio] You know, I've filled a few roles in the community theater back in the day.
56:04 [Irredel] Of course you have. So how about when we're riding over with Commander Gillum, you pretend to fall off your horse, hit your head, and lose your memory. And so that way you can ask a bunch of questions about what's going on without it seeming suspicious.
56:20 [Mercurio] I think I'm up to the task.
56:23 [Irredel] Perfect.
56:25 [Sildir] It'll be just like when you finally had one too many glasses of wine.
56:29 [Mercurio] When was that?
56:32 [Sildir] You wouldn't remember.
56:33 [Saturno] Okay.
56:36 [Ember] nice scheme I love it*...
56:38 [Mercurio] Oh, you mean like in character. Got it, got it. Yes, yes. My character. That would explain why he fell down. He's a hopeless drunk.
56:50 [Sildir] Right.
56:53 [Mercurio] All right.
56:53 [Sildir] I agree.
56:53 [Irredel] but I agree.
56:54 [Sildir] This is a good scheme. Well,
56:59 [Irredel] Well,
56:59 [Sildir] Commander Gillum,
56:59 [Irredel] Commander Gilm,
57:01 [Sildir] I think considering the proficiency of Lord Strahd and Raadin,
57:01 [Irredel] I think considering the proficiency of Lord Strava and Robin,
57:06 [Sildir] and their equally important but relatively less risky jobs,
57:06 [Irredel] and their equally important but relatively less risky jobs,
57:10 [Sildir] we'll go with you.
57:10 [Irredel] we'll go with you.
57:13 [DM] Very good, Lieutenant. I shall welcome your aid. And as she says that, you'll see the conversational chatter of the camp around you builds to a roar. You blink and are now standing amid a quaint farming village, many of its buildings wreathed in flame. Dozens of soldiers adorned with ravens are locked in combat against knights in silver and blue armor. you see Strahd sits atop a stocky black mare, points his blade forward and shouts, advance! And as he does so, you see a javelin strikes his side and he is knocked to the ground. Ahead of you, you see Rahadin and Commander Gwilym galloping off toward their posts, unaware that their lord has fallen. And let's see. You see the scene shift once more. And now, let's see.
58:18 [Sildir] Bye.
58:17 [DM] You are now accompanying the force that Commander Gwilym is is leading um for reference her full name here is alexandra willem um and it seems her brother is on the opposing side uh with the the knights of argonvostolt um let's see where is the blurb here So as Commander Gwilym is leading the charge here, you all are met with some resistance from the Order's defensive forces. The battle here rages around you all,
58:59 [Sildir] You're welcome.
59:00 [DM] with soldiers from your side locked blade to blade with knights of the Order. And you can see that the knights here, coming from their castle up on this rocky crag here, They have the terrain advantage, and this quickly becomes more and more difficult for your forces to deal with. Let's see. Give me some, let's roll for some checks here to see how well you're able to overcome the disadvantages here and advance on the castle. I'll say you can roll anything like maybe athletics or acrobatics to avoid any hostile terrain coming at you. There are boulders tumbling down the hill. There are soldiers with pikes standing at guard and taking defensive positions. Or you can roll anything else that you feel might be appropriate. So Sildur rolled a 21 athletics check. Saturno rolled a 22 athletics check.
01:00:12 [Sildir] That'll one-up me.
01:00:17 [DM] Magna?
01:00:14 [Mercurio] Can I try to just mog them and roll intimidation?
01:00:19 [DM] Sure, yeah.
01:00:20 [Ember] Nice. Thank you.
01:00:20 [DM] You can go ahead and roll intimidation. Oh,
01:00:26 [Saturno] Holy shit.
01:00:27 [DM] okay. That was a 24 intimidation. Okay. So Mercurio, you are riding, you and the rest of the group here, you're each riding atop your own horse, leading alongside the charge right behind Commander Gwilym here. And yeah, describe to me how you're like,
01:00:49 [Sildir] thank you*...
01:00:48 [DM] mogging the defensive forces here to like make your way past.
01:00:54 [Mercurio] Um, yeah, I think I, I put on a, like draw a hood over,
01:01:03 [Irredel] Thank you.
01:01:01 [Mercurio] over my head and use like a little bit of like a,
01:01:06 [DM] Bless you.
01:01:07 [Irredel] Thank you.
01:01:08 [DM] Bless you.
01:01:09 [Ember] Bless you.
01:01:09 [Irredel] Thanks.
01:01:07 [Mercurio] a minor illusion on myself to make myself look like some, there's some terrifying visage under my, under my hood.
01:01:17 [DM] Okay.
01:01:17 [Mercurio] Um, and I draw my sword and I just charge*...
01:01:20 [DM] yeah, okay, cool, uh. and as you do so, you can see like looks of terror on the faces of the, the knights here, and they kind of like stumble and fall backwards. and you see a couple of them like shouting what, what is that? what, what manner of forces? and then they're trampled under the, under the hose of your horse. um, let's see. so i say, with those checks, uh, you're able to make your way, um, okay, up to the, the gates of the castle. and as you reach the top, uh, you are, um, you find yourself face to face with a powerful general here, and this is, uh, commander, uh alexandra williams brother, sir godfrey willem,
01:02:09 [Sildir] And...
01:02:10 [DM] and he stands in front of you all wielding a silvered longsword, and he's flanked by two other knights on either side of him lending him aid. You see more forces burst forth from the gates behind and that group begins to engage Commander Gwilym by your side and whisks her away into her own battle, leaving a lot of you to tend to Godfrey Gwilym here. So let me bring out some tokens here. I'm going to keep this combat like mapless, more or less we'll. we'll kind of do it, um,
01:03:05 [Mercurio] Yeah.
01:03:06 [DM] let's see,
01:03:06 [Mercurio] I dig it.
01:03:10 [DM] we'll kind of do it like theater of the mind, ish*.
01:03:15 [Irredel] Yeah,
01:03:15 [Sildir] Yeah,
01:03:15 [Irredel] if you guys also want to do maps,
01:03:15 [Sildir] if you guys want someone to do maps,
01:03:17 [Irredel] I can just have Tristan be my computer lackey.
01:03:17 [Sildir] I can just have Tristan be my computer lackey. No, I like this.
01:03:26 [Irredel] Okay.
01:03:26 [Sildir] Okay.
01:03:28 [Irredel] Listen.
01:03:28 [Sildir] Disembodied gillum head in the sky.
01:03:31 [Saturno] Yes, good.
01:03:26 [DM] yeah Okay. All right, so you see Sir Godfrey Gwilym standing before you. He is a knight, a general of the Order of the Silver Dragon, and he's clad head to toe in, at this point,
01:03:56 [Sildir] Haha.
01:03:50 [DM] pretty battle-worn silver armor adorned with blue emblems of dragons here and there. And he's not wearing his helmet. You can see that he has sharp angular features and shoulder-length silvery blonde hair. And he meets you all with piercing blue eyes. Why did you laugh at that?
01:04:17 [Saturno] Every time someone has blue eyes,
01:04:20 [DM] Yeah.
01:04:19 [Saturno] I just imagine Freya looking at me when I have string cheese. And I'm like, she's looking at me with the gojo eyes.
01:04:26 [DM] That's so funny. That's so funny. Oh my gosh.
01:04:29 [Saturno] Sorry. Sorry.
01:04:30 [DM] Yeah.
01:04:31 [Sildir] Sorry.
01:04:33 [DM] You see Sir Godfrey standing with his long sword at the ready and faces you all. And he calls out to you. You will not take this castle. We stand for the honor of Lord Argenbost.
01:04:49 [Saturno] Baby.
01:04:47 [DM] And I'll have you all roll initiative here.
01:04:52 [Saturno] Baby.
01:04:51 [DM] Let me start this battle encounter.
01:04:54 [Saturno] Darling.
01:05:01 [DM] Um. Um.
01:05:09 [Sildir] All right, let's show them how they fight in 2026, you know. Hope he's boomers.
01:05:25 [DM] So, for reference, you all can arrange yourselves in whatever formation you feel is appropriate. I'm not going to enforce, like, strict placements or anything, since we're doing this, like, relatively theater of the mind. Sir Godfrey will be standing directly ahead of you, close enough that you can move forward to engage or keep a distance and fire from distance. And directly on his left and right are two warrior infantries supporting him.
01:05:50 [Sildir] Could you give me access to Iridil,
01:05:53 [DM] Sure.
01:05:53 [Sildir] by the way?
01:05:53 [Mercurio] sorry. should we have long rested already,
01:05:57 [DM] Yeah, yeah. If you haven't already,
01:05:57 [Mercurio] or oh okay?
01:05:59 [DM] you can do the long rest.
01:06:01 [Mercurio] okay, got it,
01:06:02 [Saturno] Okay.
01:06:02 [Sildir] You get only do half of your long rests. You're like sleeping right now.
01:06:07 [Mercurio] you know, that's what I was wondering. have we slept yet, you know?
01:06:12 [DM] Yeah.
01:06:11 [Mercurio] or is this at night, you know?
01:06:13 [Saturno] Damn, I can't even just chill and sleep. I have the fucking bed on my sleeve.
01:06:18 [Mercurio] yeah,
01:06:18 [DM] That's funny.
01:06:20 [Mercurio] sorry,
01:06:17 [Saturno] It's like when you dream about work and stuff. What kind of roles would you want?
01:06:26 [Mercurio] We're going to work a full shift and then wake up.
01:06:28 [DM] Initiative roles, please.
01:06:34 [Mercurio] Fuck.
01:06:57 [DM] What's up?
01:06:59 [Sildir] Nothing.
01:07:03 [Saturno] Thank you.
01:07:16 [Mercurio] Thank you.
01:07:18 [DM] my god guys uh all right um okay so everyone rolled initiative here so let's begin this encounter um all right so top of initiative we have ember um yeah what is amber doing here yeah do you see it in your inventory you should just be able to click it to roll attacks with it*...
01:07:37 [Ember] yes uh can i use my shadow my shadow secret okay scrolling*...
01:08:14 [DM] You didn't need to see it.
01:08:17 [Ember] No, I rolled.
01:08:20 [DM] Are you rolled?
01:08:21 [Ember] Yeah.
01:08:22 [DM] I didn't see the roll show up.
01:08:26 [Ember] Oh. It says two ember. How do I change that?
01:08:35 [Sildir] Hmm. Well.
01:08:44 [Ember] Okay. Let me do it again.
01:08:51 [DM] There it is, yeah.
01:08:52 [Ember] Okay.
01:08:58 [DM] Okay, so a 22. Are you firing right at Sir Godfrey?
01:09:05 [Ember] Yeah.
01:09:07 [DM] Okay, so you rolled a 22 attack roll, and that hits. You see, like, you fire your arrow straight at Sir Godfrey here, and it flies through and pierces a chink in his armor right around near his shoulder. And you see him barely flinch, and he turns to you. Come at me, then. I'll face you all. Go ahead and roll damage.
01:09:39 [Sildir] I think he's on bath salts.
01:09:38 [Ember] Thank you. Thank you.
01:09:48 [DM] All right. So that's 10 damage. Nice. All right. That's your turn. Sildir, you're up next.
01:10:02 [Sildir] All right. Let me see if I have anything super funny here. all right, you know what i'm gonna do. i'm gonna walk over here closer to him. i'm gonna say what's his first name: godfrey. why don't you just surrender? strad is a fair and just ruler. why are you loyal?
01:10:36 [DM] Surely you jest.
01:10:40 [Sildir] he's the one there sparing your people in a town. you could have ended this by laying down your arms*.
01:10:48 [DM] Lord Argenvost has already laid claim to protection around the lands here. Your Strahd is an invader, seeking glory for his own. All right, let's see it. We'll see. Yeah,
01:10:59 [Sildir] well bring it on then and i'm gonna compel him to a duel hopefully uh can i have the spell slot back afterwards I'm sleeping, you know? Just saying.
01:11:12 [DM] yeah, yeah. All right, so that's a DC 14 wisdom save. Let's see.
01:11:18 [Sildir] How wise are you, pal? Fuck you.
01:11:22 [DM] So that was a 14 that he rolled. So that's just enough. You weave your compel dual spell here,
01:11:31 [Sildir] Yeah.
01:11:32 [DM] trying to force him to engage you in single combat. And Sir Godfrey, with a mind like a steel trap, shakes it off.
01:11:40 [Sildir] Truly a steel trap. Okay. I feel like that's probably my turn, just considering that I spent a lot of time talking. I don't know how you feel about that.
01:11:50 [DM] Well, it's up to you. I mean, do you have anything else?
01:11:52 [Sildir] Yeah, I mean, I could WAP him. That was a bonus action, so... Say fine, then. Come over here, coward. I think Strahd can overcome anything. I'm just going to lean into my role entirely here. This is a 15 hit.
01:11:55 [DM] yeah go for it your magics cannot overcome the will of the dragon okay So you rolled a 15 attack roll. You come down with your longsword attack, and Sir Godfrey will effortlessly parry the strike with his own sword. Is that the best you can offer? And yeah, that's your turn. And now it's Sir Godfrey's turn. All right. He's going to come down on you, Sildur, with his own longsword. And he has a multi-attack. So he's going to come down with one strike here.
01:13:04 [Mercurio] Oh. Oh.
01:13:05 [DM] That was a 25. And let's see what the damage he gets. So that was 10 damage. And then he's going to roll another attack.
01:13:21 [Sildir] Okay. Wow. Wow. 17 health.
01:13:18 [DM] normal that was a 21 and damage again so then holy oh that was 12 damage so you dealt 12 22 damage total uh let's see yeah very nice And then he's going to come in with his fist.
01:13:42 [Sildir] It's now.
01:13:43 [Saturno] Yeah.
01:13:44 [DM] You see his fist is now ablaze with silvery flames. And he's going to burn you with his holy fire. So you need to give me a DC 15 wisdom saving throw.
01:13:57 [Sildir] Oh, my gosh.
01:14:00 [Mercurio] Well, this guy's cool.
01:14:03 [Sildir] Pretty good. Oh, yeah, I feel that.
01:14:04 [DM] This is Sir Godfrey Gollum. All right.
01:14:08 [Mercurio] Yeah,
01:14:08 [DM] And he says to you,
01:14:09 [Mercurio] I just learned who that is. Yeah.
01:14:13 [DM] fall before the might of the dragon, you villain.
01:14:17 [Mercurio] Damn, Tommy's friends are cool.
01:14:17 [DM] And as he says that, you fail the save.
01:14:25 [Sildir] oh yeah*...
01:14:25 [DM] So now you're going to take... So that was a six wisdom save that Sylvia rolled. You're going to take 13 more damage. And you also are blinded until the end of your next turn.
01:14:37 [Mercurio] He.
01:14:38 [Sildir] just gonna like cough up blood. i'm just gonna be like, is that all you got?
01:14:44 [DM] Oh, sorry. You're blinded until the start of Sir Godfrey's turn. Okay.
01:14:51 [Sildir] great*.
01:14:51 [DM] And... Saturno, your turn.
01:14:58 [Saturno] Okay. I will now.
01:15:09 [DM] Okay. What are you doing?
01:15:27 [Saturno] Nothing. OK,
01:15:35 [Sildir] you*...
01:15:28 [Saturno] I'm going to swing twice with my halberd.
01:15:39 [DM] Okay.
01:15:39 [Saturno] So I'm going to try to catch some speed. And I'm going to try to land an attack.
01:15:47 [DM] All right. Go for it. What's up? No.
01:15:57 [Saturno] wait hmm damn no i don't want to do that i'm thinking about something*... okay, yeah, i was like what if i attack the horse instead? and i'm like i don't want to hit a horse man,
01:16:24 [DM] Yeah, I'll say that Godfrey here is not mounted on a horse, and you all have also dismounted your own horses for the fight.
01:16:22 [Saturno] that's the Okay, okay, Okay, does that land?
01:16:35 [DM] Let me see.
01:16:36 [Saturno] 15*...
01:16:36 [DM] So that was a 15. So you come in with your halberd here. You're swinging with all your might. And Sir Godfrey once again parries the blow and bats it to the sides. And he turns to you and he kind of just snarls at you. Not quite enough, my friend.
01:16:58 [Saturno] I wiped the spit from my face and I'm like, that's kind of gross. And then I'm going to try again.
01:17:04 [DM] All right.
01:17:13 [Saturno] Okay, that has to hit. I hope.
01:17:16 [DM] So that was at 25. Yes, that does hit. Go ahead and roll damage. Nine damage? All right, nice. So pretty solid hits. So you'll come in once again with your halberds. This time, your strike breaks through Sir Godfrey's guard and gets him right in the chest. And he stumbles back a couple of steps, and you see him kind of look, for a moment, surprised, and then he steals himself once more, and he says to you, Hmm. Perhaps that coward has sent a worthy soldier in his place. Very well, then. And now it is Iredel's turn. What do we got from Iredel?
01:18:12 [Irredel] so here though*...
01:18:16 [DM] Okay.
01:18:11 [Sildir] all right so i'm iridel today and here's what i think we're gonna do iridel is going to prepare an action on willem's turn she's going to use Like, at the beginning of Gwilym's turn, she's going to use command, drop.
01:18:44 [DM] Okay. Sounds good. Cool.
01:18:51 [Sildir] Let's see how you like a 16 wisdom saving throw, Gwilym.
01:18:55 [DM] Yeah. Yeah.
01:18:55 [Sildir] You can handle my paltry 15. Or 14, that is, sorry. I think that'll end my turn, basically.
01:19:04 [DM] Cool. Mercurio, let's see what you got.
01:19:13 [Mercurio] Hmm. Um... Let's see... Um...
01:19:33 [DM] Yeah.
01:19:30 [Mercurio] I'm gonna cast a Bane on these three, uh... Think that did it.
01:19:44 [DM] Yeah. Okay, so they have to make DC 15 charisma saving throws.
01:19:48 [Mercurio] Yeah.
01:19:49 [DM] Let's see what they roll. So that one failed. That one failed. Okay, so both infantry failed the charisma save. Let's see how Godfrey does. Yeah, Godfrey's chatting it up. Yeah, he rolled a 21 on his charisma save.
01:20:08 [Mercurio] Okay. And then I make him make another save.
01:20:08 [DM] so you cast your Bane spell and you can see the magical aura penetrating the minds of the infantry besides Godfrey and they kind of like kind of like shake in their boots here as they're meeting the effects of your spell but Sir Godfrey just like bears it head on and he turns to you as I said your magics will do nothing here for you today Yeah. Yeah, yeah. What's that? What's that feature?
01:20:45 [Mercurio] Beguiling magic.
01:20:47 [DM] Yeah, I have a guy like magic. Let's see what we got.
01:20:51 [Mercurio] So have him roll another charisma or is this a wisdom save? Oh yeah, this is a wisdom save or he'll become frightened.
01:21:03 [DM] Okay. All right, so wisdom save. Let's see what we got. That was an 11. Okay. So that's below your DC, right? Okay. Yeah. Holy shit.
01:21:15 [Mercurio] yep so I think I throw my hands up and some shadowy magic comes out and envelops all of them and the bane hits those two warriors and then as Godfrey's gloating I pull down my hood and my illusion is still going and there's like a flaming skull under the hood and I frighten Godfrey and*...
01:21:41 [DM] Alright, and as you do so, Godfrey will kind of take a step back, brandishing his longsword, kind of like shaking his head, trying to break the spell, and he'll say, What devilry is this? What cursed power do you wield? Alright, is that your turn?
01:22:06 [Mercurio] Yep, I think that's my turn.
01:22:08 [DM] Okay. all right.
01:22:11 [Sildir] Thank you.
01:22:10 [DM] so the infantry are up here and they'll kind of like, uh, have their their spears here. um, we're by your side, sir godfrey, and they'll both uh rush up to meet. um, is this, yeah, sildry up here, and they actually rolled in sequence, which is kind of nice. um, so they're gonna do their attacks here. they have, they're under bane, so they get a minus, uh 1d4, but they also have the pack tactics feature, so they're going to be rolling with advantage. um, so that was a 15,
01:22:51 [Mercurio] See?
01:22:51 [DM] which i believe doesn't hit,
01:22:53 [Sildir] No.
01:22:54 [Mercurio] That was it.
01:22:54 [DM] And the other one will do the same.
01:23:00 [Sildir] Please.
01:23:05 [DM] And that was an eight.
01:23:08 [Sildir] Oh my gosh.
01:23:08 [DM] So they both missed their strikes.
01:23:13 [Sildir] I'm cooking.
01:23:13 [DM] It seems they're still kind of like shaking from the effects of Mercurio's spell. All right, Ember, it's your turn.
01:23:32 [Ember] Am I in range to use my silver short sword?
01:23:35 [DM] You can step up for it, but putting yourself in melee range will be dangerous, considering how much damage Godfrey did to just Sildur.
01:23:44 [Ember] Okay, alright, that's what, yeah, that's what I asked, okay. Um, I'll use my light crossbow.
01:23:55 [DM] You don't want to use your Shadowseeker?
01:24:00 [Ember] I mean, I didn't do anything last time, so. Okay, I'll try shadow seeker. Hold on. Oh, okay, cool. 18.
01:24:03 [DM] um i mean yeah yeah it's up to you okay you have advantage on this by the way because the last one hit um so that was an 18.
01:24:20 [Ember] All right. Really?
01:24:27 [Mercurio] Oof.
01:24:17 [DM] okay go ahead and roll damage and also do sneak attack so six damage and then a sneak attack damage*...
01:24:28 [Ember] Sneak attack. Do this. No, no.
01:24:40 [DM] So 9 more damage from sneak attack. So that was 15 damage total from that attack from Ember. Alright, cool. Okay. So is that your turn?
01:24:54 [Ember] Can I do more?
01:24:56 [DM] I don't think you have anything else.
01:24:59 [Ember] Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's my turn then.
01:25:02 [DM] Okay. Alright, still there.
01:25:06 [Sildir] Alright,
01:25:06 [DM] Let's see what we got.
01:25:08 [Sildir] so I am coughing up blood. I fall to the floor, heaving. My eyes are glazed over because I'm blinded. I look up anyway, where I think at least Godfrey Guilm is, as if I could see him. And I say, I said...
01:25:26 [DM] yeah alright holy shit damn was that Leon Hans? Okay, nice. Okay. Okay, very cool.
01:25:31 [Sildir] is that all you got and i cling my fists against my my breastplate and as i do suddenly i heal 25 points of health so these guys they just see me like a freaking monster regenerating yeah um and i would hope that might cast some fear into their hearts as well um And then I give a berserk swing that I'll roll to see who it hits, honestly.
01:26:10 [DM] Yeah.
01:26:10 [Sildir] If it hits. So I'm assuming I'm going at disadvantage.
01:26:14 [DM] Yep.
01:26:18 [Sildir] All right. So first off, it'll be the one on the right then. If it lands.
01:26:26 [DM] uh okay uh that was a 12 uh 12 does not hit*...
01:26:43 [Sildir] All right. But yeah, that's my turn. Hopefully striking some fear into the heart of Godtree.
01:26:54 [DM] so, Godfrey, having just witnessed you coughing up blood on your knees and then, in a moment, giving yourself a burst of second wind and getting back up to fight,
01:27:13 [Saturno] I love you Mark.
01:27:07 [DM] he'll look to you and he seems almost impressed and he'll say to you: fate has made us enemies on this day, but perhaps in a different life we could have been allies. nevertheless, You stand with my enemy and for that I must destroy you.
01:27:29 [Sildir] well,
01:27:27 [DM] And he's going to roll another set of attacks at you.
01:27:30 [Sildir] it says drop,
01:27:33 [DM] Oh yeah, drop, right. So this is wisdom saving: throw,
01:27:37 [Sildir] uh, yeah,
01:27:39 [DM] Okay. so DC 16, right,
01:27:42 [Sildir] yep, bane.
01:27:43 [DM] Let's see 18.. He succeeded the bane save,
01:27:50 [Sildir] oh,
01:27:48 [DM] so he's not baned Nice,
01:27:50 [Sildir] i thought he lost it after a second try with mercurio. my bad,
01:27:54 [DM] That was for frightened right.
01:27:55 [Mercurio] Yeah, that was to fear him.
01:27:58 [DM] Yeah.
01:27:58 [Sildir] With my impressive maneuvering. can he roll with disadvantage With my distractioning my drawing of admiration from Godfrey Guillem, his man boner for me.
01:28:02 [DM] I'm afraid not.
01:28:12 [Sildir] he's distracted.
01:28:12 [DM] Not quite. Not quite, I'm afraid. Actually,
01:28:15 [Sildir] We tried.
01:28:15 [DM] actually, roll me a d20,
01:28:17 [Sildir] Hopefully the AI picks up on that, at least.
01:28:17 [DM] and if you get a 20 on it, I'll allow it.
01:28:20 [Saturno] Yeah.
01:28:23 [Sildir] If I hit a 20, all right, come on, everybody. Give me the 20.
01:28:28 [Mercurio] Um, ooh,
01:28:28 [Sildir] Nah,
01:28:28 [Mercurio] there's the tax.
01:28:29 [Sildir] wasn't meant to be.
01:28:30 [DM] Yeah, that was an 11. Unfortunately,
01:28:32 [Mercurio] Yes.
01:28:31 [DM] that does not work. So Sir Godfrey managed to shake off the magic of the command spell, and he's going to go in for his strikes. With disadvantage, right? Because he's feared... Okay, so this is going to be two long short strikes at disadvantage. First one was a 12, that misses. Second one is a 16. Does that hit? I don't think it does, right?
01:29:01 [Sildir] No.
01:29:03 [DM] Okay,
01:29:03 [Sildir] No.
01:29:03 [DM] and then he's once again going to go in with his Holy Fire on Sildur. So this is going to force you to make another DC 15 wisdom saving throw.
01:29:16 [Mercurio] Bro.
01:29:16 [Sildir] Let me get in there.
01:29:22 [DM] 23. Was that a nat 20?
01:29:23 [Sildir] Not 20, by the way.
01:29:24 [DM] Okay, it's a nat 20 wisdom saving throw. Okay. Yeah, describe to me how you resist the effects of Godfrey's Holy Fire.
01:29:34 [Sildir] So, Godfrey is swinging at me once with his sword. It clings off my armor. I'm staring at him with blinded eyes.
01:29:47 [DM] Mm-hmm.
01:29:47 [Sildir] Does it again. Cling. And he has the gall. The silly idea that he can punch Sildur.
01:29:57 [DM] Yeah.
01:29:59 [Sildir] And Sildur lets him. He opens up his guard. And as he's punched,
01:30:07 [Mercurio] Okay.
01:30:08 [Sildir] Godfrey's turn ends. The glaze over Sildur's eyes dissipates.
01:30:12 [Saturno] I'm not going to afford it.
01:30:15 [Sildir] He looks Godfrey dead in the eye, and he headbutts him. Whether he's allowed to do damage or not doesn't matter. He headbutts him.
01:30:23 [DM] You'll see Godplay is surprised by the headbutt. And he'll turn to you. And you'll see he's shocked by Sildur's resolve here. And he says, a worthy adversary indeed.
01:30:37 [Mercurio] It's the character that gets divorced and doesn't get married.
01:30:39 [DM] Truly, I regret that we are enemies on this day. And that being the end of his turn. Actually, on a nat 20, what should I give you? I'll say with a nat 20, your next attack that you make will have advantage.
01:30:52 [Sildir] Woo!
01:30:55 [DM] And also, Godfrey himself being the end of his turn, I believe he repeats the save against the fear, right? Okay, so wisdom saving throw again. Let's see what he gets. A nine, okay. So he's still feared.
01:31:13 [Mercurio] Flaming score cackles.
01:31:14 [DM] All right, Saturno.
01:31:20 [Saturno] Okay, so... I'm gonna go and... I just realized this was on Foundry, so my bad.
01:31:34 [DM] Now you're good.
01:31:34 [Saturno] If I could move myself.
01:31:38 [DM] Okay.
01:31:41 [Saturno] I would like to... do my regular attack. i would like to use bonus action as well, so i could do um. hold on,
01:31:50 [Mercurio] Is there a question?
01:31:59 [Saturno] what is wrong with this? what does this look so strange? what did i do? i'd like to use double buster,
01:32:06 [DM] Okay.
01:32:06 [Saturno] um, if the deer is up for it.
01:32:08 [DM] Yeah.
01:32:09 [Sildir] He's up for it. Have you seen him lately?
01:32:12 [DM] All right.
01:32:13 [Sildir] He's losing his mind out here.
01:32:17 [Saturno] So I'm gonna just do my regular first attack.
01:32:20 [DM] Okay.
01:32:21 [Saturno] It does new shit.
01:32:23 [DM] So yeah, Sildur,
01:32:23 [Mercurio] Thank you.
01:32:24 [DM] you can roll your attack with Devil Buster. Actually,
01:32:26 [Saturno] Oh, but the-
01:32:27 [DM] yeah.
01:32:27 [Saturno] Wait, that was, like, my first attack, right? Like...
01:32:31 [DM] Yeah,
01:32:30 [Saturno] And then the double...
01:32:31 [DM] this is separate.
01:32:33 [Saturno] Yeah.
01:32:34 [DM] You're level 5, so you do have extra attack, by the way. So you can do this twice and then do double buster.
01:32:38 [Saturno] Okay, let me do it one more time, and then we'll do Doppelguster.
01:32:40 [DM] Okay. So that first attack roll was a 10. That doesn't hit. The second one was a 24, and that one does hit. Go ahead and roll damage.
01:32:46 [Saturno] Okay. Okay.
01:32:48 [DM] So, 6 damage.
01:32:52 [Saturno] Okay, and then now we do double buster.
01:32:55 [DM] Okay.
01:32:55 [Sildir] Let's go.
01:32:56 [DM] So you guys are going for your tag team attack here with Double Buster. Go ahead and describe for me how you're doing this tag team.
01:33:02 [Saturno] Can I get on my shoulders? Like, how do you want to do this?
01:33:08 [Sildir] That's really funny.
01:33:11 [Saturno] Maybe I hit him from behind.
01:33:15 [Sildir] You just hit him twice, right?
01:33:17 [Saturno] Yeah.
01:33:18 [Sildir] All right.
01:33:12 [Mercurio] But it's here, isn't it?
01:33:23 [Saturno] Okay.
01:33:21 [Sildir] Maybe we'll say we rehearsed this one time.
01:33:25 [DM] Oh my gosh.
01:33:27 [Saturno] Okay,
01:33:25 [Sildir] So now I'm going to go tap him on the shoulder.
01:33:27 [Saturno] okay.
01:33:29 [Sildir] And when he looks at me, you roll your attack, and then I'll roll mine.
01:33:33 [Saturno] Okay. So,
01:33:40 [Mercurio] Okay.
01:33:39 [Saturno] you're gonna tap him on the shoulder, right?
01:33:41 [DM] Yeah,
01:33:42 [Sildir] Yeah.
01:33:43 [Saturno] Okay.
01:33:42 [DM] I'll say having just been struck by Saturno's attack, he's going to be staggered a little bit and take a step back, focused on Saturno. Sildur will step up, tap him on the shoulder, and in confusion, Sir Godfrey will whip his head over to the side and look confused at Sildur. And Saturno, you can...
01:34:02 [Sildir] I'm gonna say to him, there's more than one worthy adversary on this battlefield.
01:34:09 [Saturno] That's fucking cool.
01:34:11 [DM] Alright, let's see your attack rolls.
01:34:13 [Saturno] Okay. And this is just a regular attack.
01:34:15 [Sildir] We gotta land it, though.
01:34:16 [Saturno] Okay,
01:34:17 [Mercurio] Hey,
01:34:16 [Saturno] we gotta land it.
01:34:17 [Sildir] After all that, we gotta fucking land some shit.
01:34:20 [Mercurio] it's Sarah.
01:34:21 [DM] Okay,
01:34:21 [Sildir] Okay, okay.
01:34:22 [Saturno] Okay.
01:34:22 [Sildir] We're in.
01:34:22 [DM] 21.
01:34:23 [Sildir] We did it.
01:34:23 [DM] 21 attack from Saturno.
01:34:24 [Saturno] Someone hit the 21. Yes.
01:34:25 [DM] And...
01:34:26 [Sildir] Only one has to land, right?
01:34:30 [DM] Yeah,
01:34:30 [Sildir] Double buster.
01:34:30 [DM] and 14 from Sildur. So yeah, I believe that is how Double Buster works, right? Only one of you?
01:34:36 [Saturno] Yes.
01:34:36 [DM] Let me double check. It is? Okay, cool. Yeah, go ahead and both of you roll damage.
01:34:48 [Saturno] I did 10. Oh, wow,
01:34:50 [Mercurio] . . .
01:34:51 [Saturno] twinsies.
01:34:50 [Sildir] and another 10.
01:34:53 [DM] Okay, so you both did 10 damage each with your attacks.
01:34:56 [Saturno] Yeah.
01:34:56 [DM] Very cool. So...
01:35:01 [Mercurio] .
01:35:02 [DM] So, yeah. Mm-hmm.
01:35:03 [Sildir] i don't get to extra attack on my thing just because i rolled right okay*...
01:35:10 [DM] And yeah, so you both hit Godfrey here with the double whammy. Sildur taps him on the shoulder. Godfrey looks over at you, like confused. Saturno comes in with her halberd, knocking Godfrey to one side.
01:35:28 [Mercurio] Okay.
01:35:26 [DM] And Sildur follows up with a long sword strike from the opposing side. knocking Godfrey back over and seeing this, you'll see the ghost of a smirk on Godfrey's face and he'll say to you: well, well, it seems we have a fight before us after all. and he'll kind of like wipe off some blood at the corner of his mouth and plant himself firm once more- he is now bloodied-
01:36:00 [Sildir] So he's crazy crazy. I got it.
01:36:03 [Saturno] Let's go.
01:36:04 [Mercurio] We.
01:36:05 [DM] And air it out. Let's see what you got.
01:36:08 [Sildir] Alrighty then. Let's see. I think Iredell is going to back away towards let's say with the most space between She's going to put as many people... I know the map's not super relevant right now,
01:36:36 [Mercurio] Okay.
01:36:34 [Sildir] but as many people and as much space between her and the other forces as possible.
01:36:39 [Saturno] Honestly,
01:36:41 [Sildir] And then she's going to cast... Let's see.
01:36:57 [Saturno] I thought it was me too.
01:36:52 [Sildir] I'm going to say she's going to cast a hold person.
01:37:01 [DM] old person. okay. so that's a what kind of saving throw wisdom, right?
01:37:10 [Mercurio] Okay.
01:37:10 [Sildir] Yep, I'll ping it in the chat for you.
01:37:13 [DM] Okay, DC 16, wisdom saving throw. Let's see what Godfrey's got.
01:37:19 [Sildir] Fuck.
01:37:19 [DM] 24. All right. So Iridella will throw her hand out to cast her holds person spell. And Godfrey will kind of brace himself for a moment.
01:37:34 [Saturno] all the way*...
01:37:31 [DM] You'll see for a moment he's like struggling against the effects of the spell. And then with a roar, he breaks free. And he readies his sword to meet the next threat. Mercurio, it's your turn.
01:38:05 [Mercurio] I'm going to cast a vicious mockery on Godfrey.
01:38:12 [DM] Alright. What do you say?
01:38:16 [Mercurio] The flaming skull laughs. Then it says, is this the best the silver dragon has to offer?
01:38:25 [DM] Alright.
01:38:26 [Saturno] Yubi!
01:38:27 [Mercurio] I don't know.
01:38:26 [DM] You guys are throwing so many saves at him. Alright, that was a 12,
01:38:28 [Mercurio] I don't know.
01:38:30 [DM] so that he failed the save.
01:38:32 [Mercurio] I don't know.
01:38:33 [DM] So that's 1d6 psychic damage and disadvantage on the next attack roll. That's 7 damage. Nice. Oh, wait,
01:38:42 [Sildir] Sildur did not get hit by five attacks in a row.
01:38:44 [DM] I put it on Mercuria by accident, I think. Oopsie. What did you say, Tris?
01:38:52 [Sildir] I dodged the two attacks from the guy and the three attacks from Godfrey in one go.
01:38:59 [DM] Yeah. Crazy.
01:39:12 [Sildir] Shockingly, I'm good.
01:38:56 [Mercurio] um and then is anybody everybody's like good on health and stuff shockingly okay um*...
01:39:14 [Saturno] I think the one who's gotten it is basically Triss.
01:39:29 [Mercurio] Then I'll give a bardic inspiration to who needs it? To Ember.
01:39:46 [Saturno] Oh.
01:39:49 [DM] Alright. Alright, now it's time for the infantry's turn. And they are still baned. Okay, so they're going to go in with their attacks on Sildur again. Poor Sildur. And they have advantage from pack tactics.
01:40:16 [Mercurio] you.
01:40:21 [DM] So this is going to be a 12 for the first one, which misses. And the second one is going to do the same. Let's see what she gets. And that's a 13. So they both miss.
01:40:37 [Saturno] Okay.
01:40:36 [Sildir] I think they should be terrified of me at this point.
01:40:38 [DM] Yeah, they're quaking in their boots here, standing before Sildur. So their strikes aren't hitting true. Excuse me. Ember, it's your turn.
01:40:52 [Ember] Alright.
01:41:03 [DM] Yeah.
01:40:56 [Ember] We're going to run it back with the shadow seeker until it does something.
01:41:04 [DM] Yeah. And you have advantage on this.
01:41:08 [Ember] Okay.
01:41:04 [Mercurio] Frozen Connor. Frozen Connor.
01:41:10 [DM] Was that an at 20? Hold on. That was an at 20. Oh, my god. OK. Yeah.
01:41:16 [Saturno] Yippee!
01:41:17 [DM] Roll critical damage and also sneak attack with critical damage. So 13 damage on the initial hit.
01:41:29 [Ember] teachers, sneak attacks,
01:41:31 [DM] And then sneak attack,
01:41:33 [Sildir] Hmm.
01:41:32 [DM] do critical damage on this one as well.
01:41:34 [Ember] damage*...
01:41:36 [DM] 26?! Holy...
01:41:39 [Mercurio] Thirty-nine.
01:41:39 [DM] Rose cooked. So yeah, 39 damage total from that attack. So yeah, you get Godfrey pretty good with a gutshot here. And he stumbles back, blood spilling from his wound. He coughs up some more blood and he looks up to you. The Order of the Silver Dragon will not fall on this day. Sildur, it's your turn.
01:42:11 [Ember] Okay.
01:42:15 [Sildir] I just want to see if there's anything funny I can do real quick. Sorry.
01:42:20 [Mercurio] so um*...
01:42:47 [Sildir] Alright. I'll just attack.
01:42:49 [Saturno] Okay.
01:42:51 [Mercurio] Yeah. Yeah.
01:42:57 [DM] Um, 18. Um, and an 18 attack roll hits.
01:43:02 [Saturno] The forward air cutscene.
01:43:02 [DM] Go ahead and roll your damage.
01:43:06 [Sildir] We fight.
01:43:06 [DM] Five damage. Nice.
01:43:07 [Sildir] Extra attack. Actually, you know what? I should have done this a long time ago.
01:43:15 [DM] Hmm.
01:43:16 [Saturno] I wrote room.
01:43:16 [Sildir] Vow of enmity.
01:43:18 [DM] Bye.
01:43:21 [Sildir] And with that, I'll have advantage.
01:43:29 [Mercurio] Okay.
01:43:26 [Sildir] Let me see what you're saying. All right. Vow of enmity. Very good. Advantage. Attack.
01:43:42 [DM] 23, that hits. Go ahead and roll damage.
01:43:46 [Sildir] Sweet. And I just want to make sure this is allowed. Yeah,
01:43:59 [Mercurio] Yes.
01:44:05 [Sildir] it is. I'll do a divine smite.
01:44:20 [DM] I don't know why you even asked for that. It's so silly.
01:44:16 [Sildir] no measured template por favor all right damage and damn*...
01:44:27 [DM] 6 damage and 17 damage from the smite. Next. So 23 damage from that strike.
01:44:43 [Mercurio] Thank you.
01:44:40 [DM] So you raise your swords and with your divine smite it sets ablaze in holy fire. And you see the fire of the sword reflected in Godfrey's eyes as it comes down on him. And he falls to a knee, coughing up even more blood now. And he looks up to you.
01:44:54 [Saturno] I love that.
01:45:04 [DM] What kind of strength is this? And his silvered longsword falls from his hands clattering before you.
01:45:13 [Mercurio] Thank you.
01:45:14 [DM] You see blood flowing down his silvered sword now lying in the mud before you. And a divine cacophony of thunderous booms beats on your eardrums. The swell of sound is followed by a cold shiver that runs the length of your spine. The cold seems to emanate from the mansion high on the hill behind you. You hear a blood-curdling roar rip through the air, silencing the battlefield, and your attention is drawn southward. The sun above reflects harshly off a pair of glinting silver wings and claws that crest the turrets of the castle. And you gaze in full view of Argenvost, the silver dragon. And once more,
01:46:04 [Sildir] Okay.
01:46:02 [DM] you hear the booming voice of Strahd in your ears. But the war years and the killing years wore down on my soul as the wind wears stone into stand. And with that, the battle ends and the vision fades.
01:46:26 [Saturno] All the cool po-po's.
01:46:31 [DM] All right. So that concludes that battle. You guys can go ahead and long rest again since this fight was just during that dream sequence. And also, Sildir, when you wake, you find that you now have in your possession Godfrey's Silvered Longsword.
01:46:58 [Mercurio] Thank you.
01:47:01 [Sildir] What?
01:47:02 [Saturno] Wow, who's this?
01:47:04 [Sildir] Oh my gosh.
01:47:06 [Ember] Everyone's getting a new weapon today*...
01:47:07 [DM] And also,
01:47:09 [Sildir] So I recognize it?
01:47:11 [DM] you do recognize it to be the same sword that you saw God be wielding in the dream. And also,
01:47:17 [Sildir] How did this get here?
01:47:19 [DM] as you wake, you hear a dark voice whispering from the back of your mind. And it says to you, my champion, in your hour of need, don the ring. and seal our bond. And that's all you hear. Yeah,
01:47:41 [Sildir] Who do I think that is, if I had to take a wild guess?
01:47:47 [DM] this is,
01:47:51 [Sildir] Okay.
01:47:47 [DM] you'd recognize it to be the same dark voice that you've been hearing speaking to you, promising you power and strength, urging you to take vengeance, destroy your enemies.
01:47:58 [Sildir] Okay. Yeah.
01:48:00 [DM] Oh my god, Steph. Yeah.
01:48:01 [Sildir] Normally you go a little more Dark Knight with the voice,
01:48:04 [DM] Yeah,
01:48:03 [Sildir] so I was just making sure.
01:48:05 [DM] yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:48:04 [Sildir] But I figured with context clues, like, yeah,
01:48:06 [DM] Yeah.
01:48:06 [Sildir] that makes sense.
01:48:07 [Saturno] Literally what just happened.
01:48:09 [DM] Yeah. Oh my gosh.
01:48:13 [Sildir] What is this? And I look at it. This is Godfrey's sword, but how?
01:48:21 [Saturno] What I remember since I was like in close quarters.
01:48:25 [DM] Yeah, you recognize it too.
01:48:29 [Mercurio] Thank you.
01:48:29 [Saturno] So I guess we're all awake now.
01:48:32 [DM] Yep. It is now very early, the early hours of the morning, so around 4 a.m. or so. You have enough time to make your way over to Yesterhill as dawn is breaking. The Mardukovs have woken you from your sleep, and they're now presenting you with some travel rations and a pretty meager breakfast of leftover stew from the night before. Ah.
01:49:09 [Saturno] After Saturnio sees Sildur's sword, I kind of turn to everyone and I was like, and I say, okay, so no one really actually slept last night?
01:49:22 [Sildir] No, no, and I must apologize for the way I behaved. I really got into my role as, you know, who's soldier,
01:49:35 [Saturno] No.
01:49:35 [Mercurio] Thank you.
01:49:34 [Sildir] but I've got the sword now.
01:49:37 [Saturno] No need to apologize. Just These dreams are freaky.
01:49:41 [Irredel] I have a feeling it was needed for us to survive. yeah,
01:49:48 [Saturno] Yeah,
01:49:49 [Sildir] Yeah, that's*...
01:49:50 [Saturno] I don't get used to the shared dreams. It's just so strange to me.
01:49:49 [Irredel] I don't know And I don't want to imagine what would happen to us if we didn't play along with it.
01:50:01 [Saturno] That's true.
01:50:02 [Sildir] Feels like Strahd himself is watching us in those dreams. Not just dream Strahd, either.
01:50:08 [DM] Yeah.
01:50:09 [Mercurio] Mm-hmm.
01:50:09 [Sildir] Real Strahd.
01:50:13 [Saturno] Oh.
01:50:16 [Sildir] I guess I'll examine my sword.
01:50:18 [DM] Okay.
01:50:18 [Sildir] We'll take a look at this thing, guys. This is... I know we got here through the mists and all, but this place continues to surprise me. I woke up with this in my lap, practically.
01:50:28 [DM] Yeah, so as you're examining the sword, you note that this is a well-worn silvered longsword. You can see that it has all the same chips that Sir Godfrey's sword had that were dealt in the battle that you did with him. And you also note that the hilt is adorned with the same symbol that you saw on the Silver Dragon pendant earlier, marking it as a sword of the Order of the Silver Dragon.
01:51:04 [Mercurio] Hmm.
01:51:14 [Sildir] Well, I wonder what will happen if we show this to me and Tommy.
01:51:21 [DM] Okay.
01:51:21 [Irredel] I was wondering the same thing. Or I wonder if it would allow us to have some increased level of access to Argenvoss Hold, or whatever's left of it, based off of the vision we just saw. It can't be in great shape.
01:51:41 [Saturno] That's true.
01:51:42 [Mercurio] Thanks.
01:51:41 [Sildir] There is something compelling about those guys, though. I mean, Godfrey was loyal to the fault. I couldn't shake him even when I was acting my scariest. And all his men seem to be the same. I think perhaps the power of their oaths is what's keeping them standing on those bridges to this day.
01:52:07 [Irredel] What a beautiful thing that would be, especially in this dark place.
01:52:13 [DM] And as you say that, Sildur,
01:52:20 [Saturno] Okay.
01:52:14 [DM] you're reminded of what the first knight told you when you met him all those days ago, and then the same echoed from the second knight. Both of them bound to their posts by oaths that they swore.
01:52:28 [Mercurio] Hmm.
01:52:29 [DM] And it has you wondering what exactly is the meaning and power of oaths.
01:52:43 [Sildir] God, I need to focus in. seems that I'm wrong, even if I'm right about Torm,
01:52:51 [Saturno] Okay.
01:52:51 [Sildir] which I might not be. seems that oaths have great power in this world. the gods are watching and don't say anything silly, Mercurio. I know they're your cousins or whatever. I still think they're watching.
01:53:11 [Mercurio] I'll bite my tongue here, Sylvia.
01:53:14 [Sildir] Thank you, I'm having a moment.
01:53:25 [Mercurio] Say, is there some wine god or something I can swear an oath to?
01:53:29 [DM] Oh my gosh.
01:53:29 [Mercurio] Heh.
01:53:33 [Irredel] Hmm,
01:53:32 [DM] Oh my.
01:53:33 [Irredel] can't help you there. Indeed, kind of the opposite of what I, uh, my whole thing.
01:53:41 [DM] Oh my gosh.
01:53:42 [Sildir] I don't think you need to swear an oath to drink a glass of wine every night.
01:53:47 [Irredel] A? Glass?
01:53:47 [Mercurio] yes well maybe he could maybe he could gift me a bottomless bottle or something*...
01:53:56 [DM] Oh my gosh.
01:53:58 [Saturno] Maybe a bottomless bucket.
01:54:04 [Sildir] You know, I felt the same way. But I don't think it works that way, unfortunately.
01:54:12 [Mercurio] No, you just...
01:54:12 [Sildir] But I'll let you know when I find out how it does work.
01:54:17 [Mercurio] You get all kinds of little gifts, like this sword. I'm just asking for some wine,
01:54:22 [DM] Okay.
01:54:22 [Mercurio] you know?
01:54:24 [Sildir] You know, strangely enough, maybe it's time you guys know this. I don't think this sword really came from the god that I've sworn oaths to.
01:54:36 [Irredel] What?
01:54:39 [Sildir] Yeah, there's been... Another god who's been taking some interest in me. And... Well, Torm hasn't paid me much attention since we've gotten to Barovia. God, Mercurio. I'm not talking about your flaming skull.
01:54:54 [Mercurio] oh no Sylvia that flaming skull guy that was just an illusion that I did to fuck with them oh*...
01:55:05 [Saturno] Oh,
01:55:04 [Sildir] Although it was very convincing.
01:55:05 [Saturno] by the way.
01:55:05 [Sildir] I loved it, by the way.
01:55:06 [Saturno] Yeah.
01:55:09 [DM] Yeah,
01:55:09 [Sildir] Honestly...
01:55:10 [Irredel] Thanks.
01:55:09 [DM] Mercurio really played his part there.
01:55:12 [Sildir] If you're not careful, you may become the god of mockery someday.
01:55:16 [DM] Actually, hold on.
01:55:17 [Sildir] Watch out becoming immortal or anything like that. You'll end up with a job.
01:55:21 [DM] I'll say for all the RP that you guys did, I'll say Mercurio and Sildur, you guys both can take inspiration.
01:55:32 [Sildir] Whoopee!
01:55:33 [Saturno] Well, that means we all sucked if we didn't.
01:55:31 [Mercurio] hell yeah ooh the god of mockery*...
01:55:36 [DM] That's not what that means. That's not what that means.
01:55:37 [Saturno] That's literally what that means. Computer,
01:55:38 [DM] That's not what that means.
01:55:39 [Saturno] write that down.
01:55:40 [DM] Oh my gosh.
01:55:42 [Saturno] Computer,
01:55:41 [DM] Don't put words in my mouth.
01:55:42 [Saturno] write that down. Oh, someone's rice is ready.
01:55:47 [DM] No, it's starting stuff.
01:55:48 [Saturno] Oh, damn.
01:55:51 [Mercurio] Mercurial god of mockery that has a good ring to it I like that*...
01:55:57 [Saturno] Mercurio come mierda. What about that one?
01:56:05 [Sildir] Maybe a god of keeping you humble will be useful. Saturno could serve that role just fine.
01:56:08 [Mercurio] be careful Saturno one day when I'm the god of mockery and wine I'm gonna turn your wine into piss*...
01:56:17 [Saturno] Keep it up. I might turn your cologne into piss. I'm going to refill your bottle.
01:56:25 [Mercurio] wait you have my bottle*...
01:56:26 [Saturno] What bottle?
01:56:30 [Sildir] Mm.
01:56:33 [DM] Oh my gosh.
01:56:40 [Mercurio] Anyway, Sylvia, you were telling us about this very suspicious arrangement that you have with a new sugar daddy.
01:56:51 [Irredel] Yes, that's not what it is. But that is highly concerning. I mean, you have oaths and vows.
01:57:05 [Saturno] What?
01:57:00 [Irredel] You can't just abandon them or switch things up.
01:57:08 [Sildir] Oh, I would never abandon my oaths. But it's been strange. Now that I hear this God more clearly, I think he too has been watching me since the beginning. Since I've taken my oaths. It's*...
01:57:28 [Irredel] But your oaths link you to Torm in the same way that my devotion links me to Tyr. You can't just switch. It's like you pick one and then you're done. That book is closed. It's very neat and orderly that way. Things get way too confusing if there's more than one god involved per person.
01:57:51 [Sildir] Well, Iridale, I certainly respect your desire for order. And for the most part, I think you're right. This whole thing is a little bit weird. But What I swore myself to were my oaths. And if one day I have no choice,
01:58:13 [Mercurio] Thank you.
01:58:15 [Sildir] and my only way to keep them, my only way to even have a chance of keeping them, is to make a deal with another god, I might just do that.
01:58:28 [Irredel] I feel like your oaths should... I mean, wait, how does that work? Is it... I thought your oaths were sworn to a specific god. Your power can't come from the oaths themselves, does it?
01:58:45 [Sildir] Maybe I should ask those guys on the bridges. See what they have to say. Who they're sworn to.
01:58:51 [Irredel] Yes,
01:58:52 [DM] Thank you.
01:58:52 [Mercurio] Thank you.
01:58:52 [Irredel] we should investigate this further. We have to make sure that you don't endanger yourself or your principles. I mean, you've already lost so much being here. A lot of it on my behalf. I don't want to see anything else change for you.
01:59:10 [Sildir] I know it's not without risk, and I know it's not... Not pretty. And for what it's worth, I'm going to keep praying to Torm until I get some help. But I don't know. I just didn't want you guys to be in the dark on this anymore. Now I'm getting mysterious sword gifts, but no help from Torm in combat. I just think there's another god out there looking after me. Or if not, then Torm, give me a sign that this sword is from you.
01:59:45 [Irredel] Hmm.
01:59:48 [Mercurio] Maybe Torm is upset you had to ask. Maybe Torm is giving you the silent treatment for shopping around.
01:59:57 [Sildir] You know, Mercurio, that's not a bad idea. But that's just the thing. I have been asking for help, and I haven't been getting it. And I have been loyal to Torm. This other figure, his name is Hor. He's been around since before we met each other. And I've always stayed loyal to Torm. Only now am I questioning anything. Now that we're in this strange land and The last time I really felt connected to Torm is when my armor was burned into his sigil. His sigil? His glyph? Whatever the fuck. Probably a bad word choice, but you know what I mean. His little emblem.
02:00:42 [Irredel] Who's new?
02:00:50 [Sildir] I mean, yeah, you are cousins with gods, aren't you? What do you think of all this? Any family reunions where you have some insight? Maybe they're talking about some paladin who went off to a distant land? Or are they a little more tight-lipped than that, or more focused on the*...
02:01:08 [Mercurio] Can I make a religion check DM?
02:01:11 [DM] Yeah,
02:01:11 [Mercurio] Can I make a religion check?
02:01:13 [DM] go for it.
02:01:15 [Mercurio] Oh, Torm, why do you act this way? Yeah,
02:01:19 [DM] Was that a nat 1?
02:01:20 [Mercurio] it is.
02:01:21 [Sildir] Oh, God.
02:01:21 [DM] Oh my god,
02:01:22 [Mercurio] Oh, Torm.
02:01:22 [DM] that was a nat 1 religion check. So you call out asking to speak to Torim with a not one religion check. You think you hear a voice in your head speaking to you. It's definitely not related to how much you've been drinking in the past days. And you get the sense that maybe Torim just fucking hates Slytherin's guts.
02:01:50 [Mercurio] hmm, yeah, I don't know, so dear, maybe Torm just moved on, like, uh, thinking about, thinking about my family, you know, like, a lot of divorce, a lot of ugly divorce, uh,
02:02:07 [Saturno] Yeah,
02:02:07 [Mercurio] you know,
02:02:07 [Saturno] everyone kind of hates their husband. I don't know.
02:02:09 [Mercurio] you,
02:02:11 [Saturno] You know what I mean?
02:02:11 [Mercurio] you would, you know, the, you would think, uh, you'd think all these angels would be very, uh, I don't know, like loyal and holier than thou,
02:02:26 [Irredel] Thank you.
02:02:27 [Saturno] Yeah.
02:02:25 [Mercurio] but not all the time.
02:02:31 [Sildir] Yeah, maybe, maybe.
02:02:33 [Mercurio] See, I probably just hate your guts, so dear.
02:02:37 [Sildir] And on hearing that, I'm going to insight check this. If I get better than a 3, I'm going to assume that it's the alcohol talking.
02:02:45 [DM] Yeah. 13. Yeah.
02:02:48 [Sildir] Alright, 13. But I am also going to let Mercurio say it. Well, jeez. That sounds very harsh,
02:02:59 [Mercurio] Yeah,
02:02:56 [Sildir] but I know God's focused on their ideals more than anything. Maybe he just doesn't have time for me.
02:03:06 [Mercurio] get yourself a God who has time for you, Sylvia.
02:03:11 [Sildir] Sure,
02:03:11 [Saturno] Thank you.
02:03:12 [Sildir] it's the alcohol talking.
02:03:13 [Mercurio] You don't fucking need this guy.
02:03:19 [Sildir] I mean, yeah,
02:03:20 [DM] It's so good.
02:03:20 [Sildir] I don't need him, but I sure would like his help.
02:03:22 [Irredel] Thank you.
02:03:26 [Sildir] I've also sworn myself to oaths under his watch, so it's a tricky spot I'm in.
02:03:36 [Irredel] I think you're overindexing, overplaying the lack of help you've been getting from Torm. I mean,
02:03:37 [Mercurio] How do you do that?
02:03:45 [Irredel] there's been many amazing things you've done in combat. I don't think your power has dried up completely.
02:03:51 [DM] Please.
02:03:52 [Irredel] I just think maybe this other figure is tempting you with excess power,
02:04:01 [Saturno] Once again,
02:04:00 [Irredel] beyond what we need or beyond what you would want.
02:04:03 [Saturno] I think.
02:04:07 [Sildir] I think the stories of Lugdana have me scratching my head. I feel that's what this land needs. Another Lugdana. But I'm not doing that right now.
02:04:24 [Irredel] Well, how could we?
02:04:25 [DM] Okay.
02:04:24 [Irredel] We've been here a matter of weeks. How many years did it take Luke Donna to grow into her power? And look at how many of us there are.
02:04:35 [Sildir] Yeah, you're right.
02:04:36 [Irredel] Working together, I think, will be incredibly effective. Regardless of the strength of power offered to you.
02:04:54 [Sildir] Well, I can promise you this. I'll be patient.
02:04:56 [Irredel] But I will say that sword is a great utilitarian value. I feel like accepting objects probably can't hurt. Accepting any changes in vows.
02:05:06 [Mercurio] Hola.
02:05:06 [Sildir] Oh, I don't know it is from Hoare.
02:05:06 [Irredel] Or listening to this voice.
02:05:08 [Sildir] There's no guarantee.
02:05:10 [Mercurio] Hola, ¿Cómo estás?
02:05:11 [Irredel] Could very well be from the vision.
02:05:18 [Sildir] When I got it, I did hear Hoare speaking to me. But... I don't know. I also did really put a beating on Godfrey in that vision, so maybe it's a gift from Godfrey himself. Who knows?
02:05:35 [Mercurio] He did seem to say he was very insistent that in another life we could have been pals. And here we are in another life.
02:05:45 [Sildir] True,
02:05:45 [Saturno] Maybe we're pals.
02:05:45 [Sildir] I think we'd be aligned quite well in this life, too.
02:05:48 [Saturno] Yeah.
02:05:48 [Irredel] Thank you.
02:05:48 [DM] What did Saturno say?
02:05:50 [Saturno] I said maybe we're pals. Maybe this is... Like... Maybe he doesn't know about friendship bracelets and this is the closest. Yeah. So...
02:06:02 [DM] As you say that, Saturno, you do recall what you heard from the other two knights that you met of the Order, and they both,
02:06:11 [Saturno] I mean...
02:06:10 [DM] upon hearing that you were trying to oppose Strahd, they both urged you to meet Ser Godfrey Gollum.
02:06:16 [Mercurio] Hey.
02:06:16 [Saturno] Yeah.
02:06:17 [Mercurio] Yeah.
02:06:20 [Saturno] Remember what Timmy Tommy said?
02:06:24 [Sildir] what did they say I remember a few things*...
02:06:28 [Saturno] We're trying to oppose Strahd. We have to meet Godfrey, right?
02:06:36 [DM] Yep.
02:06:39 [Saturno] Seems like our interests align there.
02:06:43 [Irredel] Well,
02:06:43 [Sildir] That makes sense.
02:06:44 [Irredel] maybe he survived somehow or there's a fragment of him we can talk to.
02:06:51 [Sildir] I mean,
02:06:51 [Saturno] That's bullshit.
02:06:52 [Irredel] Some ghost or apparition.
02:06:52 [Sildir] his men's resolve are... Yeah.
02:06:56 [Saturno] That shit looked like you were right on it.
02:07:00 [Sildir] If he has knights that are still standing,
02:07:01 [Saturno] I've seen you misangle it.
02:07:02 [Sildir] then perhaps he is too.
02:07:02 [Saturno] That one didn't look like it.
02:07:04 [Irredel] Mm-hmm.
02:07:03 [Saturno] That one was true.
02:07:03 [Sildir] His resolve was certainly some of the strongest I've seen.
02:07:09 [Saturno] I hate smack.
02:07:12 [Irredel] Well,
02:07:14 [Mercurio] Yes.
02:07:12 [Irredel] I suppose after we work out whatever's going on with these druids in the swamp witch,
02:07:19 [Saturno] I can't contest that at all.
02:07:16 [Irredel] that could be the next place we put on our list.
02:07:23 [Sildir] The ever-growing list. But yeah, I think that's a good idea.
02:07:28 [Irredel] Don't worry, I do have three copies of the list. Just in case something happens to the original, I have a backup, and then I also have a second backup, which I have put into one of you all's knapsacks.
02:07:40 [Mercurio] Hello.
02:07:42 [Sildir] Wow.
02:07:45 [Mercurio] Yes,
02:07:45 [Sildir] And...
02:07:45 [Mercurio] I also have a backup and a backup backup.
02:07:52 [Irredel] Oh, fantastic. Redundancy is phenomenal,
02:07:53 [Saturno] Oh, yeah,
02:07:54 [Irredel] especially when we're keeping track of our progress.
02:07:57 [Mercurio] Progress. Well,
02:07:59 [Irredel] Progress.
02:07:59 [Mercurio] I was talking about the wine, but.
02:08:06 [Sildir] Over, Kirio.
02:08:09 [Irredel] All right. Well, I was not going to say where I've stashed the backups backups. because I thought it would be better if no one else felt that burden, but it was simply hidden in one of their bags as a kind of redundancy factor. But I will candidly admit,
02:08:21 [Saturno] we're going to press something down, I think.
02:08:22 [Irredel] I did not put it in Mercurio's bag.
02:08:25 [Saturno] I guess.
02:08:24 [Irredel] The risks of spills were too high.
02:08:27 [DM] Yeah.
02:08:35 [Mercurio] Well...
02:08:30 [Irredel] I have stashed it with one of the people I have deemed the most organized and trustworthy.
02:08:41 [Sildir] Sildur isn't going to say so, but he's certain it's him. He's like, oh, I am so organized and trustworthy.
02:08:47 [Ember] I frantically search my belongings.
02:08:50 [Saturno] Saturno's like sweaty. You can tell she's nervous. She doesn't want to check in her bag.
02:08:55 [Mercurio] Yeah.
02:08:54 [Saturno] She doesn't want to know what it is.
02:08:57 [DM] yeah*...
02:08:57 [Saturno] If it's her,
02:08:58 [Ember] Oh,
02:08:58 [Saturno] if it's not her.
02:08:58 [Ember] I wanna know.
02:08:59 [Mercurio] Okay.
02:08:59 [Ember] I'm like checking my phone games randomly.
02:09:01 [Mercurio] You can't trust...
02:09:01 [Saturno] She's like clammy now.
02:09:03 [Mercurio] You can't trust me, but you can trust the old man having his fucking midlife crisis over here.
02:09:10 [DM] yeah. so as ember is searching uh her bag for, for like one of the backups,
02:09:15 [Sildir] That's crazy.
02:09:16 [DM] uh, airdell,
02:09:17 [Irredel] Yes.
02:09:16 [DM] does she find it okay,
02:09:20 [Ember] Yes! Just pump in the air.
02:09:22 [Saturno] I do no falls to the floor.
02:09:25 [Irredel] I think I want to put it with Ember's like toolkit, you know,
02:09:20 [DM] cool Yeah.
02:09:28 [Irredel] like the crafters tools or whatever, just because that seemed like a very organized thing.
02:09:33 [DM] Yeah.
02:09:37 [Ember] yeah,
02:09:33 [Irredel] There was like a little roll that a missing tool was previously in and it's like rolled up on like a little piece of parchment tucked into that slot.
02:09:45 [Sildir] Like, do you show that you have it?
02:09:50 [Ember] i kind of like brandish it out and, like you know, wave it in people's faces*.
02:09:55 [Sildir] If anyone's paying enough attention, like,
02:09:55 [Saturno] Sato no really doesn't care.
02:09:57 [Sildir] you see that. So there's, like, deeply, like...
02:09:58 [Saturno] I promise you.
02:10:01 [Sildir] He's not really showing it, but if you look close enough, you can see he's, like, hurt by this. It's like, I am organized. I am trustworthy.
02:10:09 [DM] What did Tepona say?
02:10:11 [Saturno] Sato no really doesn't care.
02:10:14 [DM] Yeah.
02:10:13 [Saturno] She really doesn't care.
02:10:15 [DM] Yeah.
02:10:16 [Saturno] She really,
02:10:16 [Sildir] We're going*...
02:10:17 [Saturno] really doesn't care.
02:10:19 [DM] Definitely.
02:10:18 [Ember] I'm like fanning my face with it.
02:10:20 [Mercurio] Peace.
02:10:20 [Saturno] Yeah,
02:10:21 [DM] Yeah. Oh my god.
02:10:21 [Saturno] she's also repeating the same affirmations as Sylvia.
02:10:25 [DM] Yeah.
02:10:25 [Saturno] I am organized. I am responsible.
02:10:30 [Sildir] to have to make a support group, us two.
02:10:36 [Irredel] Oh, goodness. See, this is why I kept it hidden. I did not want to sow discord.
02:10:44 [Sildir] discord. no, everything's fine, it's all good. i agree,
02:10:49 [Ember] And then I roll it up and put it back in my bag.
02:10:47 [Sildir] amber is very organized um*.
02:10:53 [Irredel] You know that Ember's tools are color-coded?
02:11:01 [Ember] Yeah, look.
02:11:06 [Irredel] Look, not only are they color-coded, but if you look,
02:11:10 [Mercurio] Hmm.
02:11:11 [Ember] Yep, I cleaned.
02:11:07 [Irredel] there's also a maintenance schedule tucked away specifically for each tool and all components of it.
02:11:15 [Ember] Mm-hmm.
02:11:16 [DM] yeah,
02:11:16 [Sildir] Yeah, I mean, I have a maintenance schedule too.
02:11:19 [DM] yeah, as you say that,
02:11:21 [Irredel] Sildur,
02:11:21 [DM] uh*.
02:11:21 [Irredel] I'm your maintenance schedule. I'm the one who makes sure that your larder gets cleaned out back at home.
02:11:26 [Sildir] It's whenever my armor gets dinged up. That's the schedule.
02:11:31 [DM] As you say that, you're all reminded of the few moments here and there as you've all been taking a rest or in downtime when you've noticed Ember performing regular maintenance on her mechanical arm.
02:11:50 [Sildir] You are tinkering with that thing a lot.
02:11:54 [Ember] I mean,
02:11:54 [Sildir] What are you doing?
02:11:54 [Ember] it's my limb.
02:11:56 [Sildir] Are you upgrading it or are you just taking care of it?
02:12:01 [Ember] Taking care of it. Making sure it works. Making sure it's not banged up from all the battles you've been doing.
02:12:16 [Mercurio] Okay.
02:12:17 [Sildir] Yeah, I imagine it helps drawing that big bulky bow you have now.
02:12:21 [Ember] Yeah.
02:12:20 [Sildir] That draw weight on that thing's got to be quite heavy.
02:12:23 [Ember] Yeah, for sure.
02:12:31 [Irredel] Yeah,
02:12:31 [Sildir] Was there any secret tricks you have up your sleeve with your arm? Anything you don't know?
02:12:36 [Irredel] it is a striking piece of equipment. Really phenomenal technology.
02:12:40 [DM] Thank you.
02:12:42 [Ember] My mentor made it for me when I had the accident and he taught me everything I knew and just Tricks? I mean, yeah, I'm still learning about it as I go.
02:13:02 [Sildir] Is there a secret,
02:13:05 [Saturno] Oh. Oh.
02:13:05 [Sildir] I don't know, secret compartment?
02:13:07 [Saturno] No.
02:13:09 [Mercurio] I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
02:13:09 [Sildir] Maybe oil in a flame or something that'll shoot out of it?
02:13:14 [DM] Wonderful.
02:13:13 [Sildir] Or are you going to keep that all to yourself?
02:13:17 [Saturno] You have like a secret extra finger.
02:13:21 [Ember] No, I don't have a secret action. Although,
02:13:23 [Saturno] I've seen that shit happen.
02:13:23 [Ember] that might be useful for when I use my arrows. But yeah, there's some oil involved.
02:13:35 [Sildir] Well,
02:13:38 [Saturno] Well, nice to you, bro.
02:13:39 [Irredel] You'll have to tell us more about your mentor. They sound like a wonderful person.
02:13:45 [Ember] I mean, it took me a while after my parents died. And my sister as well.
02:13:54 [Mercurio] And.
02:13:58 [Sildir] how old are you?
02:14:05 [Irredel] Oh my,
02:13:59 [Ember] And then I was 16 when it happened.
02:14:06 [Irredel] that's far too young.
02:14:09 [Ember] Yeah.
02:14:14 [Saturno] The whole time you're doing that,
02:14:17 [Irredel] Oh,
02:14:17 [Sildir] Well,
02:14:17 [Irredel] my dear.
02:14:16 [Saturno] I'm thinking about it.
02:14:17 [Sildir] what's your mentor doing now?
02:14:18 [Saturno] It's so funny.
02:14:22 [Ember] He's back in the kingdom. Well, since I had to run away, he's been keeping a cover up for me, keeping me safe. He still works for the king, though.
02:14:41 [Sildir] Hmm.
02:14:47 [Irredel] Well,
02:14:47 [Ember] He creates armor and weaponry for the armies back there. Which is why he was able to, you know,
02:14:55 [DM] Thank you.
02:14:57 [Ember] make me this one, my arm.
02:15:04 [Sildir] Hmm.
02:15:04 [Irredel] how did you end up connected with the King's armor?
02:15:09 [Ember] Well, I was, uh...
02:15:11 [Saturno] was*...
02:15:12 [Ember] I was a royal guard, you see, and I accidentally, well, something, I feel a spell took over me one day. I don't know what it was, and I accidentally ended up killing the prince, the royal heir to the throne. I had no idea how to do it. Everyone was after me, so I had to hide.
02:15:36 [Irredel] Oh my.
02:15:37 [Saturno] you*...
02:15:37 [Irredel] Huh,
02:15:39 [Ember] And*...
02:15:39 [Irredel] but what a deep level of irony.
02:15:42 [DM] Ha!
02:15:43 [Irredel] Mercurio and Saturno wanted to kill a royal, but didn't. And you didn't want to, but did.
02:15:50 [Ember] Yeah, funny how that worked out, huh?
02:15:51 [Mercurio] And then our families all died.
02:15:55 [Saturno] Yeah.
02:15:57 [Ember] Basically.
02:15:56 [Mercurio] What a lovely story.
02:15:57 [Irredel] Yes, wait, are all of you here...
02:15:58 [Mercurio] I take a swig of the bottle.
02:15:56 [Saturno] Oh wow.
02:16:01 [Irredel] Are all of you here orphans, except for me?
02:16:09 [Mercurio] Oh, look at Miss Family over here, bragging about her 12 siblings. You know,
02:16:14 [Ember] Thank you.
02:16:14 [Mercurio] some of us would kill to have just one, okay? So how about you chill out with that?
02:16:20 [Irredel] I can give you at least three on loner.
02:16:25 [Sildir] Well... Uh...
02:16:28 [Saturno] I'd*...
02:16:28 [Mercurio] You're going to keep your stinking siblings. I don't want yours.
02:16:31 [Irredel] They're excellent for farm labor.
02:16:35 [DM] You can*...
02:16:34 [Irredel] You would not believe the chore charts I have created for my family.
02:16:42 [Saturno] say Mercurio is just about like the family I have at this point.
02:16:50 [DM] feel it.
02:16:49 [Saturno] But I do feel like everyone else here has become family.
02:16:52 [Irredel] Yes, of course, we all have each other.
02:16:54 [Ember] Thank you.
02:16:58 [Saturno] Yeah,
02:16:58 [Mercurio] Yeah,
02:16:58 [Sildir] Yeah.
02:16:58 [Mercurio] I guess found family is something.
02:16:58 [Saturno] we tried taking down a royal,
02:17:02 [Irredel] And wait, no, Sildur, of course, I forgot,
02:17:02 [Saturno] but it didn't go so well.
02:17:03 [Irredel] your mother's still alive, right?
02:17:08 [Sildir] No. Sadly. I too am a form of an orphan now. Not saying I was an orphan, but yes, my mother has passed away.
02:17:19 [Mercurio] Are all old people orphans? Yes.
02:17:22 [Sildir] Well... I was abandoned, I guess, by my father, who's probably still alive, and my mother is... passed. That's the half-human part. So...
02:17:40 [DM] Sildur's father is the opposite.
02:17:42 [Sildir] Yeah.
02:17:43 [DM] Okay.
02:17:45 [Sildir] Unless, did I tell you otherwise before?
02:17:47 [DM] I don't remember. That's what I was asking.
02:17:49 [Sildir] Yeah, I think we established that with Solalis,
02:17:52 [DM] Oh,
02:17:52 [Mercurio] yeah,
02:17:51 [Sildir] so that's how I ran with it.
02:17:53 [DM] right. Yeah. We were like maybe postulating that you had the same dad or something.
02:17:57 [Sildir] Yeah, exactly.
02:17:59 [Mercurio] yeah, elf dads,
02:18:02 [Sildir] Yep. They live forever but never make any time for you.
02:18:05 [Mercurio] yep,
02:18:06 [Sildir] Ridiculous.
02:18:07 [Mercurio] 1,000 years to go get the milk.
02:18:10 [Sildir] Ugh.
02:18:10 [Ember] Bye. Bye.
02:18:10 [Sildir] That's what it feels like.
02:18:11 [Saturno] Mm-hmm.
02:18:11 [Sildir] Ugh.
02:18:25 [Irredel] Speaking of milk, I'm about done with breakfast. I guess, are we ready to hit the road?
02:18:33 [Sildir] Yeah, I guess so.
02:18:34 [Mercurio] Yeah, all this talk about family has me wanting some nice, quiet road time.
02:18:41 [DM] Food time. All right. All right. So you hastily put away your bowls. The Mardukos return once more to collect your dishes and such.
02:18:59 [Saturno] Thank you.
02:18:57 [DM] And they escort you out to the bounds of the winery's land. And Davion wishes you luck. um, on your, your quest here to go. um,
02:19:12 [Mercurio] Okay.
02:19:11 [DM] deal with the druids at yesterhill. um, maybe see what this ritual is about. uh, put a stop to it. find out what the winter splinter is. uh, recover the gemstone. um,
02:19:24 [Ember] Thank you.
02:19:23 [DM] and he says to you: all i know we've asked a great deal of you, but it is well. We're putting our hopes on you and I want you to take this. And he presents you with a whistle. It looks to be carved from a dark-colored wood in the shape of a raven. And he says to you: when you blow this whistle, you will call one of ours and they can deliver for you any message with great haste across the valley. Use it wisely.
02:20:11 [Sildir] I...
02:20:12 [Saturno] I think someone responsible should keep this whistle.
02:20:19 [Irredel] Saturna, why don't you hold on to it?
02:20:20 [Saturno] No, no, I really don't want to.
02:20:24 [Mercurio] If you insist,
02:20:24 [Irredel] You're highly responsible.
02:20:27 [Saturno] You see,
02:20:26 [Mercurio] I'll take it. I mean...
02:20:28 [Saturno] my bags, and I open up my bag, and it's just a lot of rocks. I couldn't.
02:20:34 [Mercurio] No, it's okay, guys. I know the Ravens love me. So it only makes sense that I would take this.
02:20:44 [Sildir] You know,
02:20:44 [Mercurio] I'm just going to walk up and grab it.
02:20:46 [Sildir] I think Mercurio will be fine with it.
02:20:48 [Irredel] Oh.
02:20:48 [Sildir] Yeah,
02:20:48 [Mercurio] Okay.
02:20:49 [Sildir] he has a Raven. Why don't you let Pepito hold on to that, actually? I bet Pepito will keep track of it.
02:21:00 [Mercurio] No, no,
02:21:01 [DM] Thank you.
02:21:01 [Mercurio] you can't trust a bird, you know.
02:21:04 [Sildir] Don't say that too loud.
02:21:06 [Mercurio] I mean,
02:21:04 [Saturno] What the fuck the hell?
02:21:05 [Sildir] Davion's right there.
02:21:06 [Ember] Thank you.
02:21:06 [Mercurio] well,
02:21:06 [Sildir] He loves the birds.
02:21:08 [Mercurio] he's a familiar, you know, so he's like,
02:21:11 [Sildir] Okay,
02:21:10 [Mercurio] he's imaginary.
02:21:11 [Sildir] he's not as good. Right, right, right. Perfect.
02:21:13 [Mercurio] Yeah.
02:21:13 [Sildir] Shut up. Good save. Good save. I say it really quietly.
02:21:19 [Mercurio] Does this thing, does it work like more than one time or is it like a one-time thing?
02:21:28 [DM] There's no limit to how often you can use it, but I should caution you against using it too freely. While our members are willing to serve our allies, it would not be wise to pull them away from their posts too frequently.
02:21:53 [Sildir] I'll be like the party who cried Raven.
02:21:54 [Ember] Thank you.
02:21:57 [DM] Yes, I suppose.
02:21:59 [Irredel] Better than crying wolf.
02:22:05 [Mercurio] Yes,
02:22:05 [DM] Are you?
02:22:05 [Mercurio] I'm glad we're past that. Hmm?
02:22:19 [Sildir] What's this voice in my head questioning my friend's decisions on what we're past? Do you guys hear that?
02:22:28 [Irredel] No,
02:22:28 [Saturno] yeah it sounds like*...
02:22:30 [Sildir] Torm? The odds of what?
02:22:28 [Irredel] I've been too busy calculating the odds of just the statistical improbability on almost everyone here being an orphan. It's highly anomalous.
02:22:47 [Saturno] maybe wait a minute.
02:22:49 [Irredel] If you think about the rates of it in the average population versus this party,
02:22:55 [Saturno] iridel,
02:22:53 [Irredel] it's It's statistically significant, that difference.
02:22:59 [Mercurio] Well,
02:23:00 [Saturno] Iridel.
02:23:00 [Mercurio] it's worth noting that, you know, with me and Setsuna, it was like a package deal. Like, our families were killed in the same revolt, so...
02:23:09 [Irredel] Yeah, yeah.
02:23:09 [Saturno] What if the group is called Iridel and the Orphans?
02:23:11 [Ember] My family was killed in a raid too.
02:23:13 [DM] What does Eterna say?
02:23:14 [Ember] Parents at least.
02:23:15 [Saturno] Iridel and the Orphans. Maybe that should be our group name.
02:23:19 [DM] Oh.
02:23:09 [Sildir] Uh huh.
02:23:25 [Irredel] I think Mercurio might strangle me in my sleep if we went without it.
02:23:30 [Saturno] Thank you.
02:23:31 [DM] Oh my god.
02:23:35 [Irredel] For my own sake, I'm going to say we should stick with Mercurio and the Mercs. Mm-hmm.
02:23:44 [Sildir] Well, if Mercurial was strangling you in your sleep, that would mean we actually got some sleep around these parts, which lately seems impossible.
02:23:51 [Irredel] Mm,
02:23:42 [DM] Oh my god.
02:23:51 [Irredel] you're right. That does afford me a certain manner of protection.
02:23:58 [Ember] Mistwalkers.
02:24:01 [DM] Oh*...
02:24:04 [Sildir] Hmm.
02:24:04 [Ember] Just a thought.
02:24:05 [Irredel] Ah.
02:24:06 [Mercurio] Yeah, Mercurio and the Mistlockers.
02:24:08 [Sildir] Huh.
02:24:10 [Mercurio] That's a good ring to it.
02:24:15 [Sildir] Maybe we'll be called...
02:24:15 [Irredel] I think that's a stroke of genius.
02:24:18 [DM] my gosh.
02:24:18 [Sildir] We were brought here in the mist.
02:24:19 [Ember] Thank you.
02:24:20 [Sildir] Born of the mist, almost.
02:24:25 [Mercurio] The Mistwalkers.
02:24:25 [Sildir] Perhaps we could be the Mistborn.
02:24:28 [DM] Oh my god.
02:24:29 [Mercurio] The Mistborn.
02:24:32 [Irredel] Oh.
02:24:31 [Saturno] What if then they make fun of us by calling us the mist wankers or something?
02:24:37 [Mercurio] Well, I mean, any name we pick, someone could just put Wanker on the back of it and...
02:24:43 [Saturno] That's true.
02:24:44 [Sildir] Mercurio and the Wankers.
02:24:46 [Mercurio] Mercurio and the Wankers.
02:24:47 [Saturno] You're in the way. Maybe that shouldn't be our name.
02:24:51 [DM] Oh my God.
02:24:55 [Sildir] Well,
02:24:55 [Mercurio] Iridella and the wankers.
02:24:56 [Sildir] I like Ms. Wankers.
02:24:57 [Mercurio] The wanker orphans.
02:24:59 [Ember] All right, that's all.
02:24:59 [Saturno] Don't wake your orphan.
02:25:02 [Mercurio] You have to put wanker in front of that one, not in the back. Otherwise it takes on a completely different meaning.
02:25:09 [Sildir] Yeah, you can't put Wankers in the back end of that. It's not good.
02:25:19 [Irredel] So Mistwalkers. Great. I'm so glad we decided that democratically.
02:25:30 [Mercurio] I like it. I like it.
02:25:34 [Sildir] Well, this might be a good place to put a bookmark.
02:25:37 [DM] Okay.
02:25:38 [Sildir] Like,
02:25:38 [Irredel] Thank you.
02:25:38 [Sildir] we covered it a lot. It's a great session.
02:25:41 [DM] Yeah. Pretty good session.
02:25:45 [Sildir] What does my sword do?
02:25:44 [DM] Pretty good natural stopping point. I don't know. Maybe we'll find out next time on Phantom Chains.
02:25:52 [Sildir] I'm going to have him go to sleep so he can use it on somebody.
02:25:55 [DM] Yeah.
02:25:56 [Sildir] Like, long rest.
02:25:56 [DM] Oh my gosh.
02:25:58 [Sildir] Put me in an exhibition.
02:25:58 [Ember] Straw's worst nightmare. I don't know.
02:26:05 [DM] Well, good session, everyone.
02:26:07 [Sildir] Great stuff,
02:26:08 [Mercurio] Yeah.
02:26:08 [Ember] Yeah,
02:26:08 [Sildir] everybody.
02:26:08 [Ember] it's nice.
02:26:11 [Saturno] Good job, everyone.